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[Captain Blood]

Awesome update, and to say it again congrats Urk

 

[Buttonbasher]

Why Urk wouldn't let his own brother know in advance is beyond me. The whole cock-fighting thing must have been the breaker.

To Urk: Mom's worried. Give her a call. Also congrats.

 

[Kibbles]

Imagine, Luke goes to Microsoft and Urk starts writing the Weekly Updates. :lol

 

[alisdair]

Holy shit, congratulations Urk. Does this mean we'll be seeing officially-sanctioned erotic Halo fanfic?

Spoiler

Please say yes

 

[Chinner]

Imagine, Luke goes to Microsoft and Urk starts writing the Weekly Updates. :lol

And then Urk goes to Microsoft and Dax starts writing the weekly updates about how is mom makes him eat vegetables.

 

[LukeSmith]

Imagine, Luke goes to Microsoft and Urk starts writing the Weekly Updates. :lol

Keep dreaming.

 

[Stinkles]

Keep dreaming.

Urk is that guy who says Halo's frame rate makes him faint, right?

 

[Kibbles]

And then Urk goes to Microsoft and Dax starts writing the weekly updates about how is mom makes him eat vegetables.

:lol

 

[Shake Appeal]

urk, Daravon is already complaining in lobby that we won't be able to play with you anymore because of all the attention and grief you are going to get.

Miss u

 

[Bryant]

so I was reading the update, and I thought to myself... Urk, that name sounds familiar....wait a sec...neoGAF urk? Epic if true, ironic if not. Anyway, back to griffball. If anyone needs a 4th (or 3rd or 2nd) just let me know. Bryant21 is the tag.

 

[Voltron64]

Wow Urk. Congrats!

 

[xxjuicesxx]

Urk is that guy who says Halo's frame rate makes him faint, right?

Urk gets simulator sickness?

 

[GhaleonEB]

Glad Urk's secret is finally out there. It's been hard sitting on it.

You don't know how hard it was not to respond to this post.

What happened to the Bungie Blog?

It hasn't been updated regularly for a few weeks now.

Tune in, Tokyo.

Thar be a hint, mateys.

And congrats, Urk. I was thrilled when I heard. Deserved. Look forward to the fruit of your loins. Just keep it clean on b.net.

 

[Blueblur1]

urk, Daravon is already complaining in lobby that we won't be able to play with you anymore because of all the attention and grief you are going to get.

Miss u

That sucks if it turns out to be true.

 

[fin]

Congrats Urk, you got your fire. Thanks for showing us how it's done. See people! Dreams can come true!

 

[The Librarian]

And then Urk goes to Microsoft and Dax starts writing the weekly updates about how is mom makes him eat vegetables.

Gawd I hate vegetables.........

 

[BladedExpert]

Well played Urk, well played indeed. Couldn't have happened to a more awesomer guy

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

So Urk works at Bungie now? Way to go!

I cant wait till that Art of Halo 3 book comes out. The last one was quite nice, and I always wondered if we would ever see a volume dedicated to the H3 stuff-- easily some of the nicest art the series has seen yet.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Well played Urk, well played indeed. Couldn't have happened to a more awesomer guy

Seriously. And he has great taste in breakfast food.

 

[Blueblur1]

Seriously. And he has great taste in breakfast food.

lol I remember that.

 

[Domino Theory]

Congrats Urk, you got your fire. Thanks for showing us how it's done. See people! Dreams can come true!

I certainly hope so..

 

[LukeSmith]

So Urk works at Bungie now? Way to go!

I cant wait till that Art of Halo 3 book comes out. The last one was quite nice, and I always wondered if we would ever see a volume dedicated to the H3 stuff-- easily some of the nicest art the series has seen yet.

The art book is gun b suite

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

The art book is gun b suite

I'll bet. Plus Amazon says it releases on Nov. 11th, not far off after all!

 

[PedroLumpy]

How'd he swing that? Purely through NeoGAF shenanigans?

Another aloof Bungie'er (?) around to tease us with little tidbits

 

[Skilotonn]

Oh wow - Urk at Bungie - you lucky bastard!

Congrats!

 

[Shake Appeal]

How'd he swing that?

Services to awesome.

 

[GhaleonEB]

The art book is gun b suite

It's my biggest DO WANT since the Halo 3 soundtrack was announced.

 

[The Librarian]

Congrats Urk, you got your fire. Thanks for showing us how it's done. See people! Dreams can come true!

I certainly hope so, fin. I really do hope so.

 

[Sibylus]

:O

Watch out Luke, you never know what volunteers will try to hide inside comment blocks on the page. Especially if they write a unique brand of fan fiction.

Spoiler

Congratz Urk!

 

[LukeSmith]

How'd he swing that? Purely through NeoGAF shenanigans?

Another aloof Bungie'er (?) around to tease us with little tidbits

He sent in videos of him eating Pizza and playing Xbox Live and we were all like "whoa, hire."

 

[Chernobyled]

Anyone on GAF good at Halo? I'd like to improve.

 

[Kibbles]

He sent videos in of him eating Pizza and playing Xbox Live and we were all like "whoa, hire."

You guys are going to be spammed with videos of people eating pizza and playing Xbox Live.

 

[The Librarian]

Anyone on GAF good at Halo? I'd like to improve.

Everyone on here sucks. Especially those that have gamertags that begin with the letters "TJ."

 

[EazyB]

Holy shit, congratulations Urk. Your awesomeness has finally been rewarded.

I don't even wanna think about how much trouble Urk and Luke will get into :lol

 

[Shake Appeal]

Holy shit, congratulations Urk. Your awesomeness has finally been rewarded.

I don't even wanna think about how much trouble Urk and Luke will get into :lol

 

[squicken]

These writers they keep hiring are progressively worse. Terrible choice.

 

[PedroLumpy]

He sent in videos of him eating Pizza and playing Xbox Live and we were all like "whoa, hire."

I feel like I have squandered yet another opportunity.......

 

[Merguson]

Hey, my question got answered. Although it was already answered before the Q&A.

Nevertheless, congratulations Urk.

 

[TDG]

Wow, congrats to Urk. Couldn't have happened to a cooler guy. Bungie community, prepare yourselves. The butthole fishhooker is in town.

 

[SpudBud]

Just read the update.

Holy shit, congratulations urk!

 

[LukeSmith]

Holy shit, congratulations Urk. Your awesomeness has finally been rewarded.

I don't even wanna think about how much trouble Urk and Luke will get into :lol

Hurry up and be old enough to come cougar hunting at the bars with us.

 

[neoism]

He sent in videos of him eating Pizza and playing Xbox Live and we were all like "whoa, hire."

:lol :lol :lol :lol
urk you lucky basta..... congrats

 

[Mr Vociferous]

With Kirkland properly knighted as Urkshire, I suppose we can now reasonably pull for a "Brownout" multiplayer map.

I'd say congrats, but, well I already have. ;-)

 

[Vespa]

That is one beautiful cover! I know it says Art of Halo 3 on it but some bonus H2 material would be suite.

Amazon UK got it down for Nov 13 for £15.29. Can't wait!

 

[Shake Appeal]

I'd say congrats, but, well I already have. ;-)

You dudes and your secret society of handshaking and backslapping. urk's dead to me.

 

[Stinkles]

These writers they keep hiring are progressively worse. Terrible choice.

IAWTP

Hurry up and be old enough to come cougar hunting at the bars with us.

dun get scratched

 

[backflip10019]

Welp, looks like my hard drive is officially dead

In happier news, congrats Urk. It's definitely well-deserved.

 

[DancingJesus]

WHAT!? So I open up the BWU and low and behold, I see the name Urk smack dab in the middle of it. Congrats Urk, you deserve it.

Can't wait to see all the file shares of butthole hooking!

 

[EazyB]

Hurry up and be old enough to come cougar hunting at the bars with us.

I'm allergic :\

Welp, looks like my hard drive is officially dead

Yeah, I had the exact same problem with my HDD. It's a shame you didn't back the important saves to a memory unit.

 

[Striker]

Welp, looks like my hard drive is officially dead

In happier news, congrats Urk. It's definitely well-deserved.

Did you call MS's support? Sorry about the news. :\