Then you missed the episode on turtles! Here's a summed up transcript (you'll have to visit Ophra's website for the full thing).
*turtle sits down*
Ophra: So tell us, how's it feel being a turtle?
Turtle: ...
Ophra: You've faced a lot of hardships, how do you remain strong?
Turtle: ...
Ophra: ... you ... are *getting choked up* ... beautiful.
*audience claps*
Turtle: ...