StateofMajora
Banned
Man, I so wanted to like this game. I have to get this off my chest though.
It’s got great graphics (mostly, when it’s not glitching or clipping), real next level stuff, mostly besides screen space reflections. That fur man, that polygon count and RT goodness.
Plays like a dream, looks buttery smooth in motion. Has the same ratchet gameplay loop that never gets old with ratchet games. So, all of that’s good.
Unfortunately, it is the most creatively bankrupt, lazy ratchet and clank made to date, and has simultaneously sucked all the heart out of the franchise and instead focuses on preaching and feminism over fun and creating new weapons.
These developers can NOT keep political activist weirdness out of their games, even in a game about anthropomorphic cat things with guns and robots aimed at an audience of 10 year olds.
Like, okay, i’m playing the game and there’s strangely a lot more female characters than male. Right, I eye roll but continue enjoying it. Fairly typical. Then the interactions between ratchet and kit, and rivet and clank make the 2 male characters feel way more subdued and less funny than the other games. Near everything in the game isn’t about humor but about feelings or something. Even the voice actors didn’t give a shit about this game, you can tell they’re unenthused. I noticed it when the actor for nefarious seemed half asleep.
But I continue. What in the fucking hell was this pirate trial about and making ratchet and clank sing about women ceo’s?
Sooooooo cringe. It’s like a fucking cult chant, man. It’s a new religion.
I play games to get out of the real world’s madness and to play in ways I haven’t before. But here we are where games have just become soulless soap boxes that won’t stop preaching to you. This a game targeting 10 year olds for fuck sake, they don’t care about this shit, unless their public school or parents are brainwashing them.
But you say, whatever Majora, you’re weird and insane, get over it.
Problem is, even if you walk through life not caring one way or the other about culture or you’re a weirdo yourself ; because THEY focus on culture and activism, they DON’T focus on the game design.
Same old pistol. Same old buzz blades. Same old rockets. Same old grenades. Same old mr. zurkon, except not mr. zurkon. Same old shit.
Really? In a game all about weapons, this is the best you got. Maybe if you entitled fucks would get off your soapbox and give a damn, games might be interesting again.
Buy hey, it sure has a shiny coat of paint. And I mean, it really does. But graphics have also enabled this lazy shit ; it’s a substitute for innovation and none display that so perfectly than ratchet and clank.
I will never play this game again and i’m happy to have the ps3 games as well as the remake to still enjoy.
Come on, give me your worst.
It’s got great graphics (mostly, when it’s not glitching or clipping), real next level stuff, mostly besides screen space reflections. That fur man, that polygon count and RT goodness.
Plays like a dream, looks buttery smooth in motion. Has the same ratchet gameplay loop that never gets old with ratchet games. So, all of that’s good.
Unfortunately, it is the most creatively bankrupt, lazy ratchet and clank made to date, and has simultaneously sucked all the heart out of the franchise and instead focuses on preaching and feminism over fun and creating new weapons.
These developers can NOT keep political activist weirdness out of their games, even in a game about anthropomorphic cat things with guns and robots aimed at an audience of 10 year olds.
Like, okay, i’m playing the game and there’s strangely a lot more female characters than male. Right, I eye roll but continue enjoying it. Fairly typical. Then the interactions between ratchet and kit, and rivet and clank make the 2 male characters feel way more subdued and less funny than the other games. Near everything in the game isn’t about humor but about feelings or something. Even the voice actors didn’t give a shit about this game, you can tell they’re unenthused. I noticed it when the actor for nefarious seemed half asleep.
But I continue. What in the fucking hell was this pirate trial about and making ratchet and clank sing about women ceo’s?
Sooooooo cringe. It’s like a fucking cult chant, man. It’s a new religion.
I play games to get out of the real world’s madness and to play in ways I haven’t before. But here we are where games have just become soulless soap boxes that won’t stop preaching to you. This a game targeting 10 year olds for fuck sake, they don’t care about this shit, unless their public school or parents are brainwashing them.
But you say, whatever Majora, you’re weird and insane, get over it.
Problem is, even if you walk through life not caring one way or the other about culture or you’re a weirdo yourself ; because THEY focus on culture and activism, they DON’T focus on the game design.
Same old pistol. Same old buzz blades. Same old rockets. Same old grenades. Same old mr. zurkon, except not mr. zurkon. Same old shit.
Really? In a game all about weapons, this is the best you got. Maybe if you entitled fucks would get off your soapbox and give a damn, games might be interesting again.
Buy hey, it sure has a shiny coat of paint. And I mean, it really does. But graphics have also enabled this lazy shit ; it’s a substitute for innovation and none display that so perfectly than ratchet and clank.
I will never play this game again and i’m happy to have the ps3 games as well as the remake to still enjoy.
Come on, give me your worst.