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Phoebe Cates is the most attractive woman who has ever lived and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

iconmaster

Banned
According to science, it's actually Bella Hadid.


She's actually a bit uncanny looking, IMO. Perhaps too perfect?
 

Tranquil

Member
According to science, it's actually Bella Hadid.


She's actually a bit uncanny looking, IMO. Perhaps too perfect?

She's not ugly, but she doesn't really do it for me.
 

Rival

Gold Member
Stop trying to make Phoebe Cates happen.

I'll take Lacey Chabert.


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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
According to science, it's actually Bella Hadid.


She's actually a bit uncanny looking, IMO. Perhaps too perfect?
Yikes.

In a club with hotties everywhere I wouldn't even do a double take at her.

Good thing art and beauty are subjective. Science has no part trying to dethrone public opinion. If scientists want to prove to people sci-fi stuff like quarks and quasars that's fine, but not when it comes to art.
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
For you middle aged guys who got horny watching those Italian sex comedy movies made in the 70s and early 80s, I'll always remember Gloria Guida. She was probably 25 back then. Now she's one of those 60 year old plastic face old ladies.

Naked. In basically every movie she was in.

If a genie popped out and said you can marry one kind of women, pick one.

Below is the type Ive always wanted.

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Phoebe Cates was every manga and every anime back in the '80. But now she's pretty ugly.
The same for Sean Young: incredibly beautiful when young, unwatchable now.
Jennifer Connelly is still good looking.

But no one can beat Jessica Alba:
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Cougar now:
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Jessica in Dark Angel, wearing the red dress, climbing out of the swimming pool. Very few things will ever be this hot, maybe Maggie Q.
 

highrider

Banned
Op I’m with you she’s as good a choice as any. She’s definitely the quintessential girl next door you want to bang, take to the sock hop.
 
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Men_in_Boxes

Snake Oil Salesman
According to science, it's actually Bella Hadid.


She's actually a bit uncanny looking, IMO. Perhaps too perfect?

Science also says the Ethan Hawk movie Sinister is the scariest movie of all time.


Science has never provided humanity with anything worthwhile. Never trust science.
 

Tschumi

Member
Wow. I mean, she can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but that was edgy.

Show us a picture of woman you consider attractive?
it wasn't edgy, it was just deadpan :p sorry, hard for that kinda thing to get across via text i guess

i struggle to connect any celebrity with looking good, it's just a thing for me, i'm more interested in a pretty girl walking down the street in front of me than a photo in a magazine or scene in a movie~ so i don't really have an image to show you.

... again that second paragraph there wasn't meant to come across as edgy :p
 
She was 17 when she filmed that though :messenger_neutral:

I was not aware of that, reminds me of Michelle Johnson in Blame It On Rio who was also 17, that movie was released in 1983, I guess that was just something they liked to push the envelope with back then.

Even if you are underage though you can still do nude scenes with your parents permission, Thora Birch was only 16 when she went topless in American Beauty for example and I think even going all the way back to the 1960s Olivia Hussey was around that age in Romeo and Juliet.

Awful Movie, may have been her first movie. She was 17 in the movie.

Yeah, it's pretty bad, such a blatant ripoff of The Blue Lagoon it's hilarious, but naked Phoebe makes up for it. :messenger_ok: :messenger_winking:
 

Airola

Member
I was not aware of that, reminds me of Michelle Johnson in Blame It On Rio who was also 17, that movie was released in 1983, I guess that was just something they liked to push the envelope with back then.

Even if you are underage though you can still do nude scenes with your parents permission, Thora Birch was only 16 when she went topless in American Beauty for example and I think even going all the way back to the 1960s Olivia Hussey was around that age in Romeo and Juliet.

I don't think it was even about pushing the envelope. It just wasn't that big of a problem for people back then. Milla Jovovich was even younger in the Blue Lagoon sequel going topless and that's almost a kids adventure movie. I think it's PG-13 in the USA and allowed for even younger audience here in Finland.

By the way, Thora Birch's mom was a pornstar in the 70's so that family probably had pretty liberal views about nudity anyway.
 

Hardensoul

Member
I was not aware of that, reminds me of Michelle Johnson in Blame It On Rio who was also 17, that movie was released in 1983, I guess that was just something they liked to push the envelope with back then.

Even if you are underage though you can still do nude scenes with your parents permission, Thora Birch was only 16 when she went topless in American Beauty for example and I think even going all the way back to the 1960s Olivia Hussey was around that age in Romeo and Juliet.



Yeah, it's pretty bad, such a blatant ripoff of The Blue Lagoon it's hilarious, but naked Phoebe makes up for it. :messenger_ok: :messenger_winking:
Yea, Blue Lagoon was better. Don’t think I ever saw Paradise unedited. But I did see Fast Times and Private School Unedited! Thank god cable TV and an older brother didn’t care I watch with him lol
 

MilkyJoe

Member
The correct answer is Allie Sheedy in the Breakfast Club

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According to science, it's actually Bella Hadid.


She's actually a bit uncanny looking, IMO. Perhaps too perfect?

This broad walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face?"
 
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OmegaSupreme

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I don't think it was even about pushing the envelope. It just wasn't that big of a problem for people back then. Milla Jovovich was even younger in the Blue Lagoon sequel going topless and that's almost a kids adventure movie. I think it's PG-13 in the USA and allowed for even younger audience here in Finland.

By the way, Thora Birch's mom was a pornstar in the 70's so that family probably had pretty liberal views about nudity anyway.
I didn't know about Thora birtches mom doing that. I guess that where she inherited her banging knockers from.
Didn't Alicia Silverstone go nude for a movie at 16? In some movie with Cary Elwes wear she plays some sort of crazy stalker type I think.
 
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Tschumi

Member
i have asian fever bad... i lived in china from 15-20 years old, so most all of my sexual awakening took place in a sea of asians, now i live in japan, and i've never dated any other ethnicity (one or two one night stands with white women that i can't believe i got hard for)...

these people you guys are offering up as candidates for hottest girl ev4r are... so run-of-the-mill, i can't handle it... talk about asian genetic superiority... weird bodies, weird faces, bad makeup, weird hair...

i can't counter with a hot picture because i don't think asian celebs look any better but...you guys Need to spend some time in japan, or china. on almost any street corner you'll see girls with better jawlines, longer necks, longer legs, thinner waists, better waist-hip ratios... and the myth that asians are all flat chested is some buuulshiat.

this Jennifer Connolly, that's great, i like flock of seagulls too, she's got epic jugs and... a flattering tank top. her body? come now, most girls these days are all watching porn and trying to look like abella danger or whoeveer, this body is nothing amazing. her hair? get in the way of a blowjob, let's be honest, where's the scrunchy at.

anyway, just my opinion, i made some jokes earlier in the thread about underwhelming examples offered here so i thought i'd better back up my alternate opinions with some words. you're all welcome to your own tastes, they're no more wrong or right than my own.
 
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