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NFL Draft 2016 |OT| Where One Gasmask Can Change a Career

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Dutch Gronk

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MOD EDIT: Per request of several posters, let's not post untagged spoilers of picks before they happen on the televised feed please. Untagged spoilers will be deleted, and repeated offenses are subject to bans.

Warning has been lifted from Round 3 on!

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Welcome to the official OT for the 2016 corrupt league draft. It promises to be a fantastic draft full with trades, corruption, injustice, drama, laughter, crying and every other emotion you can imagine. The Rams and the Eagles both traded their entire future to draft their dream QB (Or in case of the Eagles, their second dream QB, also know as the "We didn't think this through"-dream QB).

Once again, live from the city of Chicago, we'll be watching grown men announce names of other grown men, so we can decide to hate them or love them based on the team they'll play for! That for a total of 71 hours of live coverage via TV and the internet! Watch it all live here NFL.com!

What a time to be alive! #FreeCheatyMcCheatface


Schedule!

Round 1: Thursday, April 28, 2016 Live coverage begins 8pm ET (10 minutes per pick)

Rounds 2-3: Friday, April 29, 2016 Live coverage begins 7pm ET (Round 2 - 7 minutes per pick, Round 3 - 5 minutes per pick)

Rounds 4-7: Saturday, April 30, 2016 Live coverage begins 12pm ET (Rounds 4-6: 5 minutes per pick, Round 7 -- 4 minutes per pick)


Draft order

  1. Los Angeles Rams (7-9) (via trade with Tennessee Titans)
  2. Philadelphia Eagles (via trade with Cleveland Browns)
  3. San Diego Chargers (4-12)
  4. Dallas Cowboys (4-12)
  5. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-11)
  6. Baltimore Ravens (5-11)
  7. San Francisco 49ers (5-11)
  8. Cleveland Browns (3-13) (via trade with Philadelphia Eagles and Miami Dolphins)
  9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-10)
  10. New York Giants (6-10)
  11. Chicago Bears (6-10)
  12. New Orleans Saints (7-9)
  13. Miami Dolphins (6-10) (via trade with Eagles)
  14. Oakland Raiders (7-9)
  15. Tennessee Titans (3-13) (via trade with Rams)
  16. Detroit Lions (7-9)
  17. Atlanta Falcons (8-8)
  18. Indianapolis Colts (8-8)
  19. Buffalo Bills (8-8)
  20. New York Jets (10-6)
  21. Washington Redskins (9-7)
  22. Houston Texans (9-7)
  23. Minnesota Vikings (11-5)
  24. Cincinnati Bengals (12-4)
  25. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6)
  26. Seattle Seahawks (10-6)
  27. Green Bay Packers (10-6)
  28. Kansas City Chiefs (11-5)
  29. Arizona Cardinals (13-3)
  30. Carolina Panthers (15-1)
  31. Denver Broncos (12-4)

Note: New England Patriots were stripped of their first-round pick due to a failure of the American justice system.


Some mock drafts to get a sense for who your team is drafting!

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock-draft
http://walterfootball.com/draft2016.php
http://www.nfl.com/draft/2016/mock-drafts

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http://predictpick.nfl.com/groups/view/1107

Our annual prediction game!

Password is: Tacobell

*Note Shirtless Members must participate, since we will determine our draft order by score in the draft! I will PM every one of you tomorrow morning!


This thread is brought to you by the Shirtless League and the #FreeCheatyMcCheatfaceParty
 

Dutch Gronk

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Can a Mod change the title to NFL Draft 2016 |OT| Where One Pick Can Change a Franchise

NFL GAF Mock draft *Before the Eagles trade said:
  1. Los Angeles Rams - Carson Wentz - QB - Himynameischris, Fantomex - Wentz
  2. Cleveland Browns - Jared Goff - QB - FloydtheFathead
  3. San Diego Chargers - Jalen Ramsey, DB - Bread
  4. Dallas Cowboys - Laremy Tunsil, OT - CrocMother
  5. Jacksonville Jaguars - DeForest Buckner, DE - Dutch Patriot
  6. Baltimore Ravens - Myles Jack, LB - Baltimore Larry
  7. San Francisco 49'ers - Joey Bosa, DE - bigosc2k
  8. Philadephia Eagles - Vernon Hargreaves III, CB - Hindl
  9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Ronnie Stanley, OT - Syrinx
  10. New York Giants - Leonard Floyd, LB - Georgia - Fuaurevoid
  11. Chicago Bears - Ezekiel Elliot, RB - Ohio State - Minx
  12. New Orleans Saints - Sheldon Rankins, DT - Louisville - Malalaw, Dionysus
  13. Miami Dolphins Select William Jackson III CB - Houston - SkLA, Himynameischris, (Darkest in spirit)
  14. Oakland Raiders - Jack Conklin, OT - Michigan State - Beach, McKenzie, Officerrob, MRSA
  15. Tennessee Titans Taylor Decker, OT Ohio State - Eleuin
  16. Detroit Lions - Andrew Billings, DT - Baylor - Kas
  17. Atlanta Falcons – Reggie Ragland, LB – Alabama – RBH
  18. Indianapolis Colts - Ryan Kelly - C - Alabama - Group Pick
  19. Buffalo Bills - Josh Doctson, WR - TSU - LJ
  20. New York Jets - Kamalei Correa, DE - Fox318
  21. Washington Redskins - A'Shawn Robinson, DT - Group Pick
  22. Houston Texans - Vernon Butler, DT - MechDX
  23. Minnesota Vikings – Laquon Treadwell, WR, Ole Miss - Banned Episode
  24. Cincinnati Bengals - Corey Coleman, WR, Baylor - Group Pick
  25. Pittsburgh Steelers - Shaq Lawson, OLB, Clemson - AngmarsKing701, chuckddd
  26. Seattle Seahawks - Chris Jones - DT - Mississippi - Cdyhybrid -
  27. Green Bay Packers - Hunter Henry, TE - Arkansas - Wienke -
  28. Kansas City Chiefs - Eli Apple - Group Pick
  29. New England Patriots - AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! INJUSTICE !!!
  30. Arizona Cardinals - Noah Spence, OLB - Eastern Kentucky - Squall ASF
  31. Carolina Panthers - Kevin Dodd, DE - Clemson - Bowser
  32. Denver Broncos - Paxton Lynch - QB - Memphis - Group Pick - Chuckddd

Full write ups: Part 1 & Part 2

S/o to Chris and Futurevoid for running the draft and putting in the effort to make it work. It would have gone to shit without you guys
 

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why do people watch this? why is it even an event? you know where they're all going before they even air the damn thing.

it's not like they have a lottery or anything. there's no craziness that can happen. it's another NFL insanely marketed and controlled product that people seem to eat up for whatever perplexing reason i will never understand
 

Dutch Gronk

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why do people watch this? why is it even an event? you know where they're all going before they even air the damn thing.

it's not like they have a lottery or anything. there's no craziness that can happen. it's another NFL insanely marketed and controlled product that people seem to eat up for whatever perplexing reason i will never understand

Because some people enjoy stuff you don't.

It's a crucial aspect to building a NFL team and it's interesting to find out where and when the college football players go.

Happy to see justice carried out. CheatyMcCheatface should be suspended for a season.

I respect your opinion, even though it's very wrong.
 

Bessy67

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Excited for the draft. I'm still not sure where I'd like to see the Packers go with the draft. I guess it would be nice to have a receiver who can actually get open, or a real middle linebacker so Clay can go back to his actual position.
 

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why do people watch this? why is it even an event? you know where they're all going before they even air the damn thing.

it's not like they have a lottery or anything. there's no craziness that can happen. it's another NFL insanely marketed and controlled product that people seem to eat up for whatever perplexing reason i will never understand

We know the order of teams picking, but the teams GMs often make trades (the top 2 picks were traded this year) and GMs are also notorious for not tipping their hand regarding who they will pick. There are always major surprises including players chosen in the top 20 who were not anticipated to go in the top 50. There are also players expected to go near the top that drop significantly on draft day.
 

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With the 29th pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select ... Roger Goodell.
 

nillah

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NFL draft and the top three QB's you have are Russle, RG3 and Manzel from years ago still trying to make it
 

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We know the order of teams picking, but the teams GMs often make trades (the top 2 picks were traded this year) and GMs are also notorious for not tipping their hand regarding who they will pick. There are always major surprises including players chosen in the top 20 who were not anticipated to go in the top 50. There are also players expected to go near the top that drop significantly on draft day.
Yep, plus trades that are often always hilarious to see in real-time.

Excite.
 

GhostWriter24

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One of the big three QB's on that board will still be there at #20, and the Jets are sure as shit going to pick one of them up.
 

kmfdmpig

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Yep, plus trades that are often always hilarious to see in real-time.

Excite.

There's also the joy in seeing constant reaffirmation of just how much of an inept clown Roger Godell is, as he can't pronounce names that had been highly touted such as Marcus Mariota (who he called Marcus Marioto).
 

Dutch Gronk

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The real title Dutch should have been

NFL Draft 2016: One Pick Can Change the Franchise.. Except if you're Cleveland

I legitimately considered it, but it felt disrespectful to my Browns brother. Plus, I really like their off season, and hope it translates to good draft picks.
 

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Never under estimate the value of the 5th year option. I think 4 go in the first. Add Cook to the other 3 mentioned
Denver sitting at 31 still hasn't been able to make a move on Kaep or other qbs. I would think some of these guys like Cook might interest them. Might have to trade ahead of Denver to get one. Idk just a thought depending on how things shake out
 

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Denver sitting at 31 still hasn't been able to make a move on Kaep or other qbs. I would think some of these guys like Cook might interest them. Might have to trade ahead of Denver to get one. Idk just a thought depending on how things shake out

Sitting here at pick 22 waiting for a call.....DO it BG! Save me from William "Clifford Franklin" Fuller aka Tedd Ginn Jr. V2.0
 
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