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mirror mirror on the wall who is the best game villain ever??

Bernardougf

Gold Member
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Right answer.. pack it up
 

Physiocrat

Member
Easily Gaunter O'Dimm from Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone.

The mundane way you first met and interact with him, the shocking reunion, the way he nonchalantly showed his power little by little, the way he appears in the background of DLC's story from start to finish, and the way you gradually learn about his nature through out quest, stories, rumors and experience. It's just perfection in villain character writing.

In a game where you can kill everything that has a health bar, this is a villain that actually terrifies me. In one of the endings where you could ask him for reward, I simply chose "nothing at all" because I just want to get away from this man and didn't want anything to do with him.

I came here to post that.
 

IFireflyl

Gold Member
You mean magic mirror on the wall?

Mirror mirror was never said in Snow White

Yes it was; in literally every version of Snow White other than the Disney movie. Disney screwed up the line in the animated movie, but the line in the original German says "Mirror, mirror..." Heck, Disney also released a Snow White and the Seven Dwarves book in 1973, and their book version correctly says, "Mirror, mirror..."


Don't worry. I got you.
 

BouncyFrag

Member
Easily Gaunter O'Dimm from Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone.

The mundane way you first met and interact with him, the shocking reunion, the way he nonchalantly showed his power little by little, the way he appears in the background of DLC's story from start to finish, and the way you gradually learn about his nature through out quest, stories, rumors and experience. It's just perfection in villain character writing.

In a game where you can kill everything that has a health bar, this is a villain that actually terrifies me. In one of the endings where you could ask him for reward, I simply chose "nothing at all" because I just want to get away from this man and didn't want anything to do with him.
Props to CDPR’s writing team for creating him as he is not in the books.
 

Toots

Gold Member
You mean magic mirror on the wall?

Mirror mirror was never said in Snow White
"Lodi Dodi"

[Snoop Dogg:]
Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
For those who don't like it, eat a dick
But for those who with me, sing that shit
As it go a little something like this

Lodi Dodi, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're just some niggas who're on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic (right)
For all my Doggs keepin' y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you cause the cozy condition in
Which we create, cause that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this types of shit happens every day
I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch, up, a morning yawn, and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
And said "Um, mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top dog of them all?"

There was a ruffle duffle, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard!"
Well that's true! That's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale
And then I got the file for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new doggy underwear
For all the bitches I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks
Threw on my white socks, with my all-blue Chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, "oh no"
I went back in, "I forgot my Indo!"
Then I dilly (dally) I ran through a (alley)
I bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upset
She said, um:

[Nancy Fletcher:]
It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much you'll never know
'Cause you took your dope away from me

[Snoop Dogg:]
Damn, now what was I to do?
She's crying over me and she was feelin blue
I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye
And here comes your mother with those two little guys"
Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi!"
Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said, "What was goin on?"
I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"
She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"
She grabbed me closely by my socks
And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started crying on my shoes and grabbin' my dick

And saying "Why don't you give me a play
So we can break it down the Long Beach way
And if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept goin'
The bitch been around before my mother's born!
I said "Cheer up!" and I gave her a hit
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"
She said, "No you're not!" then she starts cryin'
I says I'm 19, she says, "Stop lying!"
I says, "I am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

Yeah, uh, tick-tock ya don't stop
And to the, uh, tick-tock n'ya don't quit
Yeah, n'ya tick-tock ya don't stop
And to the, uh, tick-tock n'ya don't quit
Biatch!
 

EverydayBeast

thinks Halo Infinite is a new graphical benchmark
Let me tell you who the greatest villain is

the legend of zelda nintendo GIF


His motivation to reach his ultimate power is something we haven’t seen before.
 

Holammer

Member
While there are a few iconic ones like Ganon, Sepiroth, & Dr Robotnik/Eggman.
I think the depictions of GlaDOS, Handsome Jack & Joker from the Arkham games makes them stand above the rest. You love to hate them.
 
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