Nope but I have fucked a few.
One time I had no idea the husband was even going to be there, I had assumed this was happening on the dl. So when I walk in into the house and see a dude just sitting all casual, in my head I'm like "Awwwww fuck. Here we go". Next thing I know dude gets up, walks towards me and quickly reaches out. At this point I'm thinking shit is about go down and start to raise my hands; However Ol Boy already has me wrapped up in this tender bro hug and I'm just standing there fucking stunned thinking "What in the ever loving fuck is happening?"
During all of this I lock eyes with his old lady seeking some answers but she's just standing there all doe-eyed as if she's watching a facebook video of puppies cuddling or some shit.
So anyway dude is like "Have fun my man" slaps me on the back, turns around and walks into the back room. Stunned I'm still standing there a bit speechless and wondering if he's planning to come out and stab me while I'm mid stroke in his woman. Before I can say anything he comes back out with a toddler in tow. Completely stunned all I can do is watch as they go to the front door, gets their shoes on and start to leave. As this is happening the little girl turns to me an waves goodbye. Of course I wave back cause I'm not a monster but the entire ridiculousness of the situation is getting to be a bit much. The whole thing ended up being a crazy but memorable experience.