Ahmed for President
So what's the success rate for women falling for these lines?
So what's the success rate for women falling for these lines?
I'm dying at this one.
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I would chop off my bell end and tape it onto an extendable stick just to tap on your window across the street whilst you're sleeping.
I'm dying at this one.
cerny thread?
Sexy Bobs.
One that always stuck in my head was:
'I'd suck your daddy's dick just to see where you came from!"
Ha!
Hahahaha, a friend showed me this pic last week and I almost died of laughter.
You've probably heard something like this at one point; someone sees a person they find attractive and to illustrate how sexy they find that person, they say they'd do something that's, at best, tangentially related to having sexual contact with them.
So what's the worst of these that you've heard? I had a friend say they'd "breathe an oxygen tank filled with her fart," at the sight of a hot girl. I couldn't co-sign that statement
EDIT: NOOOOOOOO
I'd jump in the sewer your toilet was connected to and pick the corn out of your shit and eat it just so I can say that we shared a meal together.
Look at your post, now to mine. Now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly your post isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through forums, writing the post your post could look like. What did you post? Back to mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again, the post is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.
This thread
This thread man, just lolI'd jump in the sewer your toilet was connected to and pick the corn out of your shit and eat it just so I can say that we shared a meal together.
Holy shit. I'm dead.
Scrolling through all the longer and more clever entries. This pops up. I lost it.
I'm dying at this one.