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[The_Hitcher89]

I ate a burger with a knife and fork earlier

1) Beard is a magnet for loose parts of the burger
2) It wasn't held together well
3) It consisted of a massive bun, a giant burger, a dollop of salsa, a handful of sauce-covered pulled pork, a heap of lettuce, a scattering of tomato and a spoonful of mayonnaise

Pulled pork should have been on the side, attempting to eat it normally would have resulted in an empty bap in my hands, and a pile of slop on the plate

It also allowed me to dip the burger itself in bbq sauce as I ate it

 

[Boogie9IGN]

the only time eating a burger with utensils is warranted is when it's obnoxiously big and virtually impossible to hold together with just your hands

deconstructing it and eating it one ingredient at a time is for fascists

 

[Deleted member 80556]

what's blowing my mind is the 4th post of each thread calls the op a monster.

The equivalent of Goodwin's Law for GAF. Now we know it's 4 posts!

OP is still a monster though.

 

[F0rneus]

Burger with a fork and a knife is already pure insanity. But eating each part individually is just...That's...I can't.

 

[iamvin22]

Disgusting.

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[hateradio]

Then you have a coffee afterwards.

Is that milk? If so, please remove yourself from the premises.