Tiago Rodrigues
Member
Lost legacy deserves to be up there for voting. The game isn't much smaller than the first Uncharted game
4 is boring af compared to 2 and 3... But i could not care less about 1 because the game is just bad.4 has the best story by far but that's not saying much, even 4's story is medium at the very best.
Story?
Diarrhea 4: A Shit End
Unsharted The Lost Laxative
Butthole 2: Among Shits
Tubgirl 3: Drake's Constipation
Poo poo shitty butt: Duke's Fartbox
Seriously, though, Uncharted for story?
I mean, Uncharted for gameplay isn't exactly fucking pulse pounding riveting ambrosia of the Naughty Gods, but..
Story?
Drake is my ancestor, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy and generic blonde chick with attitude! Nazis! Betrayal! Revenge! Nazi zombies! My treasure was a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Thuh chintamannneee stohn? Let's get this treasure, quirky old guy, diversity hire, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Angry balding Russian man have no qualms about ending little man! Nazis! Yetis! Yetis are really Avatar aliens! Betrayal! Revenge! My treasure is a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Drake is my ancestor, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy, diversity hire, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Posh upper crust evil British woman! Betrayal! Revenge! Djinns! My treasure is a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Drake is my brother, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy, brother who was written in suddenly, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Betrayal! Revenge! Black woman who beats two grown men's asses several times! Marital issues! So. Much. Climbing. My treasure...isn't a dud? Holy fucking sh-oh wait it's all on fire and under the ocean. We all learned a lesson, though! I think.
Drake is a white man, fuck him. Diversity hire and Strong black woman team up to take down balding middle aged white man who looks like he routinely loses fights with staircases and his blood sugar levels. I think he dies or some shit?
I enjoy Uncharted for the spectacle, the sound design, the visuals, the performances, the set pieces, etc, but story? EHHHHHHH
exactly4 > 2 > LL > 1 > 3
If you thought 3 dragged along, oh boy, get ready for 4!Uncharted 2.
Then 1.
3 dragged on for too long. It just wouldn't end.
4 I haven't played yet.
bruh ...Story?
Diarrhea 4: A Shit End
Unsharted The Lost Laxative
Butthole 2: Among Shits
Tubgirl 3: Drake's Constipation
Poo poo shitty butt: Duke's Fartbox
Seriously, though, Uncharted for story?
I mean, Uncharted for gameplay isn't exactly fucking pulse pounding riveting ambrosia of the Naughty Gods, but..
Story?
Drake is my ancestor, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy and generic blonde chick with attitude! Nazis! Betrayal! Revenge! Nazi zombies! My treasure was a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Thuh chintamannneee stohn? Let's get this treasure, quirky old guy, diversity hire, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Angry balding Russian man have no qualms about ending little man! Nazis! Yetis! Yetis are really Avatar aliens! Betrayal! Revenge! My treasure is a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Drake is my ancestor, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy, diversity hire, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Posh upper crust evil British woman! Betrayal! Revenge! Djinns! My treasure is a dud! We all learned a lesson, though!
Drake is my brother, let's get his treasure, quirky old guy, brother who was written in suddenly, and generic blonde chick with attitude! Betrayal! Revenge! Black woman who beats two grown men's asses several times! Marital issues! So. Much. Climbing. My treasure...isn't a dud? Holy fucking sh-oh wait it's all on fire and under the ocean. We all learned a lesson, though! I think.
Drake is a white man, fuck him. Diversity hire and Strong black woman team up to take down balding middle aged white man who looks like he routinely loses fights with staircases and his blood sugar levels. I think he dies or some shit?
I enjoy Uncharted for the spectacle, the sound design, the visuals, the performances, the set pieces, etc, but story? EHHHHHHH