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Bomb squad called after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom

Bullet Club

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Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom​


Unfortunate trip sees man at centre of bomb drama

The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with amunition in his rectum."

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.

The 57mm mortar round was used by the Royal Artillery in the Second World War as anti-tank rounds, though it would later also be used by British tanks in North Africa.

These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length.

A source told The Sun: "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his arse."

The MoD said: “We can confirm an Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team was called out to Gloucestershire at the request of local police.”

A spokesperson for Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "We can confirm that the police and Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) attended Gloucestershire Royal Hospital yesterday.

"As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time."

The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.

Source: Gloucestershire Live
 
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.
I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF
 
How the fuck would this happen?

I am forced to decide if;

1) This is one of the most unfortunate oh shits in history

Or

2) This guy's asshole is as wide around as a cue ball.


Baffling.
 

HoodWinked

Member

I like to imagine that this is what Fauci does on his off time.

Also it's funny that this guy saying how he "tripped" into it, as a means to be discrete. It's almost deserved that this thing blows ups and becomes news for everyone to know that he's some weirdo sexual deviant lol.
 
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Nitty_Grimes

Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
I’m not sure how this has been exaggerated here. It was originally reported as a WW2 bullet he got stuck up his arse but now somehow its a mortar shell?
 
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