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Asexual Woman Who 'Hates Sex' Is Marrying Recovered Porn Addict

PSYGN

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Ron Burgundy No GIF

 

Toots

Member
This is an obvious loose-loose situation.
I'm inclined to think that it would have been a match made in heaven if the dude (who looks creepy AF in the first two pics) was STILL a porn addict.
If the woman is asexual she won't mind he uses porn to fullfill the urges she doesn't want to take care of, and if he's a porn addict he won't mind not being intimate with his wife if she doesn't forbid him to watch porn so he'll leave her alone. It is a win-win-win situation (they both win and society wins too with them withdrawing from the gene pool).
 

dr_octagon

Member
We need Bane dialogue for their conversations.

Paddict: What happens if I take you to dinner?
Asexual: It would be extremely disappointing.
Paddict: You're a hungry gal.
Asexual: For you.
 
Imagine wanting Peace? Then, taking a nuke warhead up your fucking vagina?

My bad, I'm having a fucked up day, don't pay any attention to my comment. Have a better One.
 
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Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
What qualifies as porn “addiction”?
If you feel the need or desire to look at porn while anywhere other than the privacy of your own home it's an addiction. Also if you can't function normally throughout the day without it then it's an addiction.
 

nush

Member
“I identify as” makes her sound uncertain about it.

She's got a humiliation fetish and he enables her.

"Go on national TV and tell everyone you spent 20 hours a day playing videogames or wanking off. For a good laugh put your face out there so everyone will laugh at you saying you go to the gym. Then I'm going on TV and telling people how much I hate having sex with you and have to fake it".
 

Kenpachii

Member
She's got a humiliation fetish and he enables her.

"Go on national TV and tell everyone you spent 20 hours a day playing videogames or wanking off. For a good laugh put your face out there so everyone will laugh at you saying you go to the gym. Then I'm going on TV and telling people how much I hate having sex with you and have to fake it".

What i was thinking, absolute laughable interview. Why the fuck would you ever discuss this in public to start with.
 

belmarduk

Member
Seems like it could work. Some people are just not very sexual... and the porn addict.. well if he starts look at lots of porn again.. well he can beat off to it thus not needing his asexual wife for sex!
 
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