literally the dumbest people i've ever seen in a movie
1. Tennessee's wife crying like a little girl. she can pilot a ship through a hurricane. but she can't handle medical emergencies. she can repair a %!@^ space ship but doesn't realize that shotguns can blow things up.
2. Some stranger on a planet in the middle of nowhere leads them on a 20 minute walk through the dark to a giant courtyard full of dead bodies. and no one asks any questions.
3. the new captain stares into a giant moving pod-like thing. Is it safe? yeah sure, take the word of an android you just met, who's front yard is littered with corpses and rooms full of dead alien bodies.
4. Ripley-lite doing some rambo-like shit on top of a ship with a crane. Did they teach her that in space camp?
5. why are they chasing the alien through the ship? just open the airlock and blast it out into space? Or maybe send THE GOD DAMN ANDROID to kill it?
so many other stupid moments in this movie. I don't remember any of the characters in James Cameron's Aliens acting this stupid.
This movie makes Prometheus look like a Ph.D. Degree.
1. While she is probably trained in general first aid, her speciality us piloting. Not surgery, not emergency triage, but piloting. And when the resident doctor - that is trained and is an expert in the field - is freaking out, how do you expect her to react? She was illogical but her reaction was completely logical in context of the situation. As for the shotgun - this thing killed two coworkers, one of whom was a close friend. Do you really think she is just going to nonchalantly grab the shotgun, put her back to the Xeno, head outside, and patiently wait for it to come out? Nah.
That dropship scene was my favorite scene of the entire movie. The actors sold that part perfectly. I dont get complaints about it at all.
2. They just saw:
A. Their way off the planet blown up.
B. One of the badass security guards - who is also the SO of their security leader- die via a monster crawling up out of his mouth.
C. Said monster (plus a friend) breezes through their group like nothing and kills another security guard, destroys the Android's limb, and escape seemingly without harm. While being shot by dozens, if not hundreds, of live rounds.
D. Their backup Captain shitting his pants and losing his mind.
Do you really think they are going to stop their savior to ask a bunch of questions? Plus, they eventually do. Not as many as would be preferred, but I understood why they didnt inutially. On top of that, maybe they did and it was part of the cut content. Who knows.
3. This was legit dumb. The backup Captain is dumb. That scene was dumb.
4. A lot of it just reminded me of some of the stuff she did with her husband climbing mountains and stuff. It was over the top but wasnt too far fetched, imo.
5. They addressed that I thought? Said that it could just hide or stay aboard. They had to lure it right out to the edge.
As for Aliens? Plenty of dumb people in that one too. Like the guy who knew exactly what was going on but was too stupid to tell anybody. Or the multiple trained soldiers that ignored orders and brought live ammunition into a nuclear fusion reactor. Or the guy who saw the Alien drool on the dropship and said fuck it and didn't warn anybody anyway. Or the supposed leader of the Marines who was too dumb/inexperienced to properly do the job.
Prometheus and Covenant just follow the trend of not so smart characters in this franchise. The only difference is they make their dummies a bit more prominent at times.