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[maxcriden]

A "chicken bite" (aka chicken nugget) is sprinkled with a savory seasoning called "TT's Fairy Dust" and stuffed inside of a vanilla cupcake which is then waffle-battered, deep-fried and topped with cream cheese glaze and powdered sugar.

Finally, someone decided to turn Texans' favorite beverage into a deep-fried absurdity. Sweet tea custard gets a graham cracker crust before being tossed into the fryer and finally topped with sweet tea syrup.

"Dried parsley makes it pretty. Aside from that, it's just cheap chicken fingers in a manufactured waffle cone with Sysco sausage gravy and even at a crappy Southern diner it would be not really great. But there's a secret surprise treat at the bottom to reward you for all the hard work and commitment! Oh my god, it's a malted f---ing milk ball. Covered in gravy. Mazel tov."

A hot dog on a stick is dipped in batter and rolled in french fries (!) before taking a dip in the deep-fryer. Now why the hell didn't we think of this? Served with a side of nacho cheese.

A few more delicious and/or bizarre creations at the link:

http://dallas.eater.com/2014/10/7/6...xas-food-reviews-chef-brian-luscher-the-grape

 

[andycapps]

I would try 1, 2, and 4 on this page.

 

[Pickman]

All of that is interesting in theory, but I refuse to have soul-draining diarrhea in a place where my only option is shitting myself or using a port-o-john.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

All of that is interesting in theory, but I refuse to have soul-draining diarrhea in a place where my only option is shitting myself or using a port-o-john.

Squat in the bushes.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I can't imagine a chicken tender waffle cone with parsley would be tasty at all.

Spoiler

Unless it was all deepfried.

 

[jesu]

I want one of those hot dog things.

 

[okno]

Oh my god, the fried chicken in a waffle cone sounds atrocious.

The Fry Dog is the most brilliant food idea in a long time, holy shit.

I want those bacon chocolate maple balls. Now.

 

[Edwardo]

Those sounds pretty cool. The fairs around here do stuff like deep fried twinkies and Oreos.

 

[valkillmore]

Wouldn't the deep frying cause most of these 'dishes' to taste the same? I've had deep fried finger food occasionally, and no matter which one I chose it tasted basically the same. I guess thats where the glazes come in. Not a big fan of deep fried food in general.