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100 things Gaf has learnt from the movies
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Any movie Nick Cave does the soundtrack for is probably awesome.
Ignatz Mouse
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TeethMummy said:
Raw Deal. God, I love that line.
57: If you are likable and cheat or steal, you will face horrendous punishment (and possibly redemption). Basic Instinct, Psycho (no redemption in that one).
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
54. If you cant find your family they have abandoned you by accident or you need to killed a few dozen people to find them.
53. Bad guys cant shoot for shit.
53. Bad guys cant shoot for shit.
Count back on track from here.
52. The same hero who takes a beating and feels no pain, will wince when a girl sits by his bedside applying ointment on his wounds.
Edit: the second one above, we've had already. So I'm going through the posts, will get correct count in this post... :lol
edit: It's fine enough.
52. The same hero who takes a beating and feels no pain, will wince when a girl sits by his bedside applying ointment on his wounds.
Edit: the second one above, we've had already. So I'm going through the posts, will get correct count in this post... :lol
edit: It's fine enough.
Ignatz Mouse
Banned
49. If police commandeer a nice car, it will get fucked up beyond belief.
Megadragon15
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47. Jet planes can bring down advanced alien space ships infected with a computer virus created on a Macintosh.
Ignatz Mouse
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45. In order to infiltrate the enemy gang, you must do something to dazzle the boss right off, though you will incur the jealousy and suspicion of his #2 man. Eventually you will trick #2 into something which makes the boss trust you over him.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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44. Silencers can COMPLETELY eliminate the noise of a gun.
Escape Goat
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43. explosions can occur with frightening intensity and frequency in a vacuum
See: adrenaline. When its your life or bust, you're not going to feel pain until it wears off.
See: adrenaline. When its your life or bust, you're not going to feel pain until it wears off.
Unknown One
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42. When an over exaggerated explosion occurs it's cool to do a slow motion leap.
42. When an over exaggerated explosion occurs it's cool to do a slow motion leap.
Ignatz Mouse
Banned
40. Ogres are like Onions. (Shrek)
(also 39. Talking donkeys can be annoying)
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
(also 39. Talking donkeys can be annoying)
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
Escape Goat
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37. Cars can take a lot of abuse while involved in a chase scene. Any other time the car is very vulnerable.
spindashing
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34. Porn scenes in non porn movies will not usually show genitalia, mostly a boob flash and that's it. What a cocktease.
33. There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
33. There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Ignatz Mouse
Banned
32: Take a look at the clippings behind you once in a while when doing a long interview with a suspect.
RadioHeadAche
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29. Double-tap. Shoot the fucking zombie at least twice in the head to be sure.
Megadragon15
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28. No matter how new or advanced a video game is, it will still sound like the Atari 2600 Pac Man.
WickedAngel
Banned
Ashes1396 said:
That's actually somewhat explainable by adrenaline.
UltimaPooh
Member
27. A decent rug can really tie a place together.
joeyjoejoeshabadoo
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24. Afraid of flying? Take of your shoes and make fists with your toes.
spindashing
Banned
23. Tyler Perry movies are all the same. They're good for what they are but they all follow the same formula. BEST GET YO ASS IN CHECK BEFORE MADEA ROLLS UP IN HERE.
spindashing
Banned
21. Don't ever touch a black man's radio.
(Damn it, make up your mind, harSon :lol )
(Damn it, make up your mind, harSon :lol )
spindashing
Banned
18. Vampires sparkle. They're also emotional. Don't get me started on werewolves.
TriniTrin
war of titties grampa
spindashing
Banned
13. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters.
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