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Broadwell is familiar to viewers of “The Daily Show.” She appeared on the program in January–along with her husband–and participated in a push-up contest against host Jon Stewart for charity.

On the program, Stewart and Broadwell joked about how scandal-free Petraeus was, and the clearly-toned Broadwell talked about interviewing the general while the two worked out together.

lol
 
That daily show interview with her is AMAZING in hindsight.

Paula Broadwell = "Yes, he's a very high energy person, and I think he does gain energy by thinking that he's consequential and that he's making a difference...."

man

everything there sounds like a double entendre of some sort

"And he, to get to know him, he wanted to run with you. So you ran together."
"This is the typical mechanism he uses to get to know young people, he's done it all his life... I thought I was gonna test him but he was gonna test me. It got to be kind of a test for both of us because we both ran pretty quickly. But that was the foundation for our (pause) relationship.."

Seriously watch this:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-january-25-2012/paula-broadwell

It's FUCKING AMAZING.

Somebody said it, but it's like Stewart knows and is actually talking about something else.

"So integrity's running in the whole family, I guess."

FUCK.

This whole story, especially the foreshadowing, is really starting to depress me. Two families are in shambles. I really hope the guy in the anonymous letter wasn't her husband - if it is, and he was willing to remain quiet so he didn't distract Patreus from his job...that's just sad.
 
Woman Linked to Petraeus Is a West Point Graduate and Lifelong High Achiever

Paula Broadwell, whose affair with the nation’s C.I.A. director led to his resignation on Friday, was the valedictorian of her high school class and homecoming queen, a fitness champion at West Point with a graduate degree from Harvard, and a model for a machine gun manufacturer.

She almost sounds like Petraeus herself.
Education means nothing. All humans are unreliable, disgusting beings.
That daily show interview with her is AMAZING in hindsight.

Paula Broadwell = "Yes, he's a very high energy person, and I think he does gain energy by thinking that he's consequential and that he's making a difference...."

man

everything there sounds like a double entendre of some sort

"And he, to get to know him, he wanted to run with you. So you ran together."
"This is the typical mechanism he uses to get to know young people, he's done it all his life... I thought I was gonna test him but he was gonna test me. It got to be kind of a test for both of us because we both ran pretty quickly. But that was the foundation for our (pause) relationship.."

Seriously watch this:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-january-25-2012/paula-broadwell

It's FUCKING AMAZING.

Somebody said it, but it's like Stewart knows and is actually talking about something else.

"So integrity's running in the whole family, I guess."

FUCK.
Woah...
Holy fuck, read this and tell me it doesn't sound like Broadwell's husband.

MY WIFE’S LOVER
My wife is having an affair with a government executive. His role is to manage a project whose progress is seen worldwide as a demonstration of American leadership. (This might seem hyperbolic, but it is not an exaggeration.) I have met with him on several occasions, and he has been gracious. (I doubt if he is aware of my knowledge.) I have watched the affair intensify over the last year, and I have also benefited from his generosity. He is engaged in work that I am passionate about and is absolutely the right person for the job. I strongly feel that exposing the affair will create a major distraction that would adversely impact the success of an important effort. My issue: Should I acknowledge this affair and finally force closure? Should I suffer in silence for the next year or two for a project I feel must succeed? Should I be “true to my heart” and walk away from the entire miserable situation and put the episode behind me? NAME WITHHELD

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/15/magazine/a-message-from-beyond.html
HOLY SHIT!

I CANNOT WAIT FOR MONDAY´S DAILY SHOW HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 
The stuff about bombarding the mistress with thousands of emails is pretty pathetic. Guess a few months of banging an 8-9 will do that to you after 37 years with Mrs Doubtfire. Just sad to see a career such as his end so stupidly. If it wasn't for Petraeus and his unique counterinsurgency tactics Iraq may have been a second Vietnam for America. The guy is the most intelligent and successful American commander since WW 2. Now he's just like any other old hound desperately chasing a bit of skirt.
 
I don't find it as sad and pathetic as some others; I mean, at least I can imagine the circumstances under which it happened. Both him and the woman seen like genuinely "good" guys. They work closely together, they notice the high bar that each sets for him and herself, they admire the passion with which each serves his and her country, they respect the hell out of each other -- all of these strong emotions must have hormones working overtime. I guess there's only so much the human body can handle.

Off-topic, but I wonder how working with certain chemicals acting constantly affects a person's body physically (not talking about affairs). Like, if a nurse works in delivery, and she's constantly around babies, doesn't that constantly activate some chemical? Estrogen? I know high levels of estrogen can have negative effects. Would this be such a case?
 
His wife looks like
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To be fair, Petraeus is not exactly good-looking hmself. A bit chimp-like, if you ask me.
 
Can someone explain to me why Petraeus is as highly regarded as he is? What particularly set him apart in the Iraq war? Was his strategy unorthodox? And can Iraq be deemed a 'success'?
 
So the head of America's secrets organization has had a secret affair with a journalist who most likely does not have the same security clearance as the guy's family probably have?
 
Yes the C.I.A purpose is to keep things hidden and someone who is a not good at doing this is unqualified. And no don't be dense, that does not refer to all of your politicians. One of the reason to keep things hidden is to avoid blackmail, hidden refers not necessarily hidden from the public alone, obviously.

I don't think you're getting this...you're advocating it's okay for people in positions of power to have some pretty significant personality faults, and as long as they are good at lying about them it's okay! LOL
 
I don't think you're getting this...you're advocating it's okay for people in positions of power to have some pretty significant personality faults, and as long as they are good at lying about them it's okay! LOL

No, I am not. I corrected you in the post you quoted. I told you that I was talking about the position of C.I.A and not for politicians in general as was the dense assumption. Also you are wrong, I am advocating that the man in charge of the C.I.A should be able to not get caught. I also said that what he did was bad.

Since you are not able to understand. Having an extra marital affair for his position = bad. Being someone who can get caught in that = also bad and indicated possible more reckless behavior. It is a lose lose position but in my post I said that I cared more for the later.
 
That chick is way out of his league.

Not sure why Petraeus resigned. J. Edgar wore a dress for decades, but Petraeus gets a little lipstick on his collar and he has to resign? I'm a liberal and I find the thing odd.
 
That chick is way out of his league.

Not sure why Petraeus resigned. J. Edgar wore a dress for decades, but Petraeus gets a little lipstick on his collar and he has to resign? I'm a liberal and I find the thing odd.

Because J. Edgar was never caught, and had something on everyone.

Well, there are rumors that the mafia had something on him, and that's why the feds didn't start cracking down on them in earnest until after he died.
 
I don't find it as sad and pathetic as some others; I mean, at least I can imagine the circumstances under which it happened. Both him and the woman seen like genuinely "good" guys. They work closely together, they notice the high bar that each sets for him and herself, they admire the passion with which each serves his and her country, they respect the hell out of each other -- all of these strong emotions must have hormones working overtime. I guess there's only so much the human body can handle.

Off-topic, but I wonder how working with certain chemicals acting constantly affects a person's body physically (not talking about affairs). Like, if a nurse works in delivery, and she's constantly around babies, doesn't that constantly activate some chemical? Estrogen? I know high levels of estrogen can have negative effects. Would this be such a case?

Or, she was just doing that for her own personal benefit. More likely IMO.

He, J., definitely had dossiers on everyone.

There has to be more here than just an affair.

Maybe it's the emails. Maybe he wrote things like "CALL ME IM HRONY FOR UR BICEPS!", who knows. Imagine if she leaked those "thousands of emails over the past three months". Have you sent over 3000 emails in your life?
 
That chick is way out of his league.

Not sure why Petraeus resigned. J. Edgar wore a dress for decades, but Petraeus gets a little lipstick on his collar and he has to resign? I'm a liberal and I find the thing odd.

He's an army general, and has tremendous personal presence. Women are really tuned into all that stuff. It's like catnip to them, men who have actually done things.

He resigned because times have changed and controversy isn't openly tolerated. I guess he could have kept his job, but maybe he had had enough too. This cat leapt out of the bag somehow. So that was that.
 
That daily show interview with her is AMAZING in hindsight.

"And he, to get to know him, he wanted to run with you. So you ran together."
"This is the typical mechanism he uses to get to know young people, he's done it all his life... I thought I was gonna test him but he was gonna test me. It got to be kind of a test for both of us because we both ran pretty quickly. But that was the foundation for our (pause) relationship.."

I didn't think much of it at the time but I was reminded of this scene from Keeping the Faith when she mentioned that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QlO2pSe54U
 
Not sure why Petraeus resigned. J. Edgar wore a dress for decades, but Petraeus gets a little lipstick on his collar and he has to resign? I'm a liberal and I find the thing odd.

Aside from the 40 odd year timespan between their respective directorships, I'm not sure the positions at the top of the cia and fbi are really comparable. One is going to handle more matters of national security and delicate foreign policy than the other, making the potential to be compromised by infidelity worse in the cia post.
 
The stuff about bombarding the mistress with thousands of emails is pretty pathetic. Guess a few months of banging an 8-9 will do that to you after 37 years with Mrs Doubtfire.


Broadwell isn't bad looking, she seems to have a toned body, but I wouldn't go as far as calling her an 8 or a 9.

Petraeus is worse looking than her, I'm not attracted to men, but he's probably average at best, but considering his fame and status, I'm sure he could do better than her if he tried.

I saw an old picture of his wiife Holly on TV, from back when he was still at West Point. Of course she was much better looking 37 years ago.
 
Cannot believe he would cheat on his wife of thir....I wonder who will take his place.

That is cruel I am sure she looked better when she was younger. This whole thing seems like the plot of an episode of covert affairs. I wonder if this is the only woman he's cheated on his wife with? It seems with these types of cheating scandals lately theirs always more than one woman. Though it seems he may have actually liked this one quite a bit that is what got him caught.
 
Much more details here: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/11/u...-into-news-of-david-petraeus-affair.html?_r=0

The F.B.I. investigation that led to the resignation of David H. Petraeus as C.I.A. director on Friday began with a complaint several months ago about “harassing” e-mails sent by Paula Broadwell, Mr. Petraeus’s biographer, to an unidentified third person, a government official briefed on the case said Saturday.

[...]

The person who complained about harassing messages from Ms. Broadwell, according to the official, was not a family member or a government official. One Congressional official who was briefed on the matter on Friday said senior intelligence officials had explained that the F.B.I. investigation “started with two women.”
 
You know, thinking about this some more, it kind of makes me sad.

If a guy who is supposed to be disciplined, principled, and in a high position of power where personal integrity and self control is supposed to be primary attributes can cheat on his wife, what hope does that give the rest of us?

I dunno, man. I don't want to think that I could put my wife and daughter through something like that, but man, if Petraeus can fall, who among us can stand?
 
I'm always fascinated how dumb humans can be.

This guy lost a position of incredible power because he felt the insatiable urge to stick his dick into a different woman. I hope the pussy was worth it, brah.
 
You know, thinking about this some more, it kind of makes me sad.

If a guy who is supposed to be disciplined, principled, and in a high position of power where personal integrity and self control is supposed to be primary attributes can cheat on his wife, what hope does that give the rest of us?

I dunno, man. I don't want to think that I could put my wife and daughter through something like that, but man, if Petraeus can fall, who among us can stand?

Please. A fugly geeky dude falling for some hero worship tail is not surprising. You can be a better man than Petraeus easily.
 
So wow it got outed because she has a big mouth and threatened someone else? This is getting better and better.

What I wonder is since when does the FBI get involved over someone receiving "harassing emails" when said person is not a family member of a government official, nor a government official?

Kinda weird that they even looked into this. They must have already had Broadwell on a list.
 
I think the Atlantic had an article talking about someone trying to gain access to Petraeus' Gmail account. I didn't read the article linked just now and whether it mentions it, but that would seem to be enough to get the fbi involved.
 
But that's not at all what the article I posted says. Read it.
 
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2...d-fbi-probe/URrpFvDfzxAfsQ4u4caF7O/story.html

In one incident that caught the CIA staff by surprise, Broadwell posted a photograph on her Facebook page of Petraeus with actress Angelina Jolie, taken in his 7th floor office where only the official CIA photographer is permitted to take photos. Petraeus had apparently given Broadwell the photo just hours after it was taken.

WTF was Jolie doing there? lol Miss "United Nations/Children Charity/Adoption Machine" and CIA FANGIRL.

I bet we'll find out Broadwell was working for the Russians or Chinese:)
 
Can someone explain to me why Petraeus is as highly regarded as he is? What particularly set him apart in the Iraq war? Was his strategy unorthodox? And can Iraq be deemed a 'success'?

He was one of the masterminds who helped implement the Surge, to quell the insurgents.
 
Gee wizards. This is confusing.
-Had affair with Paula sometime during the making of this book
-Became director of CIA and she gained high level clearance
-Hanged out with him almost all the time
-gained access to his directors email account and gained classified documents
-Broke up with him three months ago due to him having an affair with another woman (?)
-Apparently the two women fought each other?
-Some one leaked this to the FBI

Did I get this all correct?
 
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