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Steam Machine Price Announced - Starting at $1049 / £879

In terms of non sense as every other PC advantage other than upgrades are all there. Performance, PCs range from 386s to Ryzen 9950x3D. Nothing changed. The only crap is price because RAM and NAND for AI fucked things...
Dude, he's saying this steam machine doesn't have the hardware advantages. Nobody is saying beefy PCs don't exist.
 
Judging by what's coming next, I think people will look back and think it was cheap. :messenger_neutral:

 
Dude, he's saying this steam machine doesn't have the hardware advantages. Nobody is saying beefy PCs don't exist.
No, he is not. And what hardware advantages? Is every PC more powerful than PS5??? Laptops and handheld PCs don't exist???
 
No, he is not. And what hardware advantages? Is every PC more powerful than PS5??? Laptops and handheld PCs don't exist???
He's specifically talking about the steam machine:

"It's half ass system. It doesn't have any of the advantages of PC"

So why are you mentioning other systems? He's specifically talking about how half assed this particular system is.
 
Judging by what's coming next, I think people will look back and think it was cheap. :messenger_neutral:

We're going to have to get comfortable with an unprecedented extension of current gen.

I wouldn't be surprised if the PS5, Xbox Series X, and Switch 2 generation lasts from 2020-2035 and we get a new generation between 2030-2035.

Other hardware manufacturers are struggling like crazy and they're witnessing Steam Machine's PR nightmare in real time.

This is becoming a luxury hobby in the near term and companies will lose a ton of money. We're in for some crazy times.

The narrative on every hardware release on this forum going forward will be "😂 hell no"
 
He's specifically talking about the steam machine:

"It's half ass system. It doesn't have any of the advantages of PC"

So why are you mentioning other systems? He's specifically talking about how half assed this particular system is.
He is talking about advantages of PCs so why did I mention other PCs??? Rly???
 
So turns out Valve is woke slop?

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Use of the word "y'all" combined with those people being included in the marketing as well??

Freezing Major League Baseball GIF by MLB
Is that a cum towel shirt she/he/it's wearing?
 
I don't think that's true

Hardware market is relative, not absolute

You compare any product to the other products on the market at that specific point in time
Logically, yes. I agree and I'm right there with you 🙂

Let's see how upcoming hardware release and price increase threads go…
 
Maybe I should buy one and treat it as a collectors item. If everybody hates it, it will be a low number production and could be a rare find in 20 years.
 
Thank you, I'm gonna look into these before placing a Steam Machine order
Just started looking so there's probably better ones out there. I'm wanting to dedicate the machine to AI when not gaming and the models I linked to are well suited for that. Someone should start a thread where we can discuss Steam Machine alternatives.
 
A PS5 Pro at $899 ain't quite so bad now.

A PS5 at $649 is really quite good
I remember when Star Wars IX came and people said that "the prequels are not so bad now", but guess what? If one thing is shitty and the next things is even worse, the shitty thing doesn't stop being shitty because of the next shit. It's all shit. All!
 
I remember when Star Wars IX came and people said that "the prequels are not so bad now", but guess what? If one thing is shitty and the next things is even worse, the shitty thing doesn't stop being shitty because of the next shit. It's all shit. All!
Nothing is shitty on its own, you need a point of comparison. A new release often puts things in perspective. It's the reason why games you loved younger often "age badly" as you play new stuff and re-evaluate.
 
I remember when Star Wars IX came and people said that "the prequels are not so bad now", but guess what? If one thing is shitty and the next things is even worse, the shitty thing doesn't stop being shitty because of the next shit. It's all shit. All!

Art is not relative

Market is

You can't expect Sony to sell a PS5 for $300 when this turd is $1050 without a controller in the box

It doesn't make any logical sense
 
Pretty funny how people shit on this while using their potato PCs in arguments because the 3060 is the most common card according to Steam's hardware survey.
 
I'm not going to say you're wrong. I'm just going to ask if you're limiting yourself. Is it because of hardware FOMO or because you've been playing PC mainly this gen?

Say you bought one and skipped out on the inevitable. $1000 gone and now you're happy because you got a Steam Machine. Capable of playing most titles right now. A few years go by and now new hardware is being announced and maybe even find a PC at a decent cost. You spent the money on this machine and you might be playing everything on medium settings.

Or you're absolutely on point by getting one. It serves your need for hardware. It's such an odd time because prices are atrocious. I work in IT and the servers went from $15-20k to 40k+. Laptops and desktops that were $700-$800 our costs, are now $1500-$1600. No one is buying if they don't have to. It's slowed down my market.

If you're happy, that's all that matters
This is a companion device For my consoles , i'm using it for retro P c stuff
 
I'm gonna get 2 of these. One with the controller, and one without. That way, if I'm playing the one without the controller, I can just take from the one with the controller. It's a win win situation for me.

Fuck, I love being a gamer with so many options these days.
 
It's probably going to sell out anyway. Even if they don't make much of a profit, they're still taking supplies away from their competition (consoles).
 
I remember when Star Wars IX came and people said that "the prequels are not so bad now", but guess what? If one thing is shitty and the next things is even worse, the shitty thing doesn't stop being shitty because of the next shit. It's all shit. All!
You should write a bunch of letters to OpenAI about it
Doubt it'll change anything
 
Are we upset because we think this will sell gangsters at this price and it will effect everything else pricewise?

Are we upset we are not going to be getting one?

Are upset because we perceived Valve to not care about a profit and that they should eat the cost?

Seriously, what we should be upset about? I mean I'm not going to buy this now, but other than that it doesn't really affect my life.
 
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It is a high price. On the other hand, what other console-like PC with that form factor exists for a reasonable price?
 
Are we upset because we think this will sell gangsters at this price and it will effect everything else pricewise?
People are upset because Valve are not pissing away all their profits from desktop gaming to subsidize a hugely unprofitable next gen console stopgap.
 
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The best "SteamMachine" is buying a PS5, jailbreaking it and intalling linux.
Much cheaper AND better performing than the SteamMachine. You can even run PS5 games on it!
 
The best "SteamMachine" is buying a PS5, jailbreaking it and intalling linux.
Much cheaper AND better performing than the SteamMachine. You can even run PS5 games on it!
you're right but it's too much work for us common Folk and some of us want to keep our warranties and have no risk of the FBI breaking down our door
 
The best "SteamMachine" is buying a PS5, jailbreaking it and intalling linux.
Much cheaper AND better performing than the SteamMachine. You can even run PS5 games on it!
Not really. Any PC more powerful is much better. Linux on PS5 is still limited only to fat PS5s and firmware up to 6.02.
 
At that price, you'd be better off buying a PS5 Pro with GTA 6. It may appeal to Valve fanboys, but I don't see it becoming popular anytime soon

also steam deck in Eastern Europe is still miracle to find, i can assume this would go more than 1600 euros
 
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Me: Cool, here's a neat product that fits my exact needs
Gaf: no don't get that get a slightly cheaper console that you don't want instead!
Get what u want, bro, if i ever told u to get something would be either get proper desktop midrange pc or wait for ps6 coz current console gen is almost over, but in the end its ur hard earned money so u can do w/e u want with it :)
 
Pretty funny how people shit on this while using their potato PCs in arguments because the 3060 is the most common card according to Steam's hardware survey.

Why?
If they have a 3060 it's because it's cheap.
If they wanted to spend $1000+ to get something better they could have done so a long time ago.

This thing is neither cheap nor giving you good performance for the price.
 
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