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God of War: Laufey Announced

I really wanted to see what these retards would say if Lara Croft got replaced by some random dude. Make him white and straight and the roof comes down. No God of War fan wants a GoW without Kratos, no Tomb Raider fan wants a Tomb Raider without Lara. How hard can that be to understand?
Wanna make a game with some ramdom chick? Make a new IP. Why they dont do it? Cuz without the IP name they know its an instant flop like Forspoken was. This Laundrey lady would be a nice char for a smaller spinoff in between main GoW games, kinda like what Insomniac did with Miles Morales. This is not a characters for a main GoW game.
Hypocrisy is their Dogma and they don't care. Zero shame in a world of pride.
 
Just quick summary for ppl asking why game is/claiming game isnt woke:

41yo ugly granny as protag( mid face, no ass nor tits to look at)
overwhelimg purple colour palete
cringe dialogues
st00pid cube companion that u talk to a lot with, huge forspoken vibes

Now if game was targetted at males we would get:
Kratos(or at the very least young adult artorias but much more manly/muscular/gritty)
Tons of blue and blood in colour palete
Dark/brutal dialogues, including cursing, less japping, more one-liners arnie style
Companion- demon/hellspawn/menancing dragon/wild wolf or stuff like that

All those point to heavy pandering towards modern audience aka women and likely were chosen after hard focus-testing.

And remember we all saw it in just 20min(more like 15min really) of the demo, in actual game im sure we will find tons more of that shit.

What i like/got no complains about-fast paced and very agile combat system/animations/graphics lvl, story setting in the death realm has potential too, but pretty sure it will all be womenized unfortunately =/
 
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They seem to not realize yet that talking shit like this towards the people with legit complaints (aka the primary demographic) is a really stupid move and does the game zero favors.
The more hilarious thing is that they are attacking people who actually buy these games. Then they will complain why nobody is playing or buying these games?
 
Yeah, I'm sure no one is surprised that Critical Drinker, Grummz, Vara Dark, and SmashJT are going to talk about this.

I have a bordering on irrational hatred for Vara Dark.
There are not many lets call them Anti-Woke commentators I really dislike but Vara Dark just rubs me the wrong way.

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And her defense and defense force will show that she streams all sorts of games.
My hatred reached peak so I actually decided okay lemme see this shit, and she outright admits she doesnt like pretty much any game that comes out she just plays them for the stream.......when Soros came out she said the only game she would have bought recently would have been Crimson Desert which is fair enough(not really cuz 2026 has been a banger year already) and prior to that it would have been Tears of the Kingdom.......bro what kind of tourist shit is this, 2 games worth buying in what 3 years?
I cant..............
 
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First of all, hot lesbians aren't woke. Second of all, no she isn't.

Ragnarok is Sweet Baby Inc. slop. There is no contest.
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I swear i'm surrounded by 10 year olds.

I really wanted to see what these retards would say if Lara Croft got replaced by some random dude. Make him white and straight and the roof comes down. No God of War fan wants a GoW without Kratos, no Tomb Raider fan wants a Tomb Raider without Lara. How hard can that be to understand?
Wanna make a game with some ramdom chick? Make a new IP. Why they dont do it? Cuz without the IP name they know its an instant flop like Forspoken was. This Laundrey lady would be a nice char for a smaller spinoff in between main GoW games, kinda like what Insomniac did with Miles Morales. This is not a characters for a main GoW game.
Are there any Tomb Raider secondary characters? You probably could have picked a better example.

Half Life Alyx is an example where the main character was replaced with a female lead and did very well.
 
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I swear i'm surrounded by 10 year olds.


Are there any Tomb Raider secondary characters? You probably could have picked a better example.

Half Life Alyx is an example where the main character was replaced with a female lead and did very well.
There are plenty of secondary characters in all Tomb Raider games, that stay on screen much longer than Kratos dead wife was.
In Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness you even play a small section with a dude that looks alot like Nathan Drake (Kurtis Trent), did they made an entire Tomb Raider featuring him as the main character? No, cuz no Tomb Raider fan wants that.
 
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I have a bordering on irrational hatred for Vara Dark.
There are no many lets call them Anti-Woke commentators I really dislike but Vara Dark just rubs me the wrong way.

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And her defense and defense force will show that she streams all sorts of games.
My hatred reached peak so I actually decided okay lemme see this shit, and she outright admits she doesnt like pretty much any game that comes out she just plays them for the stream.......when Soros came out she said the only game she would have bought recently would have been Crimson Desert which is fair enough(not really cuz 2026 has been a banger year already) and prior to that it would have been Tears of the Kingdom.......bro what kind of tourist shit is this, 2 games worth buying in what 3 years?
I cant..............

She's a pure tourist of the WORST kind. Plus slide your glasses up your nose, you Dufus!
 
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Yes we are.
Besides hearing her voice multiple times, by the end of the game, it was revealed that the entire journey was mapped by Faye. The golden paint you see everywhere you go( for climbing, etc) was literally painted by Faye.

First half of Ragnarok was literally about how since Faye could foresee every step they take, than is there any free will on their part and can they resist fate.
 
Besides hearing her voice multiple times, by the end of the game, it was revealed that the entire journey was mapped by Faye. The golden paint you see everywhere you go( for climbing, etc) was literally painted by Faye.

First half of Ragnarok was literally about how since Faye could foresee every step they take, than is there any free will on their part and can they resist fate.
Please state your point directly when quoting me. I don't want to guess what it is you are trying to say and I don't want to put words in your mouth.

In my opinion Ragnarok was a mistake regarding the story.
 
I have a bordering on irrational hatred for Vara Dark.
There are no many lets call them Anti-Woke commentators I really dislike but Vara Dark just rubs me the wrong way.

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And her defense and defense force will show that she streams all sorts of games.
My hatred reached peak so I actually decided okay lemme see this shit, and she outright admits she doesnt like pretty much any game that comes out she just plays them for the stream.......when Soros came out she said the only game she would have bought recently would have been Crimson Desert which is fair enough(not really cuz 2026 has been a banger year already) and prior to that it would have been Tears of the Kingdom.......bro what kind of tourist shit is this, 2 games worth buying in what 3 years?
I cant..............

Her face in every thumbnail triggers me so much. She knows what generates income on her channel, so she plays into the BS her subscribers like.
 
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Honestly, I am super excited for the possibilities in this game. We already know that there is Norse, Greek, Egyptian, and Mongolian mythologies present. I wonder what else? The sword in the cube is interesting........could be a reach but maybe Arthurian mythology?
 
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My bad, I got GOW:2018 and GOW:R mixed up. But combining those two games, it's clear that her role matters to the central story and motivations of Kratos and Atreus.
Think about it, why was her dying wish to send Kratos all the way to the top of a mountain to spread her ashes through the first game?
She had a way out and she needed a way back is my guess. Spreading the ashes that high probably leaves a trail back to the earthly realm, we also know she has a part of a mask in her hand, Sekhmet alludes to this before destroying it.
The place she's in is Everywhen, a place that time is different (so her events she does there don't need to line up to events of Kratos).

That's my theory so far
 
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We still going to have the characters stop what they are doing and have a really deep conversation about family, love and doing the right thing...on a battle field, in the middle of the biggest war in the history of wars?
 
Think about it, why was her dying wish to send Kratos all the way to the top of a mountain to spread her ashes through the first game?
She had a way out and she needed a way back is my guess. Spreading the ashes that high probably leaves a trail back to the earthly realm, we also know she has a part of a mask in her hand, Sekhmet alludes to this before destroying it.
The place she's in is Neverwhen, a place that time is different (so her events she does there don't need to line up to events of Kratos).

That's my theory so far
The thing is, they can retcon the story to be anything.

I really don't like retconning. I really don't like prequels either. The storytelling can get super lazy when doing prequels or other type of retcons.
 
Honestly, I am super excited for the possibilities in this game. We already know that there is will Norse, Greek, Egyptian, and Mongolian mythologies present. I wonder what else? The sword in the cube is interesting........could be a reach but maybe Arthurian mythology?
I believe so, people are theorising that the cube is actually Merlin, the sword is Excalibur and the Ribbons potentially Nimue (The Lady in the Lake)
 
So those female characters look normal to you?

I think they are normal women.

I do admit that Aloy looks better in the first game, and MJ could look better based on how she look in the first gime, too.

The girl from Intergalactic is prefectly fine. She doesn't need to be pretty, or have long hair, or be white to make a good character. (We don't yet know the full personality she will have in the game). Also, physically, she looks just like the actress playing her, so there is nothing wrong with that. The same about Faye.

Another thing, is that these women are in a place where they need to fight, get messy, so of course you won't see them wearing makeup and look pretty.

To me, and this is my opinion, people are exaggerating too much. I do think that established girls need stay that way. Lara Croft for example, I do expect her to be pretty (and they made here pretty in the new remake). A new character? I don't really care, as long as it fit contextually, and in these examples, I believe everyone fits well in their role.
 
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I really wanted to see what these retards would say if Lara Croft got replaced by some random dude. Make him white and straight and the roof comes down. No God of War fan wants a GoW without Kratos, no Tomb Raider fan wants a Tomb Raider without Lara. How hard can that be to understand?
Wanna make a game with some ramdom chick? Make a new IP. Why they dont do it? Cuz without the IP name they know its an instant flop like Forspoken was. This Laundrey lady would be a nice char for a smaller spinoff in between main GoW games, kinda like what Insomniac did with Miles Morales. This is not a characters for a main GoW game.
I don't get it... Isn't that what this is? A spin-off? So the problem is that its been made into a full-length game? People are going off like they killed off Kratos or something and totally replaced him with some female character.

I have always looked at this as a spin-off, a full-length game, but a spin off none the less.
 
if planned from the start

Which absolutely isn't.

Just check Attack on Titan on how to do something like this properly.

Besides, taking anyway Kratos's agency is even worse than a character swap. And what's next? Captain Faye fixing the Greek trilogy too?

This is beyond dumb and I'm saying it after doing a similar trick in my book saga, but unlike SSM, I did it with FORESHADOWING and HINTS since the very first page. I pay attention to this stuff and there was nothing that hinted in that direction in those games.
 
Prove it was planned from the start. Prove the ideas and script was written during the development of the 2018 game. Prove it is not retconning.
Prove it is, I'm saying we don't know either way, I'm theorising, you'd have to ask Corey directly not me.
 
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I don't get it... Isn't that what this is? A spin-off? So the problem is that its been made into a full-length game? People are going off like they killed off Kratos or something and totally replaced him with some female character.

I have always looked at this as a spin-off, a full-length game, but a spin off none the less.
It's not a spin off. God of War is now the Avengers. Kratos is one of them. A thread in the "tapestry", for better or worse. There will be Kratos focused stories too, but there could be others as well. And given the time it takes to make these games, this could be decades of future games if they sell well.
I think this was why Cory came back. He pitched to Santa Monica that he will reboot the series and turn it into a full universe with lots of potential for numerous stories, franchises, TV shows, movies etc. Or they pitched it to him so he can come back, mentor new directors and oversee all these projects. Either way, this seems to be the future. An ambitious one for the studio, whether we as gamers like it or not. But will it actually be any good? Only time will tell. If they start retconning Kratos' entire history just to accommodate all these new characters, it won't end well. I'm not saying that's what they are doing, but the way Faye's death has already been made "not final and anything can happen", suggests they are not shy to cross the line.

I'm fine with playing her as a dead woman on a different plane of existence, trying to influence and help her family. But if she physically comes back to one of the 9 realms like it was all a party trick with no major consequence, they will lose me. Lol
 
Thank you, this is the kinda criticism (actual opinion) I can respect and appreciate.

I too was taken aback by the cube when I first saw it, until I saw how it worked as an assist element in combat. Only then did I go, ok, lets see where they are going with this.

As for the ribbons being the only sidekick, to me, I see this as no different than the other entries in the series. You have always had two sidekicks, with the only difference here being that now both of them directly tie into the combat and gameplay. Unless you forget that Kratos had Atreus and a talking head.
I rarely pay attention to "side quest" games, or movies.

The woke issue is something that we have to deal with in every studios, sometimes it's mind reading and it may or may not be relevant in this case ... I don't feel like being outraged over a red head.
 
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