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[ForAcademicPurposes]

I get it. I feel many people have the blues around Christmas. Focus on the nice stuff like the lights and the squirrels with fluffy hats, Mariah Carey.

You got this!

Found some elves.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

I've started wrapping Christmas presents, with 80s Christmas themed music playing in the background.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Today is slightly better but I need a damn break here.

 

[nush]

Today is slightly better but I need a damn break here.

 

[Idleyes]

I gather marriage council is going well?

They said to be honest about my disbelief in God and not to feel pressured. Soo...

 

[Idleyes]

Today is slightly better but I need a damn break here.

 

[Peggies]

They said to be honest about my disbelief in God and not to feel pressured. Soo...

Who's "they"?

Also: you Americans and God . That's so funny. Just tell your wife to leave God out of it. Poor guy.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

The smoking gifs are tempting but I know better than to start again

 

[Rentahamster]

They said to be honest about my disbelief in God and not to feel pressured. Soo...

Is your wife super religious or something?

 

[Dacvak]

Today is slightly better but I need a damn break here.

Brother… same. Big same.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Brother… same. Big same.

I am doing everything in my power to avoid depression. Life is brutal right now.

 

[Putonahappyface]

The smoking gifs are tempting but I know better than to start again

 

[Putonahappyface]

I am doing everything in my power to avoid depression. Life is brutal right now.

What you need is an extra special Mr Miyagi happy ending.

 

[Putonahappyface]

They said to be honest about my disbelief in God and not to feel pressured. Soo...

Skin up with a page from the bible. It's harsh as fuck on the old lungs, but your wife's face will be priceless.

 

[Peggies]

So many people around me seem to be struggling at the moment.
I guess it's the weather and/or Christmas. Or it's me

Stay chipper, boys! It's going to be alright!

 

[bronkonagurski]

So many people around me seem to be struggeling at the moment.
I guess it's the weather and/or Christmas. Or it's me

Stay chipper, boys! It's going to be alright!

The weather being stupid is a big part of it for me here in the States. Mother Nature dumping all her hoe ass nonsense all at once in the last 10 days smh.

 

[Putonahappyface]

So many people around me seem to be struggeling at the moment.
I guess it's the weather and/or Christmas. Or it's me

Stay chipper, boys! It's going to be alright!

I'm definitely affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder. 2000IU of vitamin D3 and vitamin K2 MK-7 daily help a lot.

 

[Peggies]

The weather being stupid is a big part of it for me here in the States. Mother Nature dumping all her hoe ass nonsense all at once in the last 10 days smh.

"hoe ass nonsense" I love it!

I'm definitely affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder. 2000IU of vitamin D3 and vitamin K2 MK-7 daily help a lot.

You know what also helps? Sleep!
Shouldn't be up in the middle of the night, Mr.

I think it's my super power. Feeling depressed the majority of year, but I thrive when it's dark and gloomy and cold and everyone is sad.

 

[Rentahamster]

I too, drink the sadness of my peers to fuel the engine of my wonton ambitions



(no that wasn't a typo)

 

[Putonahappyface]

You know what also helps? Sleep!
Shouldn't be up in the middle of the night, Mr.

Insomnia isn't a choice!

 

[nush]

Merry depressing christmas.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Merry depressing christmas.

 

[Idleyes]

Who's "they"?

The ultra-religious marriage counselors. They have no idea what they're getting into. They must think I'll be up for debating or some shit but I'm throwing it all out the door.

Edit: For one, they had the nerve to claim that marriage was started by their Christian god and I took it upon myself to tell them that Ancient Mesopotamia had Marriage 4000 years before the Christian ideology started circulating.

Their Faces?

 

[Idleyes]

One thing I can't stand about Christians are the ones that only study the bible thinking it's world history and when you mention common knowledge shit, they fall back in it being a devils lie because the bible said so.

 

[Peggies]

The ultra-religious marriage counselors. They have no idea what they're getting into. They must think I'll be up for debating or some shit but I'm throwing it all out the door.

Edit: For one, they had the nerve to claim that marriage was started by their Christian god and I took it upon myself to tell them that Ancient Mesopotamia had Marriage 4000 years before the Christian ideology started circulating.

Their Faces?

Now what did I tell you about telling the truth?

You can't debate with ultra-religious marriage counselors. Just say "yeah sure God n'all, God is my pal".

Edit: also say sorry for sleeping with your neighbour's wife (because thou shall not sleep with your neighbour's wife).

Also ask John Marston or Dacvak for advice because they're the only sensible ones in here.

 

[Idleyes]

Apologize? For justice? Absolutely not. Christians should be dapping me up right now. The Lord wiped out the whole planet and only spared one old man and his daughters just to make a point. Compared to that, I'm basically running a neighborhood watch.

 

[Peggies]

Apologize? For justice? Absolutely not. Christians should be dapping me up right now. The Lord wiped out the whole planet and only spared one old man and his daughters just to make a point. Compared to that, I'm basically running a neighborhood watch.

Not sure I've seen that episode

 

[The Cockatrice]

2 weeks left until Winter holiday which lasts me until 12 january. Almost there...

 

[nush]

You can't debate with ultra-religious marriage counselors. Just say "yeah sure God n'all, God is my pal".

 

[Dacvak]

Now what did I tell you about telling the truth?

You can't debate with ultra-religious marriage counselors. Just say "yeah sure God n'all, God is my pal".

Edit: also say sorry for sleeping with your neighbour's wife (because thou shall not sleep with your neighbour's wife).

Also ask John Marston or Dacvak for advice because they're the only sensible ones in here.

Idleyes Easiest solution is to wear this to the session

 

[Idleyes]

OMG lol that's fucking hilarious but it would likely lead to immediate divorce negotiations.

 

[Peggies]

 

[Peggies]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Trash cans need to chill out and have more fun. At least decorate them for the holidays. A Santa hat on a bin might throw a tourist for a second, but wouldn't it be better than another boring metal box?

 

[Peggies]

Trash cans need to chill out and have more fun. At least decorate them for the holidays. A Santa hat on a bin might throw a tourist for a second, but wouldn't it be better than another boring metal box?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

So much better,

 

[John Marston]

The raccoon with the Santa hat is missing

 

[Peggies]

The raccoon with the Santa hat is missing

So true!

Putonahappyface pretty please?

 

[Putonahappyface]

So true!

Putonahappyface pretty please?

 

[nush]

The raccoon with the Santa hat is missing

Any moment now.

 

[Peggies]

nush is that Mistletoe or Holly?

 

[Rentahamster]

Those are fishnet stockings

 

[Putonahappyface]

Any moment now.

 

[John Marston]

Putonahappyface faster than Amazon

 

[Putonahappyface]

Putonahappyface faster than Amazon

 

[Peggies]

You're the best!

 

[Peggies]

Thread 'year in review (with Pornhub)' https://www.neogaf.com/threads/year-in-review-with-pornhub.1691127/

Seriously guys, hentai?!

 

[Artoris]

There is no way that sex toy will sell more than hundred copies

 

[Artoris]

Those are fishnet stockings

they make a warm bed for a hamster