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[Idleyes]

Made up my mind. I'll be doing all the walking and drinking at home pimp.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Speaking of drinking on someone else's dime, I'm heading to my company Christmas party right now.

Happy Friday homies!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Edible should be kicking in soon. Trying to decide if I just hang out and listen to records all night or if I go be social.

 

[Idleyes]

Pick a spot where the DJ spins real vinyl, and bring your own records to play.

 

[Artoris]

His lot was not that bad till forest ruined it

 

[Idleyes]

Yo... not gonna lie, I'm fucked. But.... I'm good. Ok.. Yeah im fucked, like... really fucked right now. Think im gonna just play some video games before i further incriminate myself for that future court visit.

 

[Idleyes]

 

[Peggies]

Yo... not gonna lie, I'm fucked. But.... I'm good. Ok.. Yeah im fucked, like... really fucked right now. Think im gonna just play some video games before i further incriminate myself for that future court visit.

You good there?

 

[Rentahamster]

Edible should be kicking in soon. Trying to decide if I just hang out and listen to records all night or if I go be social.

Invite your friend to hang out and listen to records and then show her your shaved hamster.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Edible should be kicking in soon. Trying to decide if I just hang out and listen to records all night or if I go be social.

 

[Peggies]

Little retarded monkeys destroyed my piece of art .

 

[nush]

Little retarded monkeys destroyed my piece of art .

Grand Theft Auto Nativity City.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Well, the heads are still in one piece, I'll give them that. The rest of it looks like it survived a Black Friday stampede.

 

[Peggies]

Grand Theft Auto Nativity City.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I bought 4 records off the internet this past week and I think I'm ready to acknowledge my addiction once I have a few hundred more albums.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I bought 4 records off the internet this past week and I think I'm ready to acknowledge my addiction once I have a few hundred more albums.

When your connection drops, you'll be glad your music collection doesn't.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

When your connection drops, you'll be glad your music collection doesn't.

I listen nearly nightly to at least a few records so I don't feel too terrible. I am about to run the the camera store though, so I may regret this one.

 

[John Marston]

I bought 4 records off the internet this past week and I think I'm ready to acknowledge my addiction once I have a few hundred more albums.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Krathoon]

Ok. They installed the new furnace. It is kind of loud. I dropped the temp so it kicks on less often. It was kicking on too much at 75 degrees.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Rentahamster]

Fixed my mom's printer by hitting it. I told her I fixed it with percussive maintenance.

My tech-illiterate parents are proud of me

 

[Putonahappyface]

Fixed my mom's printer by hitting it. I told her I fixed it with percussive maintenance.

My tech-illiterate parents are proud of me

 

[Krathoon]

Sometimes hitting a machine is a valid form of maintenance.

 

[Peggies]

Sometimes hitting a machine is a valid form of maintenance.

Works with people too

 

[Putonahappyface]

Little retarded monkeys destroyed my piece of art .

Works with people too

Did the monkeys get the honk?

 

[Peggies]

Did the monkeys get the honk?

Nooo never. I usually use my serious Mum voice. Then they laugh at me. I cry. We all hug. I tidy up while they watch Batwheelies.

 

[nush]

they watch Batwheelies.

They should be watching proper batman.

 

[Peggies]

They should be watching proper batman.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Nooo never. I usually use my serious Mum voice. Then they laugh at me. I cry. We all hug. I tidy up while they watch Batwheelies.

You

Your children.

 

[Peggies]

You

Your children.

Me:

My kids:

 

[John Marston]

Cock Rock time.

 

[Dacvak]

Cock Rock time.

This song always reminds me of playing Guitar Hero with the boys back in college

 

[Krathoon]

This guy on YouTube that works at a video game store actually uses dropping a console onto a table as a way to fix it.

The idea is that it knocks any debri in the console loose that may be getting in the way of it working.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

How high is he dropping those consoles from?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Cock Rock time.

Every time I hear that song, it always reminds me of the pole dancing scene from Bad Grandpa.

 

[John Marston]

That song reminds me how I never really liked cherry pie but prefer apple pie.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Dangerously tempted.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Dangerously tempted.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Peggies]

Dangerously tempted.

 

[nush]

 

[Peggies]

Idiot

 

[John Marston]

Tonight I'm getting shitfaced and I'm loving it!

I deserve it after a year of cancer thoughts and chemo.
I know this is shit logic but tomorrow I'll be fine and back on the wagon.

Got 12 cans of Pabst and I'm already tipsy after 3 of them

 

[Krathoon]

How high is he dropping those consoles from?

Not that far. About a foot above the table.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Tonight I'm getting shitfaced and I'm loving it!

I deserve it after a year of cancer thoughts and chemo.
I know this is shit logic but tomorrow I'll be fine and back on the wagon.

Got 12 cans of Pabst and I'm already tipsy after 3 of them

I'm a light weight too.

 

[John Marston]

I'm a light weight too.

I think its my massive weight loss combined with my abstinence from drinking the last 7 years which makes me a cheap date

 

[Putonahappyface]

I think its my massive weight loss combined with my abstinence from drinking the last 7 years which makes me a cheap date

That would do it. I seldomly drink alcohol and for my 43rd Birthday I only had four lagers and I was absolutely shitfaced. I also had a wonderful hangover the following morning.

 

[HRK69]

Tonight I'm getting shitfaced and I'm loving it!

I deserve it after a year of cancer thoughts and chemo.
I know this is shit logic but tomorrow I'll be fine and back on the wagon.

Got 12 cans of Pabst and I'm already tipsy after 3 of them

CHEERS

And yeah, screw Heineken. It's way too sweet for me, especially if I've had other beers earlier in the day, it really stands out in a bad way.

I don't drink often, but when I do, I stick to the same formula every time.

6 of these

And 6 of these

Usually, I grab a few extra cans just to be safe. I don't want to get shitfaced and end up running out of beer in the middle of the night. Gotta make sure the supply lasts

Oh, and day drinking is the best