Fuck that made me laugh!
His offering was shit.Fuck that made me laugh!
Don't tell Nush I changed avatar. We don't want to hurt his feelings.
line of coke off a guy's dick is a statement that makes me wish I never learned to read.
Yo!!! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
The Whole-Existence Exploration Department (aka W.E.E.D.) want's to revisit the old you meeting the young you paradox.
So let's dig in, GAF. For real… if I met the younger me, wouldn't that basically confirm I've got plot armor? Like, clearly I live long enough to meet me again in the future. At that point young-me is basically immortal. I'd be out here taking risks, switching careers, buying NFTs in 2013, dating people I absolutely shouldn't, because apparently nothing can kill me until I turn into this version of me.
Wouldn't that break the whole timeline? Like, how the hell do I become old-me again if young-me is now out here speedrunning reality with God mode on?
You must have a whole archive of thirst pics ready to go for any occasion lol
You must have a whole archive of thirst pics ready to go for any occasion lol
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
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Not ginger enough
Happay Friday everyone!
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Even got little baby JeBus in there.![]()
My nativity scene!
We have Maria and Joseph and the three holy guys. But also Matchbox cars and Christmas Vacation characters and some ghosts and witches and a werewolf.
Probably more like this in reality.
If there are no children or pets in the house, glue scalpel blades all around the top of the vacuum, to make living conditions more interesting.I did actually get a robot vacuum with the gift card from work. But, it will just do a quick manual vacuum for now.
It's ok, I won't hit you.
I'll just send these guys after you:
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My wife said she wants to get all dolled up, have a strong drink together at home and then go walking around the Lake looking like my Trophy wife.
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I think she's gone mad but I'll take it.
Well I mean, "get all dolled up, have a strong drink together at home and then go walking around the Lake looking like my Trophy wife" ...
You shouldn't wank over Krampus or Krampus will wank all over you.
You shouldn't wank over Krampus or Krampus will wank all over you.