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You know you are getting older when

Trogdor1123

Member
Everything hurts that didn’t before. I’m only 42, decent shape as I’m pretty active, and still everything hurts all the time haha. Benefits are hang overs don’t bug me as much… I just work through them.

Another thing my wife has told me is that I sit and stare with a terrible scowl at all the young retards with their stupid clothes. I don’t even bother trying to hid it haha.

You also have a shit ton more money…

It’s great getting older.
 

BadBurger

Is 'That Pure Potato'
For me, it was driving through my old stomping grounds where I formed memories by myself and with dozens of friends over the four years of high school, and barely recognizing some houses due to the neglect of years, while realizing literally every store or restaurant aside from the 7-11 were gone. Who knew a scant ten or so years could change about ten blocks of suburbia so much.
 

eddie4

Genuinely Generous
Getting Old 30 Rock GIF
 

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
When you start making threads with that title.




Also very fucking true OP. I spent a few minutes explaining to my youngest sister about a pizza joint that used to be in our hometown that closed when she was 2. She gave the classic "oh that's nice" :messenger_relieved: look lol
 
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cormack12

Gold Member
When you can no longer bend down without an exhale passing your lips.

I'm in OK shape. Possibly a few lbs overweight but I workout (though I hate it). It's more the little niggles that are more frequent. Like a stiff neck, bit of back pain, pulled muscles. They just seem to hang round a bit longer. Plus nose hairs yeah, what a fucker. Why is my nose hair related to my age? What kind of shit evolution is that?
 

RJMacready73

Simps for Amouranth
When the youngsters in work are heading out to techno festivals talking about the DJs and I'm like who? And then they play some tune on their phones and I just walk away thinking what a pile o bollocks, back in my day techno made your nose bleed, eyes pop and you'd drop 5stone when you left the club through 8hrs of dancing and mountains of drugs... Nowadays they whiff some fucking canister of laughing gas shite and stand around trying to look insta-cool in whatever brand is currently doing the rounds... What's happened to taps aff?
 
I remember my parents doing this and thinking omg you're so old do you also remember when there were dinosaurs kicking about?! I noticed I'm doing it now :messenger_tears_of_joy:

That's just how things go I suppose. COVID really accelerated it though with how many places shut down, were left abandoned, and were bought out again. My local town centre is almost unrecognisable to what it was just 5 years ago.
 

Puscifer

Member
When you have a bad sneeze your entire skeleton is feels like it's on fire, your spine decides you have lifelong back problems, your head feels like it's going to explode and you sit down for 10 seconds and go "wow what the fuck was that?" Then you go about your day.
 
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