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Don't judge me, the Arby's is in a truck stop and they don't have a lounge. This is the only place I found where I can sit.

And I wasn't trying to eaves drop, there is actually a really loud TV in here, and every once in a while he talks over it. He's said some things like "you don't owe me" and I want you to be safe," and I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

 

[nush]

the Arby's is in a truck stop

She's a hooker.

 

[Mistake]

I heard a girl breaking up with some guy over the phone a month ago. Was at the town fair and she was swearing up a storm while heading towards the exit.

 

[Richard Packer]

Go buy her a beef n cheddar. Then fuck her brains out.

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Azzurri]

I hope you bought the strawberry and cream fried pie they have.

 

[kapshin]

Go buy her a beef n cheddar. Then fuck her brains out.

With all due respect it's a truck stop, cheddar on the side.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Maybe it was the only place they could sit

 

[Thaedolus]

Damn I could go for some curly fries right now

 

[Richard Packer]

With all due respect it's a truck stop, cheddar on the side.

 

[kapshin]

You're gross, I said cheddar not queso

 

[fran.fernandez]

Remember in Taiwan I was waiting to cross the street but a couple were fighting really strong with crying and knees on the floor , all the drama show.

I can’t understand Chinese but was so much fun. Even with the green light everybody stood still to see the end . My wife bought a coffee and came back so I didn’t miss a second

 

[Richard Packer]

I said cheddar

 

[Days like these...]

Don't judge me, the Arby's is in a truck stop and they don't have a lounge. This is the only place I found where I can sit.

And I wasn't trying to eaves drop, there is actually a really loud TV in here, and every once in a while he talks over it. He's said some things like "you don't owe me" and I want you to be safe," and I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

You're a trucker?

 

[kapshin]

You're a trucker?

I'm out of this thread, too many feelings coming out.

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm out of this thread, too many feelings coming out.

Good luck at the glory hole.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Good luck at the glory hole.

 

[kapshin]

Good luck at the glory hole.

 

[nush]

Public break-ups are way less entertaining than witnessing dating disasters. I've seen some amazing shit, always from guys that have no clue.

 

[Rentahamster]

Sir, this is an Arby's.

 

[JonSnowball]

I think she told him "don't turn gay."

 

[HiFiVideogameMusic]

Public break-ups are way less entertaining than witnessing dating disasters. I've seen some amazing shit, always from guys that have no clue.

Please give example

 

[demigod]

Don't judge me, the Arby's is in a truck stop and they don't have a lounge. This is the only place I found where I can sit.

And I wasn't trying to eaves drop, there is actually a really loud TV in here, and every once in a while he talks over it. He's said some things like "you don't owe me" and I want you to be safe," and I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

Texas?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Arbys = RBs = Roast Beef

 

[Sub_Level]

Roasties. Can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

 

[ikbalCO]

"Don't turn gay" has to be one of the funniest plead ever in a relationship.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Maybe he doesn’t want her in his truck?

 

[The Pleasure]

I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's?

WE HAVE THE MEATS!

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Arby’s: technically it’s food
Arby’s: why not challenge your stomach to a fight
Arby’s: the meal that’s a dare for your colon

 

[Skifi28]

So this is how my last break-up must have looked from a third person view. Fascinating..

 

[nush]

Please give example

Take your pick,

1) Double date set up by a loser mate
2) The super simp
3) First date with an Asian girl
4)

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Just say no

 

[nush]

Just say no

That's what they told us British kids in the 80's, now you're all banging gummies and vapes. We're 5 years overdue for a hardcore addict epidemic.

wait...

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That's what they told us British kids in the 80's, now you're all banging gummies and vapes. We're 5 years overdue for a hardcore addict epidemic.

wait...

We are too far down the rabbit hole to pull back. Legalize it all and let the weak fall.

 

[AlteredForms]

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

You're saying he should have chosen the Waffle House?

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

Girlfriend: "If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”
Boyfriend:

 

[Days like these...]

Don't judge me, the Arby's is in a truck stop and they don't have a lounge. This is the only place I found where I can sit.

And I wasn't trying to eaves drop, there is actually a really loud TV in here, and every once in a while he talks over it. He's said some things like "you don't owe me" and I want you to be safe," and I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

You overheard us? I actually said "You don't own me" and what I meant by "I want you to be safe" is that I don't want her to catch monkeypox from me. Sorry, guys.

 

[Rest]

You're saying he should have chosen the Waffle House?

It's slightly less unclassy.

 

[kapshin]

Apparently she wants more meats.

 

[German Hops]

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Arby´s

 

[lem0n]

Why are you in an Arby's?

 

[Rentahamster]

Why are you in an Arby's?

Why are you not in an Arby's?

 

[lem0n]

Why are you not in an Arby's?

That's a pretty good replacement tagline for Arby's ads.

"Arby's: Why are you not in here?"

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Slaylock]

 

[ReBurn]

Did you get her number? Asking for a friend...

 

[Slicker than your average]

Do most American truckstops have glory holes?

 

[belmarduk]

Don't judge me, the Arby's is in a truck stop and they don't have a lounge. This is the only place I found where I can sit.

And I wasn't trying to eaves drop, there is actually a really loud TV in here, and every once in a while he talks over it. He's said some things like "you don't owe me" and I want you to be safe," and I think she told him "don't turn gay."

I get it, every relationship ends. But in a fucking Arby's? Maybe he doesn't want to ruin a good fast food place for her with this memory.

Was it a Love's truck stop? I have been told by reliable sources that the showers there are frequented by gay men looking for a little company... so there might be more to that story.

 

[nush]

Was it a Love's truck stop? I have been told by reliable sources that the showers there are frequented by gay men looking for a little company... so there might be more to that story.

Not sure about America but back when I was a kid my friends sister used to spend all day in her room on a CB radio talking to truckers. I was not a man of the world at this time so his rather chonkey sister spending her time like that was strange to me. Then I worked it out, there was an over night truck park directly in front of my house and my bedroom window overlooked it. Very often in the mornings when I got up I'd look out my window to see her doing the walk of shame out of some guys truck.

Of course I'd go to school and ripp the piss out of my friend for it, "Saw your sister this morning, what was she doing in the cab of a pig truck and not the back of it?"

That truck park was also a reliable source of porn mags as the drivers would throw them out in the morning before starting the day.