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[EviLore]

these people you guys are offering up as candidates for hottest girl ev4r are... so run-of-the-mill, i can't handle it... talk about asian genetic superiority... weird bodies, weird faces, bad makeup, weird hair...

i can't counter with a hot picture because i don't think asian celebs look any better but...you guys Need to spend some time in japan, or china. on almost any street corner you'll see girls with better jawlines, longer necks, longer legs, thinner waists, better waist-hip ratios... and the myth that asians are all flat chested is some buuulshiat.

this Jennifer Connolly, that's great, i like flock of seagulls too, she's got epic jugs and... a flattering tank top. her body? come now, most girls these days are all watching porn and trying to look like abella danger or whoeveer, this body is nothing amazing. her hair? get in the way of a blowjob, let's be honest, where's the scrunchy at.

 

[Tschumi]

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Connely, and Ally Sheedy all played a seminole role in my young life. Cates was the most aborable.

 

[partime]

Just a pubic reminder that No Nut November is just around her corner!

 

[GymWolf]

Just a pubic reminder that No Nut November is just around her corner!

Good reason to squeeze the impossible from october

 

[AV]

Cates is a solid choice, but it's prime Jennifer Connelly all day, as other people with exquisite taste have pointed out.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Prime Liz Hurley shits on all contenders.

https://www.ignboards.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHRqoG.jpg&hash=0aae8586b77827300e6362b8d13a5ca2

 

[frostyxc]

Prime Liz Hurley shits on all contenders.

https://www.ignboards.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHRqoG.jpg&hash=0aae8586b77827300e6362b8d13a5ca2

While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I'm not going to visit your scat enthusiast message boards to see Elizabeth Hurley defecate on anyone. Call me old fashioned.

 

[Kev Kev]

I would give anything to go back in time to marry peak Phoebe Cates. There is no woman as attractive as Phoebe Cates.

Kevin Kline is a bastard and I hate him.

https://s30886.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/5-26.jpg

shes just a regular hot girl

kind of basic and cookie cutter tbh. i need s irl that has some kind of special or different cute feature

 

[Stouffers]

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Cates is a solid choice, but it's prime Jennifer Connelly all day, as other people with exquisite taste have pointed out.

Rocketeer is peak Connelly

after the rocking horse gif of course

 

[Wimbledon]

You do you, boss. I have other plans

Oh my goodness

 

[ntropy]

Colleen Camp, the French maid from Clue

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Peak Debbie Harry was something. She was my very first crush as a kid.

 

[AV]

Prime Liz Hurley shits on all contenders.

https://www.ignboards.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHRqoG.jpg&hash=0aae8586b77827300e6362b8d13a5ca2

Liz Hurley gets extra points for the fact that she's aged like a fine wine.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Colleen Camp, the French maid from Clue

She aged so gracefully too.

 

[AgentP]

The real answer

 

[Alter_Fridge]

The correct response is Froot era Marina Diamandis

 

[teezzy]

_

She aged so gracefully too.

Jesus fuck

Women hit the wall so hard

My brain cant make sense of it

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

_

Jesus fuck

Women hit the wall so hard

My brain cant make sense of it

Not all women.

Susanna Hoffs

Then

Now

 

[teezzy]

It really makes me think. Like any hottie is a ticking time bomb. Blink once and ew

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

It really makes me think. Like any hottie is a ticking time bomb. Blink once and ew

In 8th grade I was dating the hottest little Italian girl, then I saw her eat a hot dog after my baseball game. I broke up with her that night. That time bomb can go off in an instant.

 

[teezzy]

In 8th grade I was dating the hottest little Italian girl, then I saw her eat a hot dog after my baseball game. I broke up with her that night. That time bomb can go off in an instant.

Did she eat it from the side or something? Lmao bro hahaha

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Did she eat it from the side or something? Lmao bro hahaha

I'm not even sure what set me fuck off, I just knew I was breaking up with her that night.

 

[rykomatsu]

What the fuck - where's Anna Kendrick?

 

[Gouty]

What the fuck - where's Anna Kendrick?

Looking for her upper lip

 

[Kenpachii]

She aged so gracefully too.

Gaben sister looking good

 

[Reptars Revenge]

She aight, but i will have to disagree.

OP: I will fight anyone who disagrees
Everyone: OP you are crazy here is my fav
TaySan: I respectfully disagree
OP: TaySan I will end your lifeeeee

 

[Insane Metal]

Whom I find the most attractive woman changes like every few years for me, and sometimes a few times per week.

At the moment I have a thing for Rebecca Ferguson...

Very classy..

I guess I am getting old.

Oh I agree. She looks flippin' hot in MI.

 

[John Day]

Oh my goodness

Then people wonder why we love the 80’s.

 

[Manus]

Grace Kelly is probably my all time favorite classical beauty.

 

[CrapSandwich]

Phoebe is bomb, but she's not world-class. Let's go to western Europe, to France, and talk about Catherine Denueve:

or maybe a bit further south to Italy where we find an extraordinary communist, Sabrina Ferilli:

 

[MrMephistoX]

Jennifer Conley and Phobe are in a dead heat for peak 80’s for me also Elizabeth Shue. As for most attractive of all time for me... I raise you Ursula Andress.

I’ve got a massive thang for Natalie Portman though.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Whom I find the most attractive woman changes like every few years for me, and sometimes a few times per week.

At the moment I have a thing for Rebecca Ferguson...

Very classy..

I guess I am getting old.

It's interesting. I would say she's an above average looking woman. A 7/10. Not saying you're wrong but it seems male preferences vary slightly more than I would have predicted.

This thread is filled with what I'd considered a bunch of 7's-10's. Not 9's + 10's.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I'm not sure if it was her voice or her character in Point Break, but I thought Lori Petty was insanely attractive in the 90s. Admittedly, she does look like Ellen Degeneres.

 

[HotPocket69]

I recently rewatched Raging Bull and good lord was Cathy Moriarty fucking hot in it

 

[kunonabi]

What the fuck - where's Anna Kendrick?

Rats are disqualified from the discussion.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

You do you, boss. I have other plans

Correct. Phoebe is only the alpha version of Jennifer. And Connelly's acting career >>>>>>

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Ya, she's older and annoying now, but c'mon guys. Alyssa Milano years back is peak babe.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

She aged so gracefully too.

This really kills me..

When I was a little boy watching Police Academy she was like the hottest wife imaginable for me.

I mean, she is 67 now. Still, wow. That fucks me up.

I guess she has been baking and eating cakes with Kathleen Turner a lot over all those years...

It's interesting. I would say she's an above average looking woman. A 7/10. Not saying you're wrong but it seems male preferences vary slightly more than I would have predicted.

This thread is filled with what I'd considered a bunch of 7's-10's. Not 9's + 10's.

We would need to see your 10s for that...

I think a real 10 would be perfect in everything. Like a perfect face, height and body shape.
Which is also kind of boring, imo.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Jesus fuck

Women hit the wall so hard

My brain cant make sense of it

Yup. I met the woman that was my girlfriend for over 7 years when I was 18 to 25 years old (she was two years younger) twenty years later..

Let's say time and getting two children in the mean time hasn't been good to her.
And she was such a super cute, slender and sexy thing back in the day with perfect legs, tits and ass.

It's kind of horrible to see that, really.

 

[teezzy]

Stiflers Mom

It's petty as all get out, but there's definitely a few chicks who've wronged me in the past who I sometimes take comfort in knowing just how much their smoking/drinking/drug habits are gonna catch up with 'em one day.

I'm no Ryan Gosling over here, but I absolutely have my head on straight in terms of diet, exercise, and sobriety. Just tryna live my best life at this point. Earn them gains.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Stiflers Mom

It's petty as all get out, but there's definitely a few chicks who've wronged me in the past who I sometimes take comfort in knowing just how much their smoking/drinking/drug habits are gonna catch up with 'em one day.

Yeah, exactly what I have witnessed over the years.

Must be quite hard for them that suddenly the world is not revolving around them anymore.

 

[slugbahr]

the world is not revolving around them anymore.

Well actually ...

 

[UnNamed]

I tried to find any ugly Jennifer Connelly's photo or gif but there isn't any.

That was the movie who made me fall in love with her. Actually that was not a movie, it's a fucking coomercial on Jennifer Connelly, I imagine the director saying I want Jennifer, then I write the movie.

 

[H4ze]

Otherwise

 

[AV]

Also shout out to Courtney Cox circa Friends Season 1:

 

[IntentionalPun]

Looks like a child to me in those pictures. Not saying she isn’t attractive

This post is a rollercoaster.

 

[niilokin]

I can't look at long time gone ladies' photos with carnal lust cuz I have this dread their ghosts will come haunt my boner.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Also shout out to Courtney Cox circa Friends Season 1:

Hell yeah. That was peak Courtney Cox.
She looks incredible there.
Also the way she dresses.

Dream wife.