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[Sanjuro]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

 

[Locke Lamora]

Oh no, not Brangelina!

 

[SlimySnake]

What the hell could he have been doing? beating up the kids?

is he trying to raise them all macho and she doesnt like that?

what a bizarre reason to separate.

 

[El Topo]

That's sad. I hope the kids will be alright.

 

[Valtýr]

Together for 10 years
Broken up after 2 years of marriage.

Don't get married, brehs.

 

[RockTurtle]

i wonde what "bad parenting" would curtail.

they seemed to be pretty liberal/modern parents.

 

[strafer]

The one true celebrity power couple remains strong.

Fake. He is smiling.

 

[NinjaTehFish]

"WHATS IN THE DOCS!?"

 

[Paracelsus]

If she's putting money aside over full custody, I don't think it's one of those "he's a Tyler Durdad".

 

[TheOMan]

Ah, now I know how my supermarket checkout isles are going to look for the next 12 months.

Dude, it's been like that.

 

[Discotheque]

best celeb couple

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I bet Pitt cursed in the house. Either that or he wore his sunglasses inside the house and always disciplined the wrong kid cause he couldn't see very well.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

damn...thought they would last forever

You did? It's Hollywood.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm torn.

I'd ask Angelina out on a date now that she's single but...., she has kids.





Ehhhhhhhh.

SIX KIDS, BUSTY

 

[vypek]

I wonder how he was raising the kids that she didn't like it. The stuff I can think of off the top of my head would fall under the legal custody that he'd be allowed. So it must be something about them physically being around him.

 

[Patrick S.]

I wonder what those parenting methods are? Maybe he's spoilling them too much while she wants more modest kids? Anyway, twelve years is a good run.

 

[Tagyhag]

Always knew it would end due to kids.

I thought it'd be because she would want to adopt like 20 of them.

 

[Anth0ny]

Angelina Jolie... is single?

 

[RS4-]

incoming Taylor Bradswift

 

[SlimySnake]

Dont post rumors about rapists, folks.

 

[Hogger]

Too many kids probably drove him crazy.

 

[Meowster]

He must have done something incredibly shitty if she is filling for full custody too. I loved them, ugh.

 

[Damerman]

I wonder wat the disagreement might be.

 

[Sephzilla]

"WHATS IN THE DOCS!?"

 

[Mechanized]

Not even the seemingly "perfect" relationships last these days. lol

Irreconcilable differences over how the kids are raised? Something more has to be going on here.

 

[Busty]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

I didn't dare post this.

SIX KIDS, BUSTY

What happens if we go to McDonalds and they all want their Big Macs Supersized or some shit?!

Fuck that noise

I'm out.

Sorry, Angie.

 

[backflip10019]

edit: fuck me for going for the easy joke.

 

[The Lamonster]

Can't believe I voted for this guy twice.

 

[btrboyev]

shouldn't have gotten married.

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

Shit man. SHIT, wow.

Edit: Saw the quote about modbot, mums from me on this.

 

[Kinyou]

Haven't you taken enough, 2016?

 

[Nugg]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

Quoting Modbot from that other thread

We didn't put "No irresponsible gossipy 'Guess the Rapist' games" in the TOS because we assumed it didn't need to be said so some of you should reevaluate what you consider acceptable posting.

 

[NealMcCauley]

I wonder if that movie they made last year was more personal than they let on (which was already quite a bit).

I could only assume dissolution of marriage.

Yeah that's what a google search said.

 

[AtlantiC_CodeX]

is there a Hollywood couple that did not get a divorce in 5 yaers?

 

[GlassEmpires]

Brad Pitt is single again?!

My theoretical vagina just got wet.

 

[Izuna]

Kimye will never split. One of the few legit celeb couples

 

[Keri]

If I had to guess, which I don't, but I will anyway, I'd say he was trying to discipline the kids and set boundaries and she wants to let them be free range hippies.

 

[Media]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

I just can't see this being Pitt.

Are they going to tell us who they've identified? Cause I'd this is true it needs to broke the fuck open.

Please don't be RDJ.

Edit: Sorry, didn't know the mods had spoken on the subject, will not talk of it again unless new information comes out.

 

[ryseing]

Could someone explain the Jennifer Aniston connection to me? Not huge on celebrity relationships. Also what kind of parenting would be so terrible that would lead to irreconcilable differences?

Pitt dumped Aniston for Jolie.

 

[Squalor]

Pitt is about to fuck EVERYTHING.

 

[Dai Kaiju]

*high fives Jennifer Aniston*

 

[ExVicis]

Wow, I'm not sure what bothers me most about this. The fact that I thought they would last forever and they would remain the most stable relationship in Hollywood but now it's ending. Or that I care so much about it.

 

[Ether_Snake]

I'm going to assume that Jolie's view is "no fun allowed".

 

[Glasshole]

Kimye will never split. One of the few legit celeb couples

Considering how long Kims last marriage lasted... I mean, if I was a gamblin' man...

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

You guys didn't get the picture from the thread being closed? This is a disgusting post.

 

[Bronx-Man]

It took 10 years, but Team Jen finally got the W.

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

Oh jeez.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Finally, I have a chance.

Do you think you're his type?

 

[SymbiantXenos]

This is the couple that are both spies and tried to kill each other yes?

 

[Haloid1177]

Distancing herself before the news gets out...?

First thing I thought of. Kinda surprised at all though I don't remember a lot of tabloid bullshit leading up to this.

 

[BronsonLee]

What happens if we go to McDonalds and they all want their Big Macs Supersized or some shit?!

Fuck that noise

I'm out.

Sorry, Angie.

Buncha fat kids of various ethnicities running around the joint while everyone tries to get Angelina to adopt their kid

Think of the future

This is the couple that are both spies and tried to kill each other yes?

Yeah this is all Doug Liman's fault tbh