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[Mariolee]

That looks like a legitimately good film, though calling it religious would be SLA stretch from the look of it, it almost looks anti-religious.

Gotta watch it yo.

 

[Walker_Boh]

Somebody tell me what these movies say about homosexuality

That is what the third movie is going to be about.

 

[Speevy]

Don't you guys think it would be interesting if someone made a really successful, well made film that's just about a bunch of Christians doing good things for other people?

No conversions, no ridiculous persecution complexes, no contrived moral dilemmas, just people living their lives in a positive way.

That would almost be sort of Christian.

Would it then come off as hypocritical though, or would you accept it?

 

[Speevy]

That is what the third movie is going to be about.

God's Not Gay

 

[sprsk]

Based on a bullshit story about a girl who was spared because was praying

Thats some disrespectful shit.

 

[Platy]

The best part is that this actor is in the best christian movie ever : Suing the Devil.

 

[Walker_Boh]

God's Not Gay

What if he is bored, had some wine and wanted to try something?

 

[TimeEffect]

Ahahaa. Suing the Devil. That made God's Not Dead look like an oscar worthy movie

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

The best part is that this actor is in the best christian movie ever : Suing the Devil.

That British Person would be Malcolm McDowell. You're welcome.

 

[Speevy]

What if he is bored, had some wine and wanted to try something?

He'd definitely start a Neogaf thread about it.

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

Most of this is just ridiculous and delusional, but the bolded genuinely infuriates me. Stuff like that doesn't just spit in the face of medical science, it's a genuine threat to peoples' lives. You will never go into remission simply out of pure faith, and spreading the belief that it's a viable method to fight cancer will lead to unnecessary deaths and suffering.

If you can pray the gay away you can pray cancer away.

 

[Speevy]

That British Person would be Malcolm McDowell. You're welcome.

Star of Caligula and Suing the Devil.

Think about that.

 

[Speevy]

If you can pray the gay away you can pray cancer away.

I'm pretty sure Dean Cain ran over the cancer.

 

[Steel]

Most of this is just ridiculous and delusional, but the bolded genuinely infuriates me. Stuff like that doesn't just spit in the face of medical science, it's a genuine threat to peoples' lives. You will never go into remission simply out of pure faith, and spreading the belief that it's a viable method to fight cancer will lead to unnecessary deaths and suffering.

We're talking about the same people who probably think vaccines are evil. Pray cancer away is the least of their issues.

 

[Rambo-]

Anyone seen Omega Code?
Link to full movie: http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CazP74nbr6Y

One of the best "christian films". Almost like a supernatural thriller, lol.
Has Michael Ironside and Rico from starship troopers

Plot revolves around a Bible Code (popular theory in the 90's) that predicts future events. Movie basically insinuates the Bible code is bullshit and the events that happen are a result of self fulfilling prophesy.

 

[Turin]

I want my Mandrake review.

Seconded.

 

[human5892]

Someone should make a movie that's just like God Is Not Dead for the first 30 minutes. Then suddenly, the evil atheist professor or something dies in an accident. The remaining hour is just scenes of him being horribly tortured in Hell, his skin burning off in a lake of fire and so on. The trailers wouldn't show any of it.

Idk, maybe it would be cool.

Really underrated post

 

[Soulflarz]

wheres lionel :<

 

[Magilla]

wheres lionel :<

He died in the theater for our sins. RIP in Peace.

 

[adj_noun]

14% Tomatometer

Batman V Superman laughing from lofty heights

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

He died in the theater for our sins. RIP in Peace.

I don't believe you and I'll be making a film full of straw man called "Lionel is Not Dead" to prove that he's not dead.

 

[Wag]

Yeah! Any day now Christians will be running this country!

I thought the Jews were running it?

 

[LucidMomentum]

Don't you guys think it would be interesting if someone made a really successful, well made film that's just about a bunch of Christians doing good things for other people?

No conversions, no ridiculous persecution complexes, no contrived moral dilemmas, just people living their lives in a positive way.

That would almost be sort of Christian.

Would it then come off as hypocritical though, or would you accept it?

I'd watch it. Courageous was sort of like that and not totally awful.

It's always been a wish of mine to see Wadjet Eye's The Shiva get a film adaptation.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I thought the Jews were running it?

Are you blind, our president in a black gay commie liberal Kenyan muslim. Clearly the muslim illuminati are running the country.

 

[ScottSullivan]

I thought the Jews were running it?

If only christians had more influence in this country then all of our problems would be solved!

 

[ryseing]

Ya'll still haven't seen the most bearable of these films. Features Ron Swanson.

There's another good Christian movie that I cannot remember the name of. Starts with the protagonist watching his friend kill himself in front of him sending the protagonist spiraling down.

Blue Like Jazz is alright as well. Unfortunately these are the exceptions.

 

[Fahzgoolin]

Is it okay that I believe in God and have never heard of these movies?

Reading this thread really makes me not want to. Lol

 

[Prototype Viktor]

I thought the Jews were running it?

Who did you think invented Christmas?!

 

[Blackage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QjT-AaFyTM

Midnight Screenings - God's Not Dead 2 with Cinema Snob, so good.

 

[Apple Turnover]

Is it okay that I believe in God and have never heard of these movies?

Reading this thread really makes me not want to. Lol

It's absolutely ok. There's a small part of me wants to believe in God again, and these movies do an excellent job of keeping me away from God, rather than moving me closer to God again.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Ya'll still haven't seen the most bearable of these films. Features Ron Swanson.

oh my god

Cross Dressing.

 

[Diggeh]

...Lionel? Is he...

 

[Rhomega Beta]

I say give it a week or so. I'm sure he didn't see it opening day.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

In the theater now.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Oh. Never mind then.

 

[Magwik]

In the theater now.

ITS HAPPENING

 

[greatgeek]

In the theater now.

Godspeed.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

In the theater now.

May god have mercy on your soul

Spoiler

if he's alive that is

.

 

[Stinkles]

In the theater now.

Aw shit

 

[Manu]

In the theater now.

YES

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Sitting in the back row, just like in church.

 

[Soulflarz]

In the theater now.

LIONELS NOT DEAD, HES LI-

 

[Walker_Boh]

LIONELS NOT DEAD, HES LI-

Text everyone you know, spreading the good word.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

In the theater now.

:drudgesiren

 

[Bam]

Aaaaand subscribed

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Oh no, this Columbine thing.

 

[kai3345]

yassss

 

[Paskil]

All the oscars.

 

[Loxley]

In the theater now.

Sitting in the back row, just like in church.

My the blessings of men, elves and free-folk go with you.

 

[Platy]

Not even in theaters myself but popcorn.gif