Mineshaft_Gap
4077th
Yo, homies. Feel me on this. Regular cheetos are for safe moist as dudes.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Not even a contest. I might have been born a lady but these things put hair on my balls. They gave me an extra chromosome and made me grow balls and made me grow hair on my newly formed balls.
why do regular non-flamin' hot varieties of food still exist? why does it look like I have blood in my stool? these things will be forever a mystery.
what's not a mystery? flamin' hot cheetos being the cheeto master race.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Not even a contest. I might have been born a lady but these things put hair on my balls. They gave me an extra chromosome and made me grow balls and made me grow hair on my newly formed balls.
why do regular non-flamin' hot varieties of food still exist? why does it look like I have blood in my stool? these things will be forever a mystery.
what's not a mystery? flamin' hot cheetos being the cheeto master race.