BUNTING1243
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The stupid emotiocon at the end is just perfection
EDIT: Oh my god it just gets better from there.
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I'm sick of all the waiting...pls respond..I confessed to u...unacceptable behavior..
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The stupid emotiocon at the end is just perfection
EDIT: Oh my god it just gets better from there.
rokkerkory
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this thread delivers
took a turn for the better in the last few hours lol
took a turn for the better in the last few hours lol
FinalStageBoss
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Damn I feel bad for you OP. But you brought it upon yourself, wtf were you doing txting her so much whith no replies? Lmao
MrToughPants
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Don't sweat it OP just write her a note next time.
I met a girl the other day. We made plans to meet up again early the next day and go to her Nan's place to hang out, aka fuck. Texted her in the morning, no reply, again in the afternoon with no response and then I texted that I don't like getting stood up. She replied later saying she slept in till 2pm and was so sorry and that I should have called her...I'm not your personal alarm clock, adhere to your plans or fuck off. I blew her off then deleted her number and fucked another girl instead.
I met a girl the other day. We made plans to meet up again early the next day and go to her Nan's place to hang out, aka fuck. Texted her in the morning, no reply, again in the afternoon with no response and then I texted that I don't like getting stood up. She replied later saying she slept in till 2pm and was so sorry and that I should have called her...I'm not your personal alarm clock, adhere to your plans or fuck off. I blew her off then deleted her number and fucked another girl instead.
Zeyphersan
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The please respond shit has me dying.
brb trying the archaeologist line
brb trying the archaeologist line
What...?
The only thing to take away from this.
I speel my dreenk
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A terrifying look into the inner-workings of the mind of a future (or maybe by now, current) murderer? Or one of the most well-acted trolls ever? Either way, a gripping must-read - if only as a cautionary tale.
I don't lose my shit often, but when I do, it's at "garlic bread"
NaughtyCalibur
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CharminUltra
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This thread. It delivered.
Please respond.
Please respond.
of what
LOLMAO!
Dabookerman
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Denko confession is beautiful
To Denko,
Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
And now, its spring again just the same.
Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
Its been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.
Youve helped me when I was bullied, havent you, Denko?
Back then, I thought, Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?
I suppose you must have left them in your mothers stomach
Even when we met eyes, I didnt have the courage.
And we could never talk to each other.
But now, Im different!
Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!
(´･ω･`)
To Denko,
Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
And now, its spring again just the same.
Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
Its been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.
Youve helped me when I was bullied, havent you, Denko?
Back then, I thought, Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?
I suppose you must have left them in your mothers stomach
Even when we met eyes, I didnt have the courage.
And we could never talk to each other.
But now, Im different!
Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!
(´･ω･`)
George Oscar Bluth II
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You can tell he gets a lot of ass.
CarpeDeezNutz
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Everyone up in this thread is gonna lose like 50 points in they game.
uh huh
Sorry to say but you were already past that point
Amazing
edit: wow, didn't realize this thread was this huge. There better be some more gold
OP's last message to her should have been along these lines, there's still time though ...
(´･ω･`)
Worked on my girlfriend, she can't wait to get home from work.
It's just like out of my chuuni animes.
please be excited
real_slime
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Can someone link the original please respond thread some of these textlogs are coming from? I'm laughing at what I've seen but I need more...
Zeyphersan
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Of course it is. Doesn't mean it's not creepy
themagicalkitsune
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I know it is fake but there is a lot people like that out there, it was terrifying and funny at the same time.
Fornaximus
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That Denko thing is outta control. Can't be real.
POWERSPHERE
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Whatsaaaaaaaaap
yup, this could only come from bodybuilding misc
Wow. I literally muttered "Fuck. Fuck. FUCK." as I read through all five parts. That's some horrifying stuff, man.
^
And that is hilarious.
Messofanego
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There were sequels to this Miiverse melodrama?! OMG THANK YOU
That Denko story was full of twists and turns, I'll tell you that. Didn't really expect the ending at all. It's definitely fake, but it's impressive that someone went to the trouble of making it all up, and presumably posting from another account in the thread to act as the classmate.
Do you like anal?
(´･ω･`)
themagicalkitsune
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rokkerkory
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spindashing
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Nonsense? The Brad Pitt rules makes a lot of sense. I think you're misunderstanding. It has nothing to do with you. It's just helping guys to interpret what girls are saying -- what constitutes a rejection, and what constitutes a legitimate excuse. Meaning, if she was really into you, she wouldn't be trying to thinking of an excuse. As a general, all-encompassing rule, it's not far off.
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