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[aerts1js]

haha I can't believe you texted 3-4 times......DAILY.

 

[diaspora]

This thread is equal parts pain joy and pure joy.

Fixed

 

[Count Dookkake]

Holy shit.

I just tried that archaeologist trick and it fucking worked.

 

[DECK'ARD]

For those of you that just discovered this, here's Part 2

:O

I had no idea the saga continued. Poor Allan, Nicole is a complete bitch.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Fixed

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Just when I think I've run the course with NeoGAF, beauty unveils itself.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Holy shit.

I just tried that archaeologist trick and it fucking worked.

Proof?

 

[Gorillaz]

For those of you that just discovered this, here's Part 2

No....A PART 2?


















Nicole pls

 

[RELAYER]

OP is creepy, but you all doth relish his failure a tad too much.

 

[diaspora]

OP is creepy, but you all doth relish his failure a tad too much.

Well, I think there was more pity to be found for Allen where it was clear he was literally a child. OP seems to be a working adult and his post is rife with rather brazen thoughtlessness which is where I can see people giving him less leeway.

 

[Peotical Injection]

Read op's post to my wife. She imidiately started laughing after I was done. I feel bad now.

 

[Dabookerman]

For those of you that just discovered this, here's Part 2

I am dying. OMG

 

[terrisus]

Just tried that line on my wife. Couldn't say it with a straight face though.

She was like "Where did you find that?"
And then "Oh, I thought you were being serious."

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Here you go OP. Tips from the master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EavZ-4zBt0o

You're welcome.

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Interactions with women aren't always a matter of "If you do everything right they'll be interested, and if they're not interested, you did something wrong."
Sometimes, for a variety of reasons that might have nothing at all to do with you, they just might not be interested.

Yeah, it would be nice if more people understood/believed that but when you have nonsense like that Brad Pitt rule being thrown around, it's hard to accept.

Shy girls exist. Girls who are uncomfortable making any kind of first move whatsoever exist too. James Franco situations exist. In reality, women are just as, if not more, terrified of coming off as clingy/needy than men are.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Holy shit, texting is the worst thing in the world.

 

[Chinner]

 

[terrisus]

Yeah, it would be nice if more people understood/believed that but when you have nonsense like that Brad Pitt rule being thrown around, it's hard to accept.

Shy girls exist. Girls who are uncomfortable making any kind of first move whatsoever exist too. James Franco situations exist. In reality, women are just as, if not more, terrified of coming off as clingy/needy than men are.

None of which invalidates what I said...

If someone isn't interested in you, it doesn't have to be because you did something wrong or didn't do something - it could just be that they're not interested.

Also, I have no idea what the "Brad Pitt rule" is.

 

[Transhuman]

Oh god now that brings back memories

OP, read all of this: http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

OP, you are not that guy. Not yet. But you could be. The behavior you've shown is in the ballpark, you just didn't cross the line into stalker territory. Take a long step back and look at your attitudes and your life

Every word.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

None of which invalidates what I said...

If someone isn't interested in you, it doesn't have to be because you did something wrong or didn't do something - it could just be that they're not interested.

Also, I have no idea what the "Brad Pitt rule" is.

Some guys need to know the honest truth that no matter how confident they are or full of game they will likely need to deal with more rejection than average because of factors they can't control. Looks, height, hair, and so on.

 

[xxracerxx]

Can't wait until HR gets involved.

 

[Delta Assault]

Fedora strikes again.

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Also, I have no idea what the "Brad Pitt rule" is.

• Ask a girl if she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she gives you an excuse why she's busy = No sale.
  
• Ask a girl if she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she gives you an excuse why she's busy, but asks if another night is possible = Sale.

 

[Conciliator]

Dude definitely didnt take a hint but I'm not sure the tar-and-feather name change for the thread is necessary or very mature.

 

[StoopKid]

After the rejection if u ever meet her again just stare and nod

Lmao.

 

[Thatonemoor]

I just tried the archaeologist line on a friend for laughs.... holy shit.

 

[TheSeks]

Dude definitely didnt take a hint but I'm not sure the tar-and-feather name change for the thread is necessary or very mature.

It's defo necessary.

Also laughing at it.

 

[Chinner]

 

[JohnDoe]

I just tried the archaeologist line on a friend for laughs.... holy shit.

Have fun?

 

[terrisus]

• Ask a girl if she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she gives you an excuse why she's busy = No sale.
  
• Ask a girl if she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she gives you an excuse why she's busy, but asks if another night is possible = Sale.

So where does "Ask a girl is she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she says yes" fit into that?

Even aside from that, sounds like a pretty stupid rule.

 

[Puppet Shadow]

So where does "Ask a girl is she wants to go out somewhere this Friday, she says yes" fit into that?

Even aside from that, sounds like a pretty stupid rule.

Then you're Brad Pitt. You're also Brad Pitt if she has her father's funeral to go to that day, but bails on that to date you.

Dude definitely didnt take a hint but I'm not sure the tar-and-feather name change for the thread is necessary or very mature.

It was changed after he posted this:

Haha, I wasn’t even that angry. It’s just a way of me to tell her that she should behave herself, even if it’s not for me. I am not in such a position though.

 

[kick51]

Holy shit, texting is the worst thing in the world.

these are all fake, fyi, including the profiles and prob the OP is trollin

 

[Thatonemoor]

Have fun?

Been a while since she replied lol. Going to tell her it was a joke after a while.

 

[Majestad]

OP sounds like he's been in the friend zone for months.

If that

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

these are all fake, fyi, including the profiles and prob the OP is trollin

But these threads happen so often here that I have to believe this sickness is affecting a lot men who are creeping out women with these one-sided infatuations.

 

[Cipherr]

Im still laughing at this thread. Dude straight put 'Unacceptable Behavior" in the topic title, like he is owed something. I can't fucking breathe over here.

 

[Ahasverus]

EvilLore should put GAF behind a paywall, this is just perfect entertainment.

 

[JB1981]

Omg at thread title change

 

[Jane Mansfield]

these are all fake, fyi, including the profiles and prob the OP is trollin

Fake or not, this is entertaining as fuck.

 

[Buzzati]

Im still laughing at this thread. Dude straight put 'Unacceptable Behavior" in the topic title, like he is owed something. I can't fucking breathe over here.

No he didn't. The mods changed the title to poke fun at him.

 

[Cipherr]

No he didn't. The mods changed the title to poke fun at him.

Oh my god that shit is just wrooooooooooong then. lol oh man...

 

[Love Deterrence]

I just tried the archaeologist line on a friend for laughs.... holy shit.

You are the greatest man.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I cringed multiple times during the OP, but the fact that he still doesn't get it just makes the thread. Yeah, it sucks that most people will not explicitly say "I do not wish to see you in a romantic fashion" but you went way too far.

The Brad Pitt rule is a pretty good one. If a girl continually turns you down, you should probably find another girl to ask out.

New title is amazing.

 

[Chinner]

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Im still laughing at this thread. Dude straight put 'Unacceptable Behavior" in the topic title, like he is owed something. I can't fucking breathe over here.

FYI, original title was:

So I just ‘confessed’ to this girl (by texting)

 

[WorldStar]

 

[Derwind]

Oh my god that shit is just wrooooooooooong then. lol oh man...

The original was a mess. Its like "Halp GAF I confessed to a girl"

Or something... pretty bad tho.

OP takes it all in stride tho.

FYI, original title was:

So I just ‘confessed’ to this girl (by texting)

Ahh there it is.

 

[fertygo]

Welp, this thread became something nasty lol

 

[Thatonemoor]

Edit again: Ok fixed it.

Lol this has me dieing

 

[Buzzati]

Edit again: Ok fixed it.

Lol this has me dieing

Hahaha

 

[BPoole]

What you did was pretty creepy, but I also place some blame on the girl for not being more up front. Telling someone yes to hanging out all the time and then cancelling is rude and misleading (though you should have taken the hint after the first few times)