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Would you rather be Batman or Superman?

Would you rather be Batman or Superman?

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one has to live with dead parents. train all the time but goes all out. the other has to live with pretty much the whole race of his people dead. and constantly live a life of stepping on eggshells suppressing his strength in fear of breaking the world around him. all things considered I would go with Bats.
 
I'll choose Batman.

He's rich, smart, lives in a pretty sweet mansion and can practically do whatever he wants.

Superman has less going for him outside of his powers.
His parents are alive at least and love him.

Only people that hate themselves would pick Batman but from what I can see we have plenty of those.
 
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I'll choose Batman.

He's rich, smart, lives in a pretty sweet mansion and can practically do whatever he wants.

Superman has less going for him outside of his powers.
I guess but Superman is really smart too, could be as rich as he wants, and has a fortress of solitude.

It's not like Superman has limited options here…
 
I guess but Superman is really smart too, could be as rich as he wants, and has a fortress of solitude.

It's not like Superman has limited options here…
he can crush coal into diamonds. Probably has a scene in a comic somewhere using his x-ray vision to turn lead into gold. Or he could fly out and grab a mineral rich asteroid. Dude has options :P
 
Billionaire borderline psychotic genius or the small town near invulnerable farmboy with the heart of gold...

Bats is just cooler in everyway.
 
Even setting aside the Godlike powers, Clark literally has everything the average guy dreams of. Parents who love him, a steady job, property in a city and a quiet life on a farm, and a woman who wholeheartedly loves him.

Lois alone is worth more than all of Bruce Wayne's assets.


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I love Batman, and he's obviously "cooler" than Supes, but he's also a deeply unhappy and disturbed man. Which is part of the appeal, but I wouldn't necessarily want to BE him.
 
Why would you want to be a guy with a fetish for spandex and latex, hiding his true identity, desperately trying to show the world how good a human being he is for helping people old ladies and animals?
 
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