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What if you were the last man alive on Earth with only women?

Ailynn

Ailynn

Faith - Hope - Love
Y: the Last Man was an awesome comic, and the upcoming FX/Hulu TV series that is finally scheduled to start filming this fall will hopefully become a critical hit as well. :)

Thankfully, it sounds like it won't be a tamed disappointment like Netflix's adaptation of the fantastic graphic novel series Locke & Key. It seems the producers want to actually do the source material justice on this one.

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Heimdall_Xtreme

Heimdall_Xtreme

Jim Ryan Fanclub's #1 Member
Cutty Flam said:
Living on the planet where the female population remained in tact, but all men somehow vanished, only you remain. What would happen in a situation like that?

I wonder if I’d be able to play Paper Mario: The Origami King safely in such an unprecedented event? Would it be safe to to take a walk outside?
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I would let myself be pampered :messenger_relieved:
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
Nester99 said:
Your jiz would be the most important and valuable thing on the planet.

The real question is would you be King Big Dick the first, Or would you take the soy road and let those bitches chain you up like a dairy cow.
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I think I’d hide out in an abandoned protein powder factory, wait until I get jacked, bide my time by playing Nintendo Switch, and embark on a conquest when the time is right
 
Kamina

Kamina

Golden Boy
The women would likely not allow you to be free and instead lock you up and use you for repopulation.
Now some may think a live of sex would be great, but you‘d probably not be able to choose the women. They‘d pump you full with viagra if you had trouble and pretty much rape you regularly.
 
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Someone called it earlier, you'd be a slave, forced to eat healthy, exercise and get drained like a tub daily. They would use artificial insemination.

Now, in true fantasy form, it would be my own personal harem planet. And it would never get boring...
 
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godhandiscen

godhandiscen

There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
I’d die of depression. The world would be super boring to me. I’d miss world class football, and tons of other pastimes which generally attract men.
Also I’d probably get thrown into jail for my opinions on businesses, freedom of expression and personal responsibility. I know amazing women who agree with me, my girlfriend is one, but I have also met plenty of women who disagreed and they seem to exercise higher power. If these women are in control, I am sol.
 
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Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

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Elektro Demon Elektro Demon what would you do if you turned on the news upon waking, and terrorist organizations dubbed “Gangbang International” and the “Sisters of Cream” were on the hunt to find you, and all they wanted to do was bring you to South Beach to tell you you're not leaving until you satisfy 28,000 women

Would you accept that challenge and test the upper limits of your sack, or would you lay low and pork under the radar
 
Compsiox

Compsiox

Banned
Nester99 said:
Your jiz would be the most important and valuable thing on the planet.

The real question is would you be King Big Dick the first, Or would you take the soy road and let those bitches chain you up like a dairy cow.
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Probably not even an option tbh. You're outnumbered.
 
Robot Carnival

Robot Carnival

Member
haxan7 said:
Each load could be used for many, many pregnancies. They would probably lock you in a room and have your semen drained and collected a couple times a day. The future of the human species is more important than your happiness.
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Kamina said:
The women would likely not allow you to be free and instead lock you up and use you for repopulation.
Now some may think a live of sex would be great, but you‘d probably not be able to choose the women. They‘d pump you full with viagra if you had trouble and pretty much rape you regularly.
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Someone called it earlier, you'd be a slave, forced to eat healthy, exercise and get drained like a tub daily. They would use artificial insemination.
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pretty much this. since you're outnumbered, chances are you'll get capture, your limbs chained up/cut off, you manhood hook up to a tube and getting drain as much as possible. maybe the guards or some of the higher ups might get horny and bone you every once in a while, but chances are you won't find them attractive since with the male population gone, the standard of beauty would shift a bit also. your best bet is to appeal to their sentimental side and hopefully either find a chance to escape then go into hiding; or in the case of your limbs had been chopped off, ask for a quick death.
 
Kamina

Kamina

Golden Boy
Robot Carnival said:
pretty much this. since you're outnumbered, chances are you'll get capture, your limbs chained up/cut off, you manhood hook up to a tube and getting drain as much as possible. maybe the guards or some of the higher ups might get horny and bone you every once in a while, but chances are you won't find them attractive since with the male population gone, the standard of beauty would shift a bit also. your best bet is to appeal to their sentimental side and hopefully either find a chance to escape then go into hiding; or in the case of your limbs had been chopped off, ask for a quick death.
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Nobody will cut off any limbs.
Their goal would be to keep the last male healthy and fertile as much as possible.
Certainly you‘d live well, but in custody with strict routines and nutrition.
 
S

slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
Make the locals fight each other if they want me.
To the death - there can be only one.
Kill the winner.
On to the next place.
 
Tschumi

Tschumi

Member
Well I'd have to impregnate all of them. More or less. I'm not trying to be zaney, I'd have to do it. Genetic diversity would be a problem, would have to try Google things we can do there.. but yeah, i would straight up have to seed every womb in sight. I'd probably end up giving half the human race herpes after i bang yo momma on the 3rd day~ oh, haha,lookie there i got zaney~
 
Cutty Flam

Cutty Flam

Banned
I think the best warm up for me would probably be a nudist beach in Brazil. I’m going to procreate with every single 40+ inch ass I see and right before I can go no further with the session I’m going to have a signature nut-bust-war-cry to the moon immediately before my head hits its resting place and I pass out

#Phonepunk# said:
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Lol wtf is that hahaha

brap said:
Kill myself because the world is shit and humanity will finally die off.
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You must accomplish two things Captain Buggy:

1. Claim the One Piece
2. Pound ass

C Captain Smoker you are not a Captain, sir, but a Vice Admiral and you will never catch Buggy the Clown !
 
Elektro Demon

Elektro Demon

Banned
Cutty Flam said:
Elektro Demon Elektro Demon what would you do if you turned on the news upon waking, and terrorist organizations dubbed “Gangbang International” and the “Sisters of Cream” were on the hunt to find you, and all they wanted to do was bring you to South Beach to tell you you're not leaving until you satisfy 28,000 women

Would you accept that challenge and test the upper limits of your sack, or would you lay low and pork under the radar
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I'd do what must be done. I would have sex with those women until my dick falls off.
 
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