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[jshackles]

Do I dare ask? Marking it as NSFW because I have a feeling I know how most of you will respond.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

 

[triplestation]

Eddie bravo is just a Mexican Joe Rogan

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Hopefully peace and quiet!

 

[CaptainVanHelsing]

 

[Elektro Demon]

I got no plans. I'm gonna chill out, watch youtube and browse gaf.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

A lot of self-loathing

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I am going on a Tinder date with some 44 year old skank right now.
Wish me luck, bros..

 

[TaySan]

Playing my Xbox One X while waiting for my new PC. It's going to be a long ass weekend.

 

[Barnabot]

nice avatar pick, op.


there's your answer:

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Getting a massage and sushi next weekend.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

No, I think that's too personal to answer.

 

[CaptainVanHelsing]

I am going on a Tinder date with some 44 year old skank right now.
Wish me luck, bros..

 

[Halo is Back]

I got a date, so I guess I will see how it goes.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I am going on a Tinder date with some 44 year old skank right now.
Wish me luck, bros..

Good luck brah.
Skanks are the best.

 

[Stilton Disco]

The wife and I are going to see the most romantic film of the year so far, Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Birdo]

I may treat myself to a wank.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[#Phonepunk#]

nothing at all. ive been in a relationship for two V-Days in my entire life.

probably check out the butt thread later in the day...

 

[newtypepilot]

crawl up in my bed and cry....

 

[Tesseract]

war

 

[haxan7]

2 ribeyes and a bottle of wine.

 

[Halo is Back]

war

 

[zeorhymer]

 

[Son Tofu]

I'm married, so probably ordering some food and eating alone in my basement

 

[Barnabot]

war

you can't win a war against animal human hybrids.

 

[Dark Star]

rotting in front of the TV like a couch potato

 

[Siri]

My girlfriend said we ‘have to hangout’ tonight.

She’ll be visiting her parents this weekend though and I’ll be driving her to the ferry and as soon as I get back I’m launching Greedfall, which I’ve heard good things about. If Greedfall doesn’t do it for me then I’m going back to Red Dead 2 on the PC, which I’ve barely begun.

I just want to spend one entire weekend gaming like a kid again. It’s been ages since that’s happened.

Also, to those of you who are single, and are feeling sorry for yourselves - just don’t. You have unimaginable freedoms. Once you’re in the relationship it can be difficult to get out of. There’s something truly beautiful about being able to do whatever the fuck you want. Only when I’m out in public amongst a lot of people do I not envy all the single people - it’s just no fun being in public gatherings by yourself.

 

[MastAndo]

This stuff is for the birds, so I'll probably just go to a local dive and toss a few back with my few remaining single friends (and those married long enough to not care any more). Though then again, who knows - perhaps that crippling loneliness and desperation that so many young ladies face on this special day will make me handsome for a night to someone who would otherwise immediately call the police on me.

 

[jshackles]

This stuff is for the birds, so I'll probably just go to a local dive and toss a few back with my few remaining single friends (and those married long enough to not care any more). Though then again, who knows - perhaps that crippling loneliness and desperation that so many young ladies face on this special day will make me handsome for a night to someone who would otherwise immediately call the police on me.

 

[888]

Bought my wife a Hitachi Magic Wand.

 

[jshackles]

Bought my wife a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Sounds like the gift that'll keep on giving

 

[haxan7]

Bought my wife a Hitachi Magic Wand.

I hear the male attachment for those is pretty nice.

 

[888]

Sounds like the gift that'll keep on giving

I hear the male attachment for those is pretty nice.

It came with some attachment for more precision work. And yes it will keep on giving, wall power ftw.

 

[griffemto]

i broke up with her a week ago and i miss her so much what a sad valentine

 

[Fret Runner]

Enjoying the single life. Getting the most out of my racing car.

 

[lachesis]

Well, I will enjoy my 2nd post-divorce valentines day by not giving a damn! LOL

Then again, my mother and niece visited me from overseas last night for next couple of weeks - so I may do something nice for them.
My niece likes Magnolia bakery banana pudding, and mom with cold, hard, cash.

For my daughter - I already gave her so many stuff, and she asked for some Mochi-covered chocolates - so I may get them on the way home..

 

[haxan7]

It came with some attachment for more precision work. And yes it will keep on giving, wall power ftw.

There are sleeve attachments you can buy that turn it into a motorized fleshlight

 

[M1chl]

Neogaf, I fucked this morning, I am good.

 

[cryptoadam]

Another corporate made up holiday. Keep on playing the game suckers.

Will be celebrating on Saturday because fuck the rules Valentines day is when I say it is.

Gonna pick up some chocolates and perfume for the lady. Either go for dinner or cook her something (with Mash potatoes and GRAPEFRUITS you sardine eating fuckers). And then I will get down to my business socks because its BUSINESS TIME.

 

[The Pleasure]

Hope that bitch gots motion in da ocean.

 

[brap]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

 

[CaptainVanHelsing]

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'm married, so probably ordering some food and eating alone in my basement

I'm sorry.

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

Congrats on the future sex.

 

[Breakage]

Reading through the “Sony Is Struggling With PlayStation 5 Price Due to Costly Parts” thread.

 

[jshackles]

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

 

[DESTROYA]

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

Don’t forget the rubba bub!

 

[Tesseract]

please do your very best to crack some skulls, and fuck some girls (or guys)

let ye life essence be depleted

 

[Elektro Demon]

Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..

She wants the D!