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[Striker]

There's been at least one attempt of standbying in my time so far, I think.

We won the game because the connections went perfect in the final two rounds.

Then again, maybe the host was simply shitty.

 

[Rezbit]

Shut your hole and eat what we feed you.

:lol :lol Awesome.

 

[JdFoX187]

The only cheating I've seen or heard of on Halo 3, so far, has been people getting the achievements by changing the language. Don't see how that's a big deal anyway. But then again, Bungie has made some strange decisions in the past, so we shall see.

 

[Domino Theory]

Shut your hole and eat what we feed you.

(nothing new to report, also, no podcast because of power out in Kirkland yesterday)

But I'm eating Cheez-Its right now.

 

[Thermite]

Shut your hole and eat what we feed you.

In before Urk cancels another preorder.

 

[The Lamonster]

I hope the WWU intro isn't talking about Mr. Voc and Cocop getting the camera out of the level barriers. I also hope it wasn't about achievement whores. I do hope it's about cheaters.

Also in that intro, please add one more "o" to "to late."

 

[Thermite]

Tune into 1up Yours now. Trust me. You will not be disappointed.

 

[TDG]

Shut your hole and eat what we feed you.

(nothing new to report, also, no podcast because of power out in Kirkland yesterday)

Whoa! No need to get all Microsoft on us. You guys are free now, remember.

So we could expect the podcast... whenish?

 

[Deleted member 21120]

Tune into 1up Yours now. Trust me. You will not be disappointed.

I just checked the 1up Yours thread.

Uhhh megaton????

 

[Quazar]

Guys is 1up people joking?!?!?!

 

[Thermite]

I just checked the 1up Yours thread.

Uhhh megaton????

I think this qualifies as a colossalton.

 

[Doodlebug]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mind = blown

 

[Deleted member 21120]

Wait, maybe it's a joke? :lol

 

[Quazar]

WHY IS THERE NO THREAD HOLY SHIT!

 

[The Lamonster]

Wait a second. What? This is not true. That title is BS. It has to be.

 

[Deleted member 21120]

And no press release came out this morning?

They sound serious?

GAF meltdown confirmed for either way?

 

[Striker]

And no press release came out this morning?

They sound serious?

GAF meltdown confirmed for either way?

What is this?

 

[drohne]

Shut your hole and eat what we feed you.

cue halo fans dejectedly mashing food against their closed mouths

 

[Doodlebug]

nvm

 

[Buttonbasher]

cue halo fans dejectedly mashing food against their closed mouths

That's how you get the Recon Armor.

 

[SpudBud]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

 

[The Lamonster]

That's how you get the Recon Armor.

:lol


wait a second. Aren't you the guy who's the voice of Master Chief!!!!!

 

[Quazar]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

Has to be

 

[Doodlebug]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

After reading around some more, I am too.

For a minute or two, I was so fucking confused.

 

[Thermite]

That's how you get the Recon Armor.

Nonsense. I heard, from a very reliable source, you have to mass spam Klindblogger telling him how awesome he sounds as the Master Chief in Halo 3.

 

[The Lamonster]

I like how nobody will detail what this fake megaton is.

thisisneogafdude.gif

 

[Buttonbasher]

Nonsense. I heard, from a very reliable source, you have to mass spam Klindblogger telling him how awesome he sounds as the Master Chief in Halo 3.

I'll have to try that!

 

[SpudBud]

Nonsense. I heard, from a very reliable source, you have to mass spam Klindblogger telling him how awesome he sounds as the Master Chief in Halo 3.

Yup, listen to the man. Klindblogger is Steve Downes.

 

[Doodlebug]

I like how nobody will detail what this fake megaton is.

thisisneogafdude.gif

A Halo RPG developed by BioWare: Halo Origins Vol. 1: Forerunner Chronicles.

:lol

 

[giga]

A Halo RPG developed by BioWare: Halo Origins Vol. 1: Forerunner Chronicles.

:lol

bioware -> ea. not gonna happen since MS has rights!

 

[The Lamonster]

bioware -> ea. not gonna happen since MS has rights!

Also because Bioware has to make ME 2 and 3. Also because that title is retarded.

 

[djtiesto]

I beat this game last week, it was awesome all the way through, aside from the Flood level and the first part of the last level where it kinda dragged a bit. I was a bit disappointed about

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no NeoGAF shout in the credits... what's up with that?

 

[TDG]

I beat this game last week, it was awesome all the way through, aside from the Flood level and the first part of the last level where it kinda dragged a bit. I was a bit disappointed about

Spoiler

no NeoGAF shout in the credits... what's up with that?

Seriously? I thought the first part of the last level was really cool and epic.

CONCERNING BIOWARE:
I'm going to take a huge, wild guess that it's a joke. Then again, it's revived this awesome thread, so let's run with it.


ARE YOU GUYS PREORDERING NOW OR RIGHT NOW IM SO EXCITED!11!!!one!

 

[giga]

I beat this game last week, it was awesome all the way through, aside from the Flood level and the first part of the last level where it kinda dragged a bit. I was a bit disappointed about

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no NeoGAF shout in the credits... what's up with that?

frankie did a shout out. indirectly.

 

[The Lamonster]

frankie did a shout out. indirectly.

Yeah, that had to have been a GAF shout out. Next time it should be more direct. Something like HayguysKlindbloggerismasterchiefandiluvneogaf

ARE YOU GUYS PREORDERING NOW OR RIGHT NOW IM SO EXCITED!11!!!one!

I already did. But I'm going to cancel it.

 

[SpudBud]

My sources say that WETA's Halo project is an interactive animated series about Sgt Johnsons sexual conquests.

 

[The Lamonster]

My sources say that WETA's Halo project is an interactive animated series about Sgt Johnsons sexual conquests.

:lol

/thread


GAF Rocket Race. Who's down?

 

[Gadfly]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/feature/howto-wear-your-halo-helmet-312046.php

For a moment I thought somebody tried to make a point with "mighty sword". :lol

 

[Gadfly]

My sources say that WETA's Halo project is an interactive animated series about Sgt Johnsons sexual conquests.

Do not want.

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"Cortana Does Covenant" on the otheer hand...

 

[Flock]

Do not want.

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"Cortana Does Covenant" on the otheer hand...

Sadly, that probably exists already.

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sadly? i meant fucking awesomely

 

[Buttonbasher]

Do not want.

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"Cortana Does Covenant" on the otheer hand...

I tried to convey my ideas about how awesome the Elite lips would fit around a basketball to "the dudes", but no one really cared. Imagine how it would feel on your head...

 

[Deleted member 21120]

I tried to convey my ideas about how awesome the Elite lips would fit around a basketball to "the dudes", but no one really cared. Imagine how it would feel on your head...

Dude.

 

[Crushed]

Sadly, that probably exists already.

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sadly? i meant fucking awesomely

Garry's Mod is a wonderful thing.

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Arby meets Alyx

 

[Gadfly]

Dude.

Indeed. I don't think I can sleep tonight.

 

[vilmer_]

 

[Buttonbasher]

Indeed. I don't think I can sleep tonight.

Here. This will help:

EDIT: :lol

 

[Pudding Tame]

Do not want.

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"Cortana Does Covenant" on the otheer hand...

I've read the script for it.
It's set between Halo 2 and 3

Here's some of the dialog. Pretty emotional stuff.

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ARBITER: Miranda, you're breaking up with me? Why? You told me that once you went Elite, nothing else could compete.

MIRANDA: Sorry Arby, that was before I went Brute. Now I want nothing else up my chute.

Sorry, but on the bright side I stopped myself from making a "Fist" of Rukt joke.

 

[DrBo42]

What the fuck happened in here?

 

[Flock]

Here. This will help:

EDIT: :lol

hahahaha, wow. :lol :lol :lol

 

[ToyMachine228]

Too many MSPaint and Frankie/Luke lovechildren pictures. What's going on? Many megatons?