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The Official Halo 3 Thread
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Domino Theory
Crystal Dynamics
Ghal was a beast during that One Bomb Standoff game where he just got a triple kill with the SMG trying to defend our bomb plant. :lol
Domino Theory
Crystal Dynamics
So I'm chatting it up with some buddies over MSN and I see a friend who hasn't been on MSN in ages sign on to deliver the greatest piece of news I've ever witnessed. This man is Dirtbag and he will go down in history as the greatest man to have ever asked for anything. His achievement you will see cannot be matched nor duplicated. I give you...
Slightly Live
Dirty tag dodger
I was thinking to tip my hat to Kuroyume for the best picture related post this thread has seen since the legendary dog gif but holy shit I was wrong.
:lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol
Zeouterlimits
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The question is why does one have so many Jennifer Aniston photos?
As for dirtbag *amused head shaking*
:lol :lol
As for dirtbag *amused head shaking*
:lol :lol
Metroidvania
People called Romanes they go the house?
:lol at Kuroyume, that was great.
Also, dirtbag....wtf were you thinking, duder? :lol
Also, dirtbag....wtf were you thinking, duder? :lol
Holy shit, I knew that wasn't a smart idea. The entire fucking KZ thread is going to be banned now.Domino Theory said:So I'm chatting it up with some buddies over MSN and I see a friend who hasn't been on MSN in ages sign on to deliver the greatest piece of news I've ever witnessed. This man is Dirtbag and he will go down in history as the greatest man to have ever asked for anything. His achievement you will see cannot be matched nor duplicated. I give you...
Dirtbag, first you go off and break your 360 and then in your despair seek clown porn. You poor man.
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=30262411
Makes sense to me, why wouldn't a CQC helmet make you better at close range. Just like how the recon helmet lets you stay invis longer and flight makes you jump higher.
Mr Vociferous
Member
It's on my list.Self Induced said:
Although this might be better handled by one of those full-time Forgers, given the necessity for accuracy to get it right.
The Librarian
Banned
Mr Vociferous said:
Hypertrooper
Member
Today i got the Art Of Halo 3 and it is fuckin' amazing I dont know but there artworks where i can only say wow. i hope bungie will upload some of my favourite pics,(Warthog p. 72, First View of the Ark p. 91, Last Resort on p. 118 or Groundpounder on p. 96.) i want to use this as wallpaper for my desktop 
Dax01 said:Can't wait to try it out, Voc.
Woot! It's my birthday today!Finally 17
Happy Birthday, Sir Fragula!
Mannnn I forgot you're the youngest one here <:|
Grats bro :3! Both of ya
Oh my goddddd I will remake Boarding Action. I swear it. Also, Dax, you better do Gemini good or I'll kill you >:/ Giant deathsack incoming.
edit: lol @ the 7 ways to play with the deathsack, but do we know if it's seethrough? It looked pretty solid to me...
Mr Vociferous
Member
I've gotta tip my hat to urk and Luke for their cunning and deft update last week. After reading it originally, I really thought I had crossed my wires about the whole blue grid deal. In one fell swoop they decimated the blue grid theories without actually lying -- because it wasn't the same grid at all! Well done, gentlemen. You had me fooled.
And Dirtbag, if you're going to get banned from GAF, that, my friend, is the way to do it. Well played, bro, well played indeed.
Yeah, after hearing about the distribution of maps over Mythic and ODST, I really thought that they'd save the best for last. I'm having a hard time imagining how they can beat this monster. There's just so much potential to be had hereGhaleonEB said:
and I can't believe they didn't have to delete any skyboxes or terrain to make it happen. ;-P
Haha. I wasn't involved in last night's debauchery, but I can only imagine some of the "not-my-fault accidents" involved here:Cocopjojo said:
- "Wait, stop shooting for a second and let me take this jump."
- "I'm pretty sure I can land it on that pipe up there if that guy throws another frag at us."
- "Look, mom! Two wheels!"
- "Barrel Roll!"
- "Did anyone feel that bump? I think I ran over someon- something."
LTTP. Have your lawyers talk to mine and we'll make something happen. ;-PEazyB said:
The book is really something else, everything about it screams quality -- the art, the layout, the insight, etc. I really hope we see something like this for H3:ODST. Not sure how sensible of an expectation that is given it's only an expansion, but give some of the art we've already seen is unbelievable.Hypertrooper said:
And Dirtbag, if you're going to get banned from GAF, that, my friend, is the way to do it. Well played, bro, well played indeed.
Hah, you too Dax!Dax01 said:Can't wait to try it out, Voc.
Woot! It's my birthday today!
Happy Birthday, Sir Fragula!
Se7en years older than you.
We've a tradition here at work where the birthday person brings in a tonne of food for their department. I'm now stuffed and incapable of focusing on my spreadsheet.
Captain Blood
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Tieno said:
Welcome to the now sir.
Edit: There is one new varient called smashed in matchmaking that makes me want to play default lol.
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Deleted member 21120
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Actually, last night I kind of took it in a different direction...Mr Vociferous said:
- Rat's Nest Match starts; Trasher hops on gun and I take us to rockets and immediately drive straight over the edge
- Entirety of Valhalla match spent attempting to run down EazyB in any vehicle available to me
- Any time a prospective gunner behind me wanted in, I backed up at full speed to meet him halfway (he usually wasn't able to get in, due to... an unfortunate circumstance)
- Driving around Sandtrap with no regard in general to any person (friend or foe) who may or may not be in my path
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Deleted member 21120
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Well, I wasn't EXPECTING to kill you... I typically just like to put the fear of god into folks right as they hop on the gun. That way their adrenaline is rushing and they're ready to go.GhaleonEB said:
So I did genuinely feel bad when it said "You betrayed GhaleonEB."
backflip10019
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Cocopjojo said:
I think we may have a new King of the Jerks on our hands.
Captain Blood
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backflip10019 said:
There is nothing new about it
backflip10019
Member
Aquanox said:
Uhhh... as far as I know, this is the original Halo 3 thread?
Metroidvania
People called Romanes they go the house?
backflip10019 said:
Nah, the old one accidentally got deleted by a mod or something....or was that the hype thread?
edit: ah, here it is.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=193255
But in any case.....why do you ask?
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Deleted member 21120
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This is the original thread. It got "deleted" by a mod as a joke, but was brought back.
The Librarian
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Thank you.Sir Fragula said:
Aw man....
Damn right.
Grimm Fandango
Member
Tashi0106 said:are you a spy from the killzone 2 thread???
Quick, break his legs so he can't run back.
There was an incident last night and I think we should try to crack the case:
Coco P. Jojo had just valiantly retrieved the flag from blue base. He was just over the hill's crest and his destination was in full view.
Unfortunately he had no idea the fate he was about to succumb.
The official records state he was killed by an enemy blue's rifle fire but a recent autopsy hints at foul play. Mr. Jojo's body had received major fractures indicating blunt force trauma to several vertebrae and his already disfigured recon head had been reduced to an even more disfigured recon head.
Valhalla Cold Case Files returned to the neighborhood the incident occurred in to question some of the locals. One person who shall remain anonymous, let's call him Eggs L, stepped forward and claimed to have seen a friendly banshee come fly in and obliterate Mr. Jojo.
When asked why someone on his own team would kill him, if he had any enemies in his squad, Mr. L said that everyone hated Coco P. Jojo and had it coming.
Looking into the archives reveals that the following people were in his team that evening:
Thermight (he was mad)
Ghaleon (repeated TKer)
Nutter (AFK and couldn't be reached, has no alibi)
Omlet (mad as well)
Eazy (regulator and vigilante for justice and awesomeness)
Trasher (he's an ass)
Spud Bud (all around nice guy. But that's probably just what he wants us to think)
Further digging revealed a sole image captured from blue base surveillance:
The image was taken approximately 42 seconds before Jojo's time of death.
Who done it?
Coco P. Jojo had just valiantly retrieved the flag from blue base. He was just over the hill's crest and his destination was in full view.
Unfortunately he had no idea the fate he was about to succumb.
The official records state he was killed by an enemy blue's rifle fire but a recent autopsy hints at foul play. Mr. Jojo's body had received major fractures indicating blunt force trauma to several vertebrae and his already disfigured recon head had been reduced to an even more disfigured recon head.
Valhalla Cold Case Files returned to the neighborhood the incident occurred in to question some of the locals. One person who shall remain anonymous, let's call him Eggs L, stepped forward and claimed to have seen a friendly banshee come fly in and obliterate Mr. Jojo.
When asked why someone on his own team would kill him, if he had any enemies in his squad, Mr. L said that everyone hated Coco P. Jojo and had it coming.
Looking into the archives reveals that the following people were in his team that evening:
Thermight (he was mad)
Ghaleon (repeated TKer)
Nutter (AFK and couldn't be reached, has no alibi)
Omlet (mad as well)
Eazy (regulator and vigilante for justice and awesomeness)
Trasher (he's an ass)
Spud Bud (all around nice guy. But that's probably just what he wants us to think)
Further digging revealed a sole image captured from blue base surveillance:
The image was taken approximately 42 seconds before Jojo's time of death.
Who done it?
The Librarian
Banned
I did it.
As a 3rd party who has played with these people i can deduce "who done it?"EazyB said:
yes he was mad so mad that he had put down his controler and was daydreaming about fallout
he most definitely is a TKer but not out of malice it is indeed because he has no 1337 skillz, and splatering somone is way above his skill range
he was too"haggard" at the moment to do anything but miss with his br and get more haggard
as the witness he couldn't have done it
is an elite and in his rage of seeing only spartans, lashed out on the closest one
true but as cocopjojo is also an ass he felt a bond between them and he could never break it
actually is a nice guy
also look at those feet that is an elite
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Domino Theory
Crystal Dynamics
Holy shit, Eazy. :lol
I swear I didn't do it, I had to get the flag that game. But in the end, Coco deserved it...
Mr Vociferous
Member
[photo of victim provided by family]
Brilliant, Eazy. The filter on the last image was like art or something.
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