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The Official Halo 3 Thread

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Every morning, like almost nearly everyone else from Bungie, Sketch, Shishka and I make a trip over to Starbucks (or for the trendy, upscale hipster ponces who work here - the French Bakery further up the street).

Now I know where to find Bungie employees if I need to. Like, for example, if they screw something up in AU2 I can punch one or two in the head.

That's just an example. I wouldn't actually do that.
 
JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How's it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What're ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: ...what'd you say?
JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that's
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: ...Don't you have something to say?
KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistle* hoo hoo!
KG: But you don't?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don't, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click

:D :D
 
Kibbles said:
Awesome, great update! :) Day early eh? Does this mean Mythic Map Pack reveal tomorrow? zomg. :p =S

ok, are goal is to start a massive internet rumor that bungie is revealing the mythic map pack tomorrow and we'll see how many unsuspecting victims will fall for it, and go...
 
Kibbles said:
Soulja Boy makes terrible Machinima.

Yes, it is the real 'SouljaBoy'
Holy shit, I have to say that that was more enjoyable than most of the Machinima I've watched. When that fucking Mortal Kombat song started blaring I almost cried.

I also find it hilarious that he can act like a absolute douche to his friends and they have to put up with it because he's famous. :lol That whole video was about him killing his friend who was pretty much standing there and waiting for him to take it, be called a bitch, and has Soulja Boy Tell'em put his virtual scrotum in his mouth.
 
EazyB said:
Holy shit, I have to say that that was more enjoyable than most of the Machinima I've watched. When that fucking Mortal Kombat song started blaring I almost cried.

I also find it hilarious that he can act like a absolute douche to his friends and they have to put up with it because he's famous. :lol That whole video was about him killing his friend who was pretty much standing there and waiting for him to take it, be called a bitch, and has Soulja Boy Tell'em put his virtual scrotum in his mouth.

Who the fuck is Soulja Boy?
 
Merguson said:
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It all makes sense now! The "B" in "EazyB" stands for "Barney"!
 
LukeSmith said:
When it is time to make a new thread, you'll know.
I like this thread. :D

By which I mean, I like when Luke says cryptic things in this thread, not that we shouldn't make another thread. :P
 
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