I think we just have different play styles. You sent me an invite at the same time as cocop last night, and I joined him and said we should pull you in as well. He was concerned that your enthusiastic forum posting would translate to a less enjoyable gameplay experience. I said I'm sure that wouldn't be the case. So I sent you the invite, and as soon as you entered the lobby, you let out a blood-curdling "Yeaaaarrrrrrhhgggggggg!!!!!!" Which I assume is a greeting of sorts? Were we in a room together, cocop would have shot me an "it told you so" glare.
Early on, he and I were lagging back, looking at the face of one NPC (all the NPCs are modeled after Bungie employees, and he recognized that one) while you ran ahead. When you asked why we were still behind, I said we like to look at details. We watch passive animations, talk about superfluous details, examine nooks and crannies. We like to soak up the game as we go through it, not sprint through.
Also, you ran around saying "Am I sexy? Aren't I sexy? How sexy am I?" And screamed a lot.
It's probably me just being a crabby old man, but such a blast of unbridled enthusiasm was too much for my weary bones. So we did a slow romp through Tsavo later on. No offense, we just have different play styles.