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Python Slithers Up Toilet, Bites Man

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platocplx

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A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.
"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.
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Source:http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/...land-Python-Attacks-Man-Toilet-380986261.html


Absolute. Nightmare fuel.
 
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HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
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xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
strafer said:
This is one of my biggest fears when sitting on the toilet; snakes and spiders crawling up my ass.
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We used to get a lot of dead rats in the toilet at my Dad's place way back when. This was the basement toilet.

Remember to CLOSE THE LID, you fucking heathens.
 
Mohonky

Mohonky

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Attaporn?

Really?

Also where were they? They had a toilet so I presume somewhere where they might have knives or other cutting utensils, cut the fuckers head off.

If a snake bit my dick I dont think it'd take me a half hour to get it off. That sucker would be getting its head ripped off and or its jaw broken back with my bare hands. The sense of urgency and adrenalin would make sure of that.
 
DJ_Lae

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We were always instructed to swirl a stick around the inside of any outhouses at camp to ensure there were no spiders lurking under there. I was still terrified to take a shit as a kid, though, knowing that there was probably something mere inches from my penis.

Others have lived the horror.
 
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adj_noun

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The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor.
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I wonder what the etiquette is for asking a neighbor to pry a snake off your dick.

Dear Abby...
 
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marimorimo

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Is it horrible that his name is the first thing I latched onto?

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.
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<insert quip about the consequences of masturbation here>
 
kavanf1

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Mohonky said:
Attaporn?

Really?

Also where were they? They had a toilet so I presume somewhere where they might have knives or other cutting utensils, cut the fuckers head off.

If a snake bit my dick I dont think it'd take me a half hour to get it off. That sucker would be getting its head ripped off and or its jaw broken back with my bare hands. The sense of urgency and adrenalin would make sure of that.
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Remember that scene in The Shawshank Redemption though? Tim Robbins gets out of sucking prison dick with a knife to his throat by claiming that in his death throes his jaws would clamp shut and bite it off. The snake could have made the same threat to this guy.
 
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Busty

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Sooner or later a python bites everyone on the testicles.

The real question is how does it happen, not when?
 
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brandonh83

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This is something that I feel like if happened to me that my first thought would be that I had made some sort of pact with the Antichrist that I didn't know about and failed to fulfill, and that the python would be the first reminder of several.
 
Mohonky

Mohonky

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kavanf1 said:
Remember that scene in The Shawshank Redemption though? Tim Robbins gets out of sucking prison dick with a knife to his throat by claiming that in his death throes his jaws would clamp shut and bite it off. The snake could have made the same threat to this guy.
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This actual situation had occurred to me, but the snake was already biting his dick and I assume it wasnt being gentle about it, so it probably was giving it all it could muster.

Also, this reminds me of when I was a kid and living in a real small town here in Aus. I was taking a shit when I saw a snake above my head on the beams of the roof. Naturally, that was the fastest shit I have ever taken and it took my Dad some time to get it down from there, was a pretty big carpet python. Thankfully, my snake was not bitten.
 
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Bronetta

Ask me about the moon landing or the temperature at which jet fuel burns. You may be surprised at what you learn.
Attaporn? Attaboy!
 
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Ponn

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Dammnit this is my goddamn nightmare right here. I have to check the toilet every time I go to sit down because of this shit right here. Scares the hell out of me just the thought of it.
 
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