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[Finn]

I don't really understand the obsession with facial hair. The longest I've gone without shaving is four days and while it's not a full-on beard, it's long enough to annoy me. I just can't imagine having a fucking animal on my face full time. Itchy.

 

[tnw]

This is what happens when I go a FULL MONTH without shaving:

FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

I can't grow a decent fucking beard if my life depended on it.

Yeah, i got beard envy, deal with it.

sexay.

I have envy of your inability to grow facial hair.

 

[Level 8 Boss]

Lol jumping on the bandwagon;

Wow...you've just become my new project. *Charm offence on*

I'm such a noob, don't even know how to post pics.

 

[Kaiser Dämmerung]

David Blaine?

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HOLD HOLY.

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Actually if you had said Criss Angel I would have tracked you down and murdered you and your pets.

 

[Finn]

This is what happens when I go a FULL MONTH without shaving:

David Blaine?

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HOLD HOLY.


Actually if you had said Criss Angel I would have tracked you down and murdered you and your pets.

Harry Houdini?

 

[Koshiba]

Cloudwalking, that sketch is awesome, I love it.

This is a pic a girl at my old work started sketching of me. Never got finished afaik because she moved away. I thought it was pretty nice though. Although I also got a picture drawn at an anime con by some comic artist when I was like 12 and he gave me double D boobs.. :lol

Also might put up a new pic soon because I'm *gasp* cutting / coloring my hair. :O I need a change. Hope it looks alright. Probably get it done in Feb.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Captain Glanton]

I don't really understand the obsession with facial hair. The longest I've gone without shaving is four days and while it's not a full-on beard, it's long enough to annoy me. I just can't imagine having a fucking animal on my face full time. Itchy.

The itch goes away soon and is replaced by full-on masculinity.

 

[Square Edge]

This is what happens when I go a FULL MONTH without shaving:

FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

I can't grow a decent fucking beard if my life depended on it.

Yeah, i got beard envy, deal with it.

I can sort of relate, dude.

This is me after a MONTH:

My friends grow equivalent facial hair in literally days.

Also,

Cloudwalking is too cute, as usual.

 

[bjork]

That girl in the spotted dress looks nice. We should take a GAF collection and buy her a bigger tv.

 

[Square Edge]

I pledge $2 and home installation.

 

[Shoho]

already posted this in the best movie scenes thread, but this is just to good.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Me back in Haiti

me and Zig Zag Zigallah:lol

 

[jasonng]

You are absolutely beautiful.


Blame space, what gauge is your septum piercing? I'm thinking about upping mine.

 

[haunts]

one time i drew a picture kind of like that for a girl i liked and she thought it was strange and weird and broke up with me.

i told her the naughty tentacles were sort of an after thought and could redraw it but she didnt want me to.

 

[Darko]

one time i drew a picture kind of like that for a girl i liked and she thought it was strange and weird and broke up with me.

i told her the naughty tentacles were sort of an after thought and could redraw it but she didnt want me to.

wow :lol

 

[Kaiser Dämmerung]

I can sort of relate, dude.

This is me after a MONTH:

My friends grow equivalent facial hair in literally days.

Dude, you're ok, yours grows uniform and you can even grow neckbeard. That picture you saw of me is the full extent of all the hair that dares grow on my face. A smudge on the cheeks, a goatee, shitty mustache, thats it.

I was gonna shave it today but I'm gonna show up for work tomorrow after taking a week off with the chicken scratch beard just for shits and giggles.

 

[SRG01]

Go easy on me GAF... especially the ladies!

 

[Karma Kramer]

 

[Ashhong]

I thought that was a piss stain on your bed for a second, then told myself to assume it's a sheet or something Room's so bare...and clean. Where's the junk???

 

[Karma Kramer]

I thought that was a piss stain on your bed for a second, then told myself to assume it's a sheet or something Room's so bare...and clean. Where's the junk???

its just a a guest room in my house... no one really uses it.

 

[elektrikluv]

That girl in the spotted dress looks nice. We should take a GAF collection and buy her a bigger tv.

That's not my house or TV :lol I assure you, I have a normal sized television!

Also might put up a new pic soon because I'm *gasp* cutting / coloring my hair. :O I need a change. Hope it looks alright. Probably get it done in Feb.

You're ditching the red?

Go easy on me GAF... especially the ladies!

You're cute and you have nice lips

 

[Battersea Power Station]

A reprise of my post in the thread about The Wire:

Here is an illustration of my experience watching The Wire. Each season has a beginning middle and end:

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Is it time to shave yet?

 

[kbear]

i'd post mine but this site is too big and popular for kbear

 

[caffeinated]

and this is me

me is sleepy, needs some coffee.

 

[Osaka]

Here is an illustration of my experience watching The Wire. Each season has a beginning middle and end:

Awesome! :lol

 

[Koshiba]

You're ditching the red?

Yep. As much as I love it, just bored with how it is right now and need a big change.

 

[OnkelC]

i'd post mine but this site is too big and popular for kbear

 

[MrSardonic]

This is me

 

[woeds]

You're Mark Evans?

 

[Yixian]

Wow...you've just become my new project. *Charm offence on*

*cough*

 

[Patrick Bateman]

me and Zig Zag Zigallah:lol

:O

 

[Square Edge]

Dude, you're ok, yours grows uniform and you can even grow neckbeard. That picture you saw of me is the full extent of all the hair that dares grow on my face. A smudge on the cheeks, a goatee, shitty mustache, thats it.

I was gonna shave it today but I'm gonna show up for work tomorrow after taking a week off with the chicken scratch beard just for shits and giggles.

I did the whole "grow it out for December" thing, and that's what I ended up with. I was going to shave it off too, but I actually got enough responses from females in a positive light for me to keep it. I was surprised, I guess I just assumed women hated the scruff.

 

[donkey show]

YAR!

 

[SRG01]

You're cute and you have nice lips

Thanks!


edit: Donkey Show, you must be a hit with the ladies!! :lol

 

[demon]

This is me

Looks like a shot from the intro to an early 90s sitcom.

 

[Finn]

Looks like a shot from the intro to an early 90s sitcom.

Mr. Sardonic in Charge!

 

[Naked Snake]

I was completely mesmerized by 3 beautiful Persian chicks last night. Catfish was there too but too drunk to even talk

I want to come to Amsterdam and hangout with you guys

and this is me

http://www.geocities.com/eplith/gafgafgaf.jpg

me is sleepy, needs some coffee.

You look sorta kinda Russian.

 

[Con]

Last years Halloween:

 

[aku:jiki]

You went as a juggalo for halloween? Wat.

 

[MrSardonic]

Looks like a shot from the intro to an early 90s sitcom.

actually it was just the first picture that turned up when i googled "man sitting down"

 

[straydog1980]

actually it was just the first picture that turned up when i googled "man sitting down"

lol when I saw that picture, your title "The nerdiest nerd of all the nerds in nerdland" was sooooo appropriate. :lol

 

[dreadfulwater]

my friend drew a sketch of me from a photo as a new year's gift:

and here's a webcam picture i took yesterday without my glasses on:

I see martha quinn here. You look very kind.

 

[Finn]

Definitely agree with the Martha Quinn comparison. She was always my favorite VJ, too.

 

[jarosh]

well, i, uh... disagree with that comparison

 

[Gav]

Couple of these are a few months old (may even have posted one of them before... ah well)

On Holiday
And Free booze on NYE. (It was shit)

As a pimp (obviously) [on the right...]

 

[SIP YEK NOD]

Damn you people COMPLAINING about slow beard growth

shaved:

2 Day stubble:

one month beard:

and just for a little bonus, me in front of a door:

 

[Schnicktick]

Damn you people COMPLAINING about slow beard growth

shaved:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa148/SIPYEKNOD/shaved.jpg


2 Day stubble:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa148/SIPYEKNOD/2days.jpg

one month beard:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa148/SIPYEKNOD/beard.jpg


and just for a little bonus, me in front of a door:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa148/SIPYEKNOD/door.jpg

You look tall. :O

 

[demon]

You look tall. :O

no, he's just 5'6 with a really tiny head.

 

[SIP YEK NOD]

You look tall. :O

6'9"

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340lbs