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[Elektro Demon]

Well, I have a friend at work that hooked up with some girl recently. So today he was telling me how she's a tough nut. He meant that he's dating her for 2 weeks and she still hasn't put out. So anyway, he says last night he was at her place they were making out and shit, and she went to the bathroom. He told me that he accidentally sniffed her panties while she was at the bathroom. I kinda chuckled and didn't ask questions. But now I'm at home and I'm kinda wondering, how the hell do you sniff someones panties accidentally? How does that happen?
I get the sniffing girl panties, cmon, we'we all been there but by accident? I just find it funny. How does that happen accidentally?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

i hear some people stick there pee pees in that area, you should ask your friend for further info on that

 

[The Pleasure]

If you slip and fall onto em, that's okay.

 

[JSoup]

He meant that he's dating her for 2 weeks and she still hasn't put out. Put out as in putting his member in her vagina.

 

[TaySan]

Your friends is a bit of a creeper, OP.

 

[Tesseract]

the answer is you don't unless your name is joe biden

 

[Elektro Demon]

Your friends is a bit of a creeper, OP.

You never sniffed a girls panties?

 

[TaySan]

You never sniffed a girls panties?

No, but doing that behind her back was the creepy part.

 

[Elektro Demon]

No, but doing that behind her back was the creepy part.

He did it by accident.

 

[John Day]

When you say “by accident” you mean...?

 

[Shizumapower]

 

[TaySan]

He did it by accident.

"Accident" sure.....
OP, please don't make creepy threads.

 

[Yoshi]

I do not.

 

[Tesseract]

"Accident" sure.....
OP, please don't make creepy threads.

how dare you, bless up every last elektro thread

 

[BigBooper]

Is it better to do it right in front of her? I can appreciate that.

 

[The Pleasure]

Your friends is a bit of a creeper, OP.

That's a southern niceity. He's got a bit of the creeper in him. I do apologize terribly for my brother, Madam CuntH.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Cunth .....

 

[Vyse1800]

Those panties were ripped off the night before by some rando she picked up on tinder just before she took a good plowing on the couch. After she went to the bathroom, your friends head went down on the couch in frustration and the panties were still there, between the cushions ripe for the plucking or sniffin'.

 

[Turnt]

Tripped, fell, landed in the panty drawer.

 

[lifa-cobex]

Does it count if I sneeze and blow my noes in a pair?

 

[MastAndo]

He thought it was a face mask? If he gets caught, and she makes a thing of it, he can call her out as a Coronavirus denier on Twitter. Win win, I say.

 

[triplestation]

MAAATHA FUCKA..

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Maybe she flung them at his face

 

[PSYGN]

I do it with the vigor of a man with a 1000 intentions.

 

[and 3 others]

"Accident" sure.....
OP, please don't make creepy threads.

Creepy threads!? Are you literally shaking from reading this?

 

[Richard Packer]

It probably went something like this OP.

 

[BrettWeir]

I like that it had to be clarified by stating "female panties" in the thread title.

 

[Barsinister]

 

[TaySan]

Creepy threads!? Are you literally shaking from reading this?

ED had his thread making privileges revoked for this reason.

 

[hariseldon]

Edit: it’s late and my brain is dead.

 

[Richard Packer]

ED had his thread making privileges revoked for this reason.

Fuck off Lil' Taytay.

 

[and 3 others]

ED had his thread making privileges revoked for this reason.

That's not an answer.

 

[hariseldon]

That's not an answer.

He’s a cunt. There’s your answer. That answer applies to any question about him.

 

[and 3 others]

He’s a cunt. There’s your answer. That answer applies to any question about him.

Yeah, I still wanna give him the benefit.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

 

[hariseldon]

Yeah, I still wanna give him the benefit.

And I want to burn his house down.

 

[haxan7]

I’m over sniffing dirty panties. I can only get turned on sniffing used toilet paper now.

 

[and 3 others]

And I want to burn his house down.

I mean I understand the frustration sometimes but that's a bit far ya think?

 

[Tesseract]

I mean I understand the frustration sometimes but that's a bit far ya think?

those would be your last words as tay burns you alive

 

[Elcid]

First of all, how did they smell?
Second, where were they?

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

I’m over sniffing dirty panties. I can only get turned on sniffing used toilet paper now.

Be careful how close your hold that butt wipe to your nose.

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

One person voted yes, the others totally meant to sniff them. The one that said they sniffed panties/underwear accidentally is lying.

 

[Rival]

.

 

[haxan7]

Best comic yet

 

[Shizumapower]

MAAATHA FUCKA..

'he was sniffing 'er panties T!'

 

[Can't decide]

I guess your friend dribbled a bit of his drink while waiting for her to return, thought "Gee, a napkin/handkerchief, how handy for this small inconvenience", pattered his chin and thought again "Hmm, this napkin does seem to have a most peculiar aroma", pulled away the napkin to investigate and discovered that they were in actual fact, panties. Easy mistake.

 

[hariseldon]

I mean I understand the frustration sometimes but that's a bit far ya think?

He finds it amusing when other people are victims of arson. I’d say it’s entirely fair.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Well, I have a friend at work that hooked up with some girl recently. So today he was telling me how she's a tough nut. He meant that he's dating her for 2 weeks and she still hasn't put out.

I dated my wife a month before we were intimate the first time. Didn't seem so bad to me.

 

[hybrid_birth]

When its a windy day and you drop a $100 bill that falls beneath a woman's legs. You gotta pick it up or it will fly away.