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[Wolfgang Jr]

No Panasonic Game Cube Q no vote.

There's no console on Earth named the "Panasonic Game Cube Q" that's why.

1. Xbox 360 slim

2. PS4

3. Original Xbox

4. Xbox One X

5. PS2

Jesus, someone can't read.

 

[llien]

1. PS3
2. Atari 2600
3. 3DO
4. PS4
5. Xbox

 

[JCK75]

 

[epicnemesis]

There's no console on Earth named the "Panasonic Game Cube Q" that's why.


Jesus, someone can't read.

This thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panasonic_Q

 

[Mattyp]

No S or X. Fuck this poll.

 

[Segura Unger]

1. Dreamcast
2. Playstation 2
3. Gamecube
4. PSX/PSOne
5. Saturn

 

[TLZ]

1. Neo Geo
2. Sega Master System
3. Sega Mega Drive
4. Sega Dreamcast
5. Sega Saturn

Sega made the best looking consoles imo. That Neo Geo is the sleekest though.

 

[Afro Republican]

Last couple days to vote

 

[Bryank75]

1. Gamecube
2. Ps4
3. Sega Dreamcast
4. PS3
5. Sega Genisis

Snes would be in there if it was Euro version.

 

[sn0man]

1. SNK NEO GEO
2. N64
3. Xbox 360
4. PS4
5. Sega Genesis

I didn’t mean to represent such diverse brands. These are just the ones I like the best. Shout out to the 360 for edging out the Dreamcast and the Wii as the only light color system that was cool looking enough to hang with these sweet chocolates.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Let me reiterate.... and even the box and controller are nice.

 

[RokkanStoned]

You forgot various editions. EDIT: Or you didn't. I read the whole OP and I still didn't notice the "launch models, NA only". It shouldn't have been in the header or it should've at least been underlined. Meh, feels so specific that it basically kills any enjoyment of the thread and makes the thread title deceptive. (it's more like: sexiest american released launch game console of all time)

1. PS2 Slim

2. XBOX One X

3. Dreamcast

4. Atari 2600

5. Nintendo 64

Honorable mentions: Gamecube, Sega Master System, PSone, Neo Geo

 

[Rest]

None of them make me want to mash my genitals into them seeing as they are hunks of plastic, so they're all getting a sexy score of 0.

 

[BlackTron]

Wow, I thought I'd be in a minority with Dreamcast. But,

 

[molasar]

None of them make me want to mash my genitals into them seeing as they are hunks of plastic, so they're all getting a sexy score of 0.

No console ever looked good, was aesthetically pleasing on a shelf of your AV cabinet?

 

[Rest]

No console ever looked good, aesthetically pleasing on a shelf of your AV cabinet?

They did and do. But none of them stir sexual desire in me, because, as I said before, they are hunks of plastic. They're not sexy.

 

[molasar]

They did and do. But none of them stir sexual desire in me, because, as I said before, they are hunks of plastic. They're not sexy.

I get it now. Maybe try to consider a word 'sexy' here as a metaphor for aesthetically pleasing.

 

[Stefan.North]

5. Atari 2600 - 10pt
4. Xbox 360 - 20pt
3. Snes - 30pt
2. N64 - 40pt
1. Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) - 50pt

 

[SlashBringingHasher]

the dreamcast looks so cool. never had one but it screams "am a game console".

 

[Rest]

I get it now. Maybe try to consider a word 'sexy' here as a metaphor for aesthetically pleasing.

No.

 

[sn0man]

Let me reiterate.... and even the box and controller are nice.

I always entered those win the ultimate game setup contests in the back of magazines as a kid. Mostly I wanted that NEOGEO goodness. Arcade perfect!!!!

 

[Afro Republican]

Last day to vote.

 

[Yoshi]

You should definitely list Super Nintendo European / Japanese!

1. Nintendo 64
2. Sega Mega Drive 2 (does that qualify?)
3. SNES European / Japanese
4. Dreamcast
5. GameCube

Not really sexy, but aesthetically pleasing. If it truly is about sexiness (which is not important to me because I prefer sexual intimacy with my wife over consoles):
1. Wii
2. Xbox 360 (that hourglass figure )
3. PS2
4. N64
5. Saturn

 

[ValiantTraveler]

Choice 1: Nintendo Gamecube 50 points
Choice 2: Sega Dreamcast 40 points
Choice 3: Nintendo Switch 30 points
Choice 4: Sony PlayStation 20 points
Choice 5: SNK NeoGeo 10 points

If Jap/EU SNES was in I'd pick it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Choice 1: Sega Dreamcast 50 points

Choice 2: Xbox 360 40 points

Choice 3: Playstation 4 30 points

Choice 4: Sega Genesis 20 points

Choice 5: Nintendo Wii 10 points

This

 

[FeldMonster]

1. Xbox 360, 50 points
2. Sega Dreamcast, 40 points
3. SNES (U.S. version, the other version is hideous), 30 points
4. Nintendo N64, 20 points
5. Xbox One, 10 points

 

[Garnox]

1. Microsoft XBOX One
2. Nintendo Wii
3. SNK Neo Geo
4. Atari 2600
5. Sony PlayStation

 

[brap]

1. genesis
2. ps1
3. ps4
4. ps2
5. nes

 

[Zannegan]

1. Wii
2. PS4
3. Switch
4. PS2
5. ...that Steam Machine, I guess.

As you can probably tell, I have a thing for angular consoles and blue LEDs. Speaking of, way to pick the worst official Wii shot (so to speak) you could find. How about one in the stand? =P

 

[Havoc2049]

1. Atari Jaguar

2. Atari XE Game System

 

[Joelenheimer]

1- Nintendo Wii
2- Sony PS2
3- SNES (JP/EURO)
4- Sega Dreamcast
5- SNK NeoGeo