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[Stitch]

Breaking News | Breaking News Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria

A total of 7,221 penises of African origin have been seized by the Chinese customs officers in what has now been tagged the world’s biggest

thestreetjournal.org

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than US$1.15 billion, adding that similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.

Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

The guy opening the boxes

Chinese people really love their penis drugs

 

[Dacon]

what the fuck...

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

Chinese women love black dick.

 

[lem0n]

The Chinese found a ship full of African dicks?

*upgrade time*

 

[AlteredForms]

According to the article they sell for $160,000 a piece. BBCNeoGAF get them scissors ready.

 

[godhandiscen]

TIL you can transplant a penis.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

TIL you can transplant a penis.

1. Rich Chinese guys are paying $160,000 to transplant a brown dick to their body?

2. Chinese herbalists saying eat cock and cure cancer?

3. Both

 

[Nobody_Important]

On one hand I kind of want to know how they got the exact number......but then again I really really REALLY don't.

 

[eddie4]

The organs were packed in 36 boxes labelled as ‘plantains’

 

[Stitch]

Alright I'm stupid. Fact checkers say this is fake

Story claiming Chinese confiscated shipment of 7,200 penises originated on satirical website

A story that has been shared multiple times on social media, including on WhatsApp, claims that thousands of human penises shipped from Nigeria in a refrigerated container were intercepted in China. The claim is false; the story originated on a satirical website, and the accompanying photo was...

factcheck.afp.com

But who's fact checking the fact checkers?

 

[eddie4]

Alright I'm stupid. Fact checkers say this is fake

Story claiming Chinese confiscated shipment of 7,200 penises originated on satirical website

A story that has been shared multiple times on social media, including on WhatsApp, claims that thousands of human penises shipped from Nigeria in a refrigerated container were intercepted in China. The claim is false; the story originated on a satirical website, and the accompanying photo was...

factcheck.afp.com

But who's fact checking the fact checkers?

Fact Checkers: 'Just tell them it's fake, shut up dude."

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[haxan7]

Where my gays at

 

[ThatStupidLion]

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

wait wait wait- THATS why?!

 

[DeepEnigma]

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

wait wait wait- THATS why?!

You don’t want another “bat soup” situation on a wet market, now do ya? Huh? Huh?

 

[The Pleasure]

According to the article they sell for $160,000 a piece. BBCNeoGAF get them scissors ready.

Just the Tip Tuesdays never fails!

 

[Alright]

Sounds like a sausage fest.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

Big Wang's Discount Dicks are going to be most unhappy with this disruption to their supply chain.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

two questions that are not answered in the article that I need to know

1. how fresh were the penises. are they dried, or just new and kept on ice?
2. what ages are the penises. are they 21? or 81?

 

[Hawking Radiation]

What in the ever living fuck ??!!

Christ, we're not going to make it another century on this planet.

two questions that are not answered in the article that I need to know

1. how fresh were the penises. are they dried, or just new and kept on ice?
2. what ages are the penises. are they 21? or 81?

Skewered & deep fried. Chinese deep fry fucking anything.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME LMFAO

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Chinese women love black dick.

You love it long time

 

[triplestation]

 

[Burnttips]

Find them at the Wet Market.

 

[KiNeMz]

Yea this is definitely a Hard one to Swallow.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

ngl, that sausage always looked delicious to me during that scene

 

[nush]

Customs inspecting the boxes be like

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Serious subject but lmao this is classic

 

[MaestroMike]

i can sell my pen0r in china for a 160 gs ??

 

[SpiceRacz]

First thing that came to mind.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

This thread is going to get me in trouble at work. I can't stop giggling.

 

[Eric187]

Damn wonder how many ERA has bought so far?

 

[Punkster88]

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

So if they were certain that they weren't contaminated then they would allow them to be sold in China?

 

[Hulk_Smash]

The Chinese found a ship full of African dicks?

*upgrade time*

Get Out was right?!

 

[DoomGyver]

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Chinese medicine is dumb as fuck. Drinking tea and eating soup made from the most ridiculous things lmao

 

[Ailynn]

 

[German Hops]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I bet they got the willies when they found them.

 

[German Hops]

i can sell my pen0r in china for a 160 gs ??

Don't do it, bro!

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Anybody got a credible source in this? OP linked a tabloid that has a Sega font logo.

 

[German Hops]

Anybody got a credible source in this? OP linked a tabloid that has a Sega font logo.

Sure,

 

[bender]

 

[jdforge]

But are they uncut or cut?

 

[Kadve]

This isn't true though. Story originated on World News Daily Report which is a well known satirical website.

Looks like Street journal got duped.