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18: Shadow of the Tomb Raider - PS5 - Beat 6/24
What the fuck is this shit? I remember liking Tomb Raider and Rise of the Tomb Raider, but it's been a long time since I've played them. THIS? This is a garbage game. It took all of 10 minutes to get tired of listening to Lara talk to herself, the flashback sequence was lame, the characters looked like they were made of wax, and Lara sounded like she was on the verge of tears the entire game. And what the hell was this story? I can suspend disbelief, but everything about it was moronic. I'm not going to go into lengths about what rubbed me the wrong way, but I will complain about 2 specific things. So the penultimate baddie... the guy that dogs you the most throughout the game... the one that wants you dead the most and you want to kill the most... just fucking dies. I didn't even realize it was him getting killed until after the fact because it made no damn sense. And something that was so stupid that it stuck with me for the rest of the game: you come across a group of people. Savage and whatnot, but very obviously people. Dumb ass Lara refers to them as creatures and is confused about what they are. Mother fucker, they were obviously human beings. You fucking idiot, are you blind?!? And how many red herring deaths did Jonah really need? It felt like every story beat included something hinting that he was dead or dying. In the end, I just wished he died to get it over with. But he doesn't. I finished the game out of hate because I was in too deep by the time I realized it was just getting dumber as it went.
Repetitive, stupid, and boring game. It was a complete waste of time.
19: Abzu - PS4 via PS5 - Beat 6/28
Hey, so it turns out this wasn't Subnautica. I don't know how I keep doing this to myself. It was ok. Pretty game, but kind of boring. I was really hoping it was ending for the last 15 minutes or so.
20: Devil May Cry (HD) - PS4 via PS5 - Beat 6/30
I never played this back when it first came out. 2001/2002 was a busy time for games and college stuff. Lots of good stuff and this kind of fell between the cracks. The only other DMC game I've played was 4. I liked that quite a bit back when it released. Oh, and I also beat DmC... But I won't count that. I've had DMC 5 for my PS5 since launch, but I want to play the originals before I finally jump in.
Devil May Cry 1 kind of sucks. The gameplay is stiff, the camera cuts are awful and hamper gameplay, the voice acting is really bad, and the game is visually bland aside from the very last section. I don't get the hype that this garnered back in the day. And I don't want to hear "oh, it's an old game and you're just used to modern gaming." No. I can go back and play MGS2, Gran Turismo 3, Jak and Daxter, Metroid Prime, Eternal Darkness, etc. and still enjoy playing the games. They're well made, from the same time, and they hold up. I have no idea how this launched a franchise.
And now I get to move on to DMC 2...
21: Devil May Cry 2 (HD) - PS4 via PS5 - Beat 7/1
I was expecting a turd. I had more fun playing this than I did with 1. It was easy, but I at least had fun playing it. That's more than I can say about DMC 1. But the story was... there was no story? The voice acting was somehow worse. Especially the main baddie. Not sure who signed off on that. The tonal shift with Dante was definitely a choice. 1 was hokey, but at least Dante had a personality. In this, he might as well have been Link with a gun. And it was as ugly, if not uglier, than part one. Neither game really did much for me, but I started part 3 for a little right after I finished 2 and it felt a lot better. I'm looking forward to playing that.
22: Cursed to Golf - Switch via Switch 2 - Beat 7/14
I've been eyeballing this one for a while now. Looked neat in the shop and went on sale for I think $2. Aside from a handful of mildly annoying bugs, this game exceeded my expectations. I really loved it. I would never expect a golfing roguelike to work, but this was a neat way to do it. I did struggle with it until I finally stopped being so cheap with the powerup cards and played it as intended. I will definitely be coming back to this one for a round or 2 here and there.
23: Final Fight - Switch - Beat 7/15
It's crazy that this used to be what I considered to be an awesome game. I rented this multiple times for my SNES when I was a kid and even pumped some quarters into this at Aladdin's Castle back in the day. Playing now, it's just so mindless. Don't get me wrong, I still have fun playing this. Shoot, just these old beat-em ups are always something I fall back to. There's just nothing to them. And as an adult, it's so much easier to see how they were designed specifically to part stupid kids with as many quarters as possible.
24: Five Nights at Freddy's: Into the Pit - PC - Beat 7/16
I enjoyed it. Was it great? Not really. It's a solid 75/100. I've tried to play the original FNAF on numerous occasions, and I just can't do it. The "gameplay" loop just never clicked with me. When I saw a trailer for this earlier this year, I thought it look pretty cool. I'm glad I played it and was definitely more satisfying than what I played of FNAF. It wasn't scary, but I also didn't find the original game to be, either. Maybe if I was like 10 years old or something.
25: The King of Dragons - Switch - Beat 7/17
This was awesome! I beat it with 2 of my kids and we had a blast. This is possibly my new favorite beat-em up. If it's not obvious, I'm working my way through the Capcom Beat-em Up Bundle.
26: Battle Circuit - Switch - Beat 7/18
Another solid Beat-em up, but this one I had never heard of. The upgrade system was pretty decent but it was crazy short. Will definitely play again some time.
27: Sega Ages: Virtua Racing - Switch - Beat 7/22
I've had this since launch and I remember playing the original arcade cabinet. Not going to lie, I don't think I ever actually finished a race in Virtua Racer. I was always more of a Daytona guy. Playing it again, it reminded me of my biggest annoyance with old arcade racers: the timer. Nothing is more frustrating than having a crap start, rebounding, fighting to 1st place, and having the timer expire just before crossing the finish line. I never understood why they couldn't just ignore the timer if you're in 1st place in the last lap.
Anyway, this was a great conversion and it's super enjoyable. I'm trying to get my kids into it so we could battle for top times, but they aren't having it. Oh well...
28: Star Fox - Switch 2 - Beat 7/23
Awesome remake. It took everything I loved about Star Fox 64 and upped it. That said, I didn't really like Fox's new attitude. He just came off as a bit of a jerk. I beat a couple routes, and I had to explain to my son that yes it's short, but the fun is exploring and going to all the different planets. Surprisingly, he liked that idea. I think he's going to give it a try next week.
29: WWE 2K26 - Switch 2 - Beat 7/25
It was OK. I finally beat the showcase mode. It sucks, because Punk is my favorite wrestler of probably the last 20 years - but has recently been overtaken by Swerve Strickland - and it just wasn't fun playing through the showcase. Graphically, it seems to have improved after recent updates. I remember it being rough at launch, but when I booted it up yesterday to power through the Showcase it seemed to look a run a lot better.
Showcase mode is getting to be a chore. There's just no other way to say it. Where you should be enjoying the matches and just having fun with the game, it becomes a slog completing one bullet point, reading what's next, and trying to just get through them all before the AI overpowers you while you're dealing with all their reversals of everything you are being forced to do. It just isn't fun anymore. Punk deserved better.
30: Destroy All Humans - PS5 - Beat 7/25
Never played the originals. A bundle went on sale and it looked fun. This first game was kind of fun. It got really repetitive, and I never felt truly powerful. Most of the game was disguising myself as a human and spamming brain scans so that I wasn't discovered. It just felt like a wasted opportunity. Hopefully part 2 is better. I'll be playing that later. The sound in this game was awful though. I assume it's just the audio files from the original game, and they sound like they were recorded in somebody's garage.
I've been on a tear lately, and I'm actually on pace to finish this year. I have a few more games that I've started recently, so I'll probably have at least one more completed game by the end of the month. Possibly 3-4 if I'm feeling spicy. But like previous years, I've hit the point where I feel like I'm beating games just for the sake of this challenge. I'm not enjoying most of these as much as I should be.
31: Little Noah: Scion of Paradise - Switch - Beat 7/28
This was a fun little rogue like. Should have bought it on PC. I need to start checking Steam before I buy games on the Switch. This was the worst feeling 30 FPS I've ever experienced. It wasn't dropping frames, but I assume the frame pacing was dogshit. The game itself was fantastic though. Will definitely be going back to it later on.
32: Peggle Nights - PC - Beat 7/28
Well, it's Peggle... I love Peggle, but only ever beat the original game. Nice and relaxing. Maybe I'll try Peggle 2 sometime soon.
33: Devil May Cry 3 - PS4 via PS5 - Beat 7/31
OK, this should be the last game I beat this month. Nothing else I have started is close to being complete, and I don't think I'm going to marathon session anything tonight.
THIS was a great game. Everything about it was head and tails above the quality of the first 2 games. The bosses were fun, and the world wasn't so ugly this time around. I really have no complaints aside from the usual issues when switching camera viewpoints. But that was much less of an issue this time around. I beat DMC 4 way back on the 360, so I don't think I'm going to replay that. But I think I'll finally get around to part 5 sometime next month.
Aside from finally completing Xenoblade 2, Mario Wonder, and DMC 5, I need to look at my backlog and see what else needs finishing. I know I have tons of games I haven't beat, but I want to really enjoy the last 19 games for the year. I know I have at least 1 more game in the Beat Em Up bundle that I'll finish before my kids go back to school.
34: Inside - PC - Beat 7/31
Well I guess I lied. My kids were watching something I didn't want to watch, so I decided to finish this up at my office PC. What the heck?!? It was great, but holy cow. Very strange. It was less like Limbo than I was expecting. 5 minutes in, I just assumed it would be Limbo with more color. I was wrong. But I really enjoyed this game.
For real this time, that's it for games beat in July.