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DevJobFail: The worst game job applications ever

Those skillsets are not something you can acquire through QA work. You either need the relevant education or a very strong sense of self-learning. What I mean to say is that your QA work has often very little to do with actual game development.

That said, it's a great "network" tool and gives you plenty of opportunity to show that your work goes beyond "I enter bugs in JIRA".

Oh yeah, forgot to include that.
I also want to add that most company policy allows QA to get access to document related to development which can help you when you want to applied to different position.

Soft skills is also important. Leadership skills or training skill allow him to move to different position related as QA, mainly QA trainer, QA lead, or project manager
 
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If I were the hiring manager, I'd give this guy an interview. Those are some solid credentials and the resume is quite well built, albeit rather odd.

My suspicion is that the actual guy behind the resume is actually pretty normal. He's probably just more willing to break convention in order to attract attention. Of course, checking the validity of that hypothesis is what the interview's for.
 
If I were the hiring manager, I'd give this guy an interview. Those are some solid credentials and the resume is quite well built, albeit rather odd.

My suspicion is that the actual guy behind the resume is actually pretty normal. He's probably just more willing to break convention in order to attract attention. Of course, checking the validity of that hypothesis is what the interview's for.
Yep, you got it. Most people are pretty normal, even if they do things that seem odd or out of place. It means they've got a creative spark that moves against the grain. That probably is off-putting in corporate culture, but in any other, it's probably a breath of fresh air.
 
A question about e-mail addresses... if I were to apply to a video game company, would having an e-mail address related to video games (like, say, my GAF username) be just fine?

I mean, I understand about the whole aspect of professionalism when it comes to making an e-mail address using your own name, but I feel like a personally chosen e-mail address would at least give off a little personality as long as it's not juvenile.
 
As someone in a business of production and commercial production technique class (for the game/film industry specifically) and currently sending my stuff out, this is way too relevant.

A question about e-mail addresses... if I were to apply to a video game company, would having an e-mail address related to video games (like, say, my GAF username) be just fine?

I mean, I understand about the whole aspect of professionalism when it comes to making an e-mail address using your own name, but I feel like a personally chosen e-mail address would at least give off a little personality as long as it's not juvenile.

No. Keep it professional, get an email with your name and nothing else.

I keep seeing this in this thread, but people, yes it is games, but it is still a professional industry. You should not try to "stand out" it makes you look extremely amateur, there are always exceptions -- but don't risk it.

The people looking at your stuff aren't the creative leads or art directors. They are usually the HR/hiring staff and they are generally extremely professional and have to look at 100+ resume's/applications a day. They don't have time to discern cutesie resumes and "artisic applications", most of them will throw it straight into the trash.
 
"due to the overwhelming number of applications I make I cannot provide individual feedback on why I am suitable for this role"

Zing
Yeah well some people find it hard to write about themselves. Reading into it a bit too much.

I find it hard too, I don't know why advisers tell me to write like that, it just makes me sound like Elmo.
 
A question about e-mail addresses... if I were to apply to a video game company, would having an e-mail address related to video games (like, say, my GAF username) be just fine?

I mean, I understand about the whole aspect of professionalism when it comes to making an e-mail address using your own name, but I feel like a personally chosen e-mail address would at least give off a little personality as long as it's not juvenile.

firstlast@mail.com
first.last@mail.com
flast@mail.com
first@mail.com
f.last@mail.com
last@mail.com

Take your pick. It really isn't a big deal, you don't need to use this 'new' professional looking email for anything else, but do yourself a favour of making the effort of presenting yourself when applying for a job.
 
I've had a couple of bad job application experiences.

I used to work in an office that overlooked one of the most beautiful buildings I'd ever seen. I really wanted to work there. I found a similar company to mine that had an open position and walked my resume over. When I walked into the office, there was a small crowd of people in the lobby. I asked if they could point me towards Human Resources. An older woman, obviously the leader of the group and probably the company, very graciously told me where to go. As I thanked her, in a horribly cruel jape from the gods, my eye had a tic/spasm and I'm sure it appeared that I winked rather lewdly at her. I turned in my resume, knowing that she probably followed me and had them toss my application in the trash.

I searched an old computer for it, but I can't find the cover letter I sent with my resume to a company that a friend worked for. It was a very "hip" office and I thought I would be clever. I wrote it in the style of a press release describing how the company and my friend had led a SEAL-like rescue of me from my current job. I didn't even get an interview.
 
Not dev related but:

One guy once applied for a position with my former employer, and his listed e-mail address was iambetterthanyou@hotmail.com

(or some similar free e-mail provider)
 
One time about ten years ago I was trying to hire someone to fill an entry level programming job. One applicant stood out - he had a decent resume, nice cover letter, and good sample code. It was probably the best resume from a recent college grad I had ever seen at the time.

When I called him for his phone interview, his mother answered and chatted to me a bit about the position, hours, company, etc. I thought that was a little unconventional but he did decently enough once I managed to get him on the phone, so I asked if he could come in for an in person interview the following week. He said "absolutely!" and I told him that he'd be getting a call from someone to arrange the specifics.

Fifteen minutes later, his mother called me back and started asking about the flights, hotel accommodations, what lunch options there would be while they were there, if I could make sure to have a chair for her too at all of the interview sessions, and what questions we were planning to ask. She made a point to mention that he'd never flown or traveled by himself before. It turns out she'd also written his entire resume and sample code herself.

I told her we'd pass on her son, but if she wanted to apply for the job I'd be happy to interview her instead. I never heard back.
 
I searched an old computer for it, but I can't find the cover letter I sent with my resume to a company that a friend worked for. It was a very "hip" office and I thought I would be clever. I wrote it in the style of a press release describing how the company and my friend had led a SEAL-like rescue of me from my current job. I didn't even get an interview.
geez I wonder why.

Just go classic, people. Don't try to be cool.
 
For the love of God, don't get "creative" with your CV, keep it as drop dead plain and basic as possible, and two pages MAX, condense the facts.

Leave your creativity for your portfolio.
 
A question about e-mail addresses... if I were to apply to a video game company, would having an e-mail address related to video games (like, say, my GAF username) be just fine?

I mean, I understand about the whole aspect of professionalism when it comes to making an e-mail address using your own name, but I feel like a personally chosen e-mail address would at least give off a little personality as long as it's not juvenile.

It likely won't manner unless your e-mail address is something offensive or childish.

But, honestly, a cover letter is a far better venue for showing off your personality than your e-mail address.
 
For the love of God, don't get "creative" with your CV, keep it as drop dead plain and basic as possible, and two pages MAX, condense the facts.

Leave your creativity for your portfolio.

Basically this, If you are applying for a job in which your designs and creativity are a bit part of job (artist, designer etc), then that is what your portfolio is suppose to show, not your resume or CV.
 
Sometimes we have an occasional reports/light coding job come up for the company I am with. Without fail we only get applications from people so far outside IT that it scares the living hell and confuses us on why these particular applicants are posting their resumes for the job.

Examples:

Pizza Delivery Drivers, Barristas, Waiters, Valet Parking Attendants.

Stranger yet, none of these people have any experience whatsoever with IT or even basic reporting. They are not going to school or have gone to school with any emphasis to computing and they think that they will be trained to do the job specifically so prior knowledge is not a must. We always call them and verify if they have anything to add that might have been left out of the resume but honestly nothing ever comes of it. One person said they were super duper smart and could learn almost anything in a day, and could easily learn to program because he was a huge fan of the Matrix movies... but he also said he was not a logical individual and to not expect him to deal with logic based problems. I am just glad that these jobs rarely come up as finding people is always a chore.
 
One time about ten years ago I was trying to hire someone to fill an entry level programming job. One applicant stood out - he had a decent resume, nice cover letter, and good sample code. It was probably the best resume from a recent college grad I had ever seen at the time.

When I called him for his phone interview, his mother answered and chatted to me a bit about the position, hours, company, etc. I thought that was a little unconventional but he did decently enough once I managed to get him on the phone, so I asked if he could come in for an in person interview the following week. He said "absolutely!" and I told him that he'd be getting a call from someone to arrange the specifics.

Fifteen minutes later, his mother called me back and started asking about the flights, hotel accommodations, what lunch options there would be while they were there, if I could make sure to have a chair for her too at all of the interview sessions, and what questions we were planning to ask. She made a point to mention that he'd never flown or traveled by himself before. It turns out she'd also written his entire resume and sample code herself.

I told her we'd pass on her son, but if she wanted to apply for the job I'd be happy to interview her instead. I never heard back.

that is just creepy
 
I just keep a professional-sounding email that forwards all incoming mail to my actual email-adress. The only problem is forgetting I'm on my real adress when responding so even if they sent it to First.Lastname@gmail.com they get a response from cheeseluver92@gayporn.com.

My "Gmail notifier"-addon is multiaccount so maybe I should actually start using that feature or get a real mail client...
 
I've been a recruiter now for about a decade and the first thing I do is check out someone's social media. If it's sketchy I don't call you. Also, people need to learn to not use cute email addresses. Kingdingaling@aol.com won't get you hired.

What about people who don't have a facebook account? I never created one because two of my sisters constantly pull fight on it.
 
geez I wonder why.

Just go classic, people. Don't try to be cool.

I know that now. My friend did tell me they wanted creative people, and he told enough stories about smoking weed at work that I figured it wasn't out of the realm.

Another one: I had a job interview with a telecommunications company and the guy kept talking about telephony. Tell-eff-eh-nee. Constantly used the word, so I knew it was important but I had no idea what he was talking about. About half-way through the interview, a light bulb went off and I had to stop myself from standing up and shouting, "You mean tell-le-pho-nee!" I didn't get that job, either.
 
This CANNOT be real.

I refuse to believe this is real.

I don't even care if I'm late. There's no possible way someone actually did this.

As someone who, as a result of their work, used to come into regular (sometimes daily) contact with bronies, I can assure you that they are more than capable of doing something like this. This is closer to normal than the shit I've seen.
 

Sending this is dangerous. Many people will think "what does MLP have to do with the position we advertised?" Equally many will think "what?".

The initiatied, however, willl think "why are all the ponies miscolored?", "there's Vinyl but where is Octavia?" and "why is [favourite pony] not included???"

So, no dice. Better use a standard CV and a proper email address.

Also, there is no excuse for ending a sentence with more than one question mark.

As someone who, as a result of their work, used to come into regular (sometimes daily) contact with bronies, I can assure you that they are more than capable of doing something like this. This is closer to normal than the shit I've seen.

Daily? You are braver than I thought.
 
I interviewed a guy for an IT position. HR made me ask all the usual asinine questions you hear in shitty interviews.

He said his only weakness was that since he was so smart he tended to make the people around him feel stupid. When asked where he saw himself in 2 years he told me "2? I'll have your job in 6 months."

I had another guy submit a resume printed on a dot-matrix printer. It was six pages long. The guy had been working temp jobs for the last three years, each lasting only a few months at most. He would list things like "Office Helper. July 2006 - September 2006. Stamped envelopes." I brought him in out of sheer curiosity and he was amazing, complete fucking psycho. My most entertaining interview ever.

Rofl
 
Sending this is dangerous. Many people will think "what does MLP have to do with the position we advertised?" Equally many will think "what?".

The initiatied, however, willl think "why are all the ponies miscolored?", "there's Vinyl but where is Octavia?" and "why is [favourite pony] not included???"

So, no dice. Better use a standard CV and a proper email address.

Also, there is no excuse for ending a sentence with more than one question mark.



Daily? You are braver than I thought.

Very keen observation. It's like a parody CV he made to mock bronies without knowing much about the show.
 
It is creative, but...
1. HR print the resume to be used on interview. Printing full color not exactly cheap
2. It is stand out, but, chance of him being interviewed by big company? Almost nil, he might get a shot on small company or Hasbro maybe.
3. Too much detail or picture divert your attention to thing that you supposed to read, like you know, his experience or the fact that he got GPA.
It looks like a kid's placemat from Pizza hut.
 
Very keen observation. It's like a parody CV he made to mock bronies without knowing much about the show.
It's a smart resume to call out bronies. If your facts are wrong about mlp characters on purpose and you get a call back of them laughing at you for getting simple things wrong then you know that the comp is full or bronies and you hang up laughing at them :p

I've done few of those. Tailored my resume just to see the kind of production house I applied to. Too many favoured style over substance and the work was all Michael bay styled documentaries for simple minds. Nothing good. Full of pretentious what-you-may-cal-its. Thinking too highly of their ongoing projects that end up going nowhere cause they aren't organized.

Once I see the comp is legit and full of hard working individuals who aren't doing it to cash in on govt funds then the real resumes come out. Shame that they're looking for a different kind of person than me :,( lol
 
Yep. Nothing I hate more than sanctimonious questions like that. Needing a job to feed a family is not good enough for some. Such a shitty question and says a lot about the interviewer if they really believe that crap. We should all just work for free because the job is so rewarding too right?

Truth is most dream jobs are a steep fall from your expectations to reality, so they may want to know what you're looking forward in case you're deeply wrong.

I, for example, am working on a social football manager game. I'm not the biggest football fan... hell, i'm not a football(soccer) fan at all. I enjoy watching some matches, know the background and some of the rules... that's it. But for the project itself, I said that I'd like to be t may allow me to create something that will boost the game success, regardless of my poor soccer background.


If I had to find a job for certain, i'd fake 100 bad CVs and send them one after another in a short time span, then slip my real CV. It would stand out at least.
 
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