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[Elfforkusu]

The NFL wants Pats/Giants, but the illuminati hates the Giants so that pretty much overrules anything Goodell can do. Niners win.

Alex Smith's tiny hobbit hands will allow him to slice through the Giants' defense with surgeon-like precision! The crappy field (and the lights, which will presumably go out every time the Giants take the field on offense) will stymie any dim chance of success New York has, and Niners D will manhandle Eli and his receivers until they are all forced to admit that Peyton is and forever will be the best Manning. Even the refs will be overwhelmingly against NY. The conspiracy against the Giants goes all the way to the top, to the villains who also want to destroy the internet and ban ice cream from being served in the summertime. But they have something right at least: the Giants must be struck down before it's too late.

Niners: 38
Giants: 35

 

[ag-my001]

Baltimore is a very different place than San Diego.

Hey, our murder rate has been dropping quite nicely thank you. He'll probably only be beaten and mugged. Repeatedly, mind you, but not murdered.

 

[eznark]

Bledsoe booed, lol

lifelong

 

[Pezking]

Steven Tyler wtf

Yeah, what kind of freaky entourage is this?

Only Chewbacca and Big Bird are missing.

 

[C Jones]

It's killing Nantz to not be able to wear the Pats AFC Championship gear right now. I respect him for being professional though.

 

[Ænima]

Well fellow lifelong 49er fans, it is almost time. Here we go.

Eli...more like Sheli
Pierre-Paul...a french loser
Bradshaw...a fumbler
Cruz...fuck him and his stupid dance

THE NINERS GOT THIS.

 

[Nori Chan]

Go 9ers

Fuck eli-te

 

[JambiBum]

I can't remember the last time I watched a kicker miss that badly on a game tying/winning kick. Vanderpants was pretty bad but at least his kick was from a respectable distance.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Damn Ravens... Even Steelers age was rallying behind you to destroy evil and you fucked it up.

 

[Milchjon]

OK, I'm out. Hope the Niners can pull it off, losing the SB to Eli again would be pretty sucky.

Can't stand Bradshaw, ugh.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I told yall the Super Bowl went through New England

 

[thefit]

Glad we can all agree on something Tom sucks

 

[Raistlin]

lol @ Brady keeping it real ... "I pretty much sucked today"

 

[Jrmint]

Wow Brady ties for most playoff wins ever. Not bad honestly.

 

[Brinbe]

Damn, that weather. This gon be ugly, indeed.

 

[Tabris]

I AM SO NERVOUS. HOLD ME GIANTS-GAF!

 

[Dragon]

He's better than Rodgers at taking his team into the post season, but I'll admit he's got some serious work to do on the commercial front.

Uh he didn't 'take' his team anywhere. Their third ranked D did.

 

[Godslay]

Yeah, what kind of freaky entourage is this?

Only Chewbacca and Big Bird are missing.

Needs more Walbergs.

 

[Lunchbox]

lol @ Brady keeping it real ... "I pretty much sucked today"

if it was that phony rodgers he wouldve blamed it on his receivers

and then do some shitty insurance commercial


this is class

 

[Spectral Glider]

Why does Fox still employ Caliendo? Good lord.

 

[Oozer3993]

Godlike speech from Brady. What a class act.

Since you are referring to the Brady as a "class act" I can only assume you are speaking of Brady Hoke since Tom Brady is nothing of the sort.

 

[Branduil]

I think the Giants are going to take it. It's destiny at this point. The rematch has been decided.

 

[Futurevoid]

Caliendo needs to fall off of a cliff. Ugh. Can't stand the guy.

GO GIANTS!

 

[LiK]

Fucking Fox and this asshole

 

[Nato]

Kraft sounded drunk as fuck haha

 

[brentech]

change channel. can't watch frank

 

[Kintaro]

lol @ Brady keeping it real ... "I pretty much sucked today"

If anyone has hate for this guy after saying that on National TV, all I can do is shake my head at them.

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

I'm so glad i'm not a ravens fan right now

I've seem some epic meltdowns (cowboy fan here) but that one has to take the cake. To have the TD touchdown catch dropped and then quickly have a missed FG. You go from winning, OT to out in a blink of an eye.

To have Brady so horrible and still not get the win? what an epic missed opportunity

 

[Special J]

this post season is going to be another shitty repeat of 2007.

giants fight their way through wild card round, patriots #1 seed, giants win superbowl on some retarded catch. fuck the nfl im done.

 

[Narag]

I AM SO NERVOUS. HOLD ME GIANTS-GAF!

I've got bad news for you. 9ers going to win and we'll have to ship you back to the NHL thread.

 

[mysteriousmage09]

haha holy shit, vids already starting to go up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J-eex-cEfA

:jnc at the camera blocking, salty as fuck!

 

[Drakeon]

Caliendo needs to fall off of a cliff. Ugh. Can't stand the guy.

Agreed, so fucking annoying

 

[Sanjuro]

Oh btw, Branduil. I'm not salty. I'm just an actual fan, of you know, sports...and sports teams!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Hey, our murder rate has been dropping quite nicely thank you. He'll probably only be beaten and mugged. Repeatedly, mind you, but not murdered.

I hope they sodomize him to death.

 

[Dragon]

BaltimoreLarry?!

Larry??!!

I hope they sodomize him to death.

You need to turn on FOX to see that.

 

[captive]

It's killing Nantz to not be able to wear the Pats AFC Championship gear right now. I respect him for being professional though.

you know Nantz is from Houston and has season tickets to the Texans right?

 

[eznark]

He's better than Rodgers at taking his team into the post season, but I'll admit he's got some serious work to do on the commercial front.

Rodgers is probably using his tears to polish his super bowl ring.

 

[Jrmint]

I AM SO NERVOUS. HOLD ME GIANTS-GAF!

Let's go Giants! I wanna see a rematch and no Harbaughs in the Superbowl.

 

[Rayven]

Kraft sounded drunk as fuck haha

Thought it was a stroke at first.

 

[Buckethead]

Eli looks scared.

 

[Oozer3993]

you know Nantz is from Houston and has season tickets to the Texans right?

That just makes his blatant Patriot love even more perplexing.

 

[Robot 492]

rooting for the 49ers but I really don't care who wins as long as they beat the Patriots

 

[Sanjuro]

I hope they sodomize him to death.

Time to live up to your bet. PM'ing my address for that oral sex.

/bibijonesface

 

[Gigglepoo]

I love how retired coaches and players always pick their former team

 

[Lunchbox]

Eli looks scared.

thats his intense face

 

[Harry Potter]

Nice jumbo helmet Eli, you little bitch.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Anyway, I'd just like to thank the Pats for volunteering to be the AFC representative in the asspounding that will be this year's "Super Bowl".

Now that the sideshow is out of the way, the real championship game is about to start!

 

[Draft]

Rodgers is probably using his tears to polish his super bowl ring.

Well he's got plenty of time.

 

[Madtown_]

He's better than Rodgers at taking his team into the post season, but I'll admit he's got some serious work to do on the commercial front.

Uhh, ok.

Onto the main event.
Bad news for the 49ers, TB picked them. Can't remember him being correct on a playoff game

 

[DarkFlow]

This thread is so salty, I love it. Your tears fuel the pats.