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Hmmm let's see


France will beat Paraguay (boring)

Canada will beat Morocco

Portugal will beat Spain (Very close match, so it'll probably in penalties)

US will beat Belgium

Brazil will beat Norway (another boring)

England will beat Mexico (We gotta have at least one unexpected win, despite rumors that the Cartel has been rigging the matches)

Argentina will beat Egypt (another boring)

AND Colombia will beat Switzerland (bias aside, it'll probably be a close match)
Canada will beat Morocco? What you smoking bro?
 
Canada was able to get 6-0 in one of their games, while Morocco barely won with only 1 penalty
That was against Qatar lol. My dog could net a couple against them. Morocco drew against Brazil and just beat the Dutch.

Canada have had an easy run so far to say the least. Smart money is on Morocco, but after today anything is possible of course.
 
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Hmmm let's see


France will beat Paraguay (boring)

Canada will beat Morocco

Portugal will beat Spain (Very close match, so it'll probably in penalties)

US will beat Belgium

Brazil will beat Norway (another boring)

England will beat Mexico (We gotta have at least one unexpected win, despite rumors that the Cartel has been rigging the matches)

Argentina will beat Egypt (another boring)

AND Colombia will beat Switzerland (bias aside, it'll probably be a close match)
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That was against Qatar lol. My dog could net a couple against them. Morocco drew against Brazil and just beat the Dutch.

Canada have had an easy run so far to say the least. Smart money is on Morocco, but after today anything is possible of course.
oh but those Canadians know how to play hard at times (just watch a hockey match, I would know)
w-what if I jinxed it and all of the teams I mentioned will actually lose-? 😳
 
oh but those Canadians know how to play hard at times (just watch a hockey match, I would know)

w-what if I jinxed it and all of the teams I mentioned will actually lose-? 😳
Basing predictions off a completely unrelated sport. My advice would be don't gamble dude.
 
Hmmm let's see


France will beat Paraguay (boring)

Canada will beat Morocco

Portugal will beat Spain (Very close match, so it'll probably in penalties)

US will beat Belgium

Brazil will beat Norway (another boring)

England will beat Mexico (We gotta have at least one unexpected win, despite rumors that the Cartel has been rigging the matches)

Argentina will beat Egypt (another boring)

AND Colombia will beat Switzerland (bias aside, it'll probably be a close match)
Oh boy, some of your takes ...

Paraguai won't go down easy against France. Will probably be the next best match.

Canada beating Morocco? Morocco was 4th place last time and they aren't weak. Canada is by no means the best team of the two, on the contrary.

I dont think Portugal will beat Spain. I honestly have no opinion on this match, anything goes.

US won't beat Belgium. Mark my words.

Brazil might beat Norway, but I'm honestly scared about the Haaland factor.

Now England x Mexico and Argentina x Egypt ... Anything can happen.

The most certain victory, imo, is Colombia x Switzerland
 
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Oh boy, some of your takes ...

Paraguai won't go down easy against France. Will probably be the next best match.

Canada beating Morocco? Morocco was 4rd place last time and they aren't weak. Canada is by no means the best team of the two, on the contrary.

I dont think Portugal will beat Spain. I honestly have no opinion on this match, anything goes.

US won't beat Belgium. Mark my words.

Braazil might beat Norway, but I'm honestly scared about the Haaland factor.

Now England x Mexico and Argentina x Egito ... Anything can happen.

The most certain victory, imo, is Colombia x Switzerland
Some tasty games coming up. Your predictions are much closer to reality. France will murder Paraguay though.
 
Some tasty games coming up. Your predictions are much closer to reality. France will murder Paraguay though.
I love an underdog story. No one would say Paraguay would beat Germany, and here we are.

Latin American teams have been beating european teams, so maybe the killing streak will continue, but yeah, the logical result would be France obliterating Paraguay.
 
I love an underdog story. No one would say Paraguay would beat Germany, and here we are.

Latin American teams have been beating european teams, so maybe the killing streak will continue, but yeah, the logical result would be France obliterating Paraguay.
Barring injury France look unstoppable at the minute. They just missed last time I can't see them missing again. You never know though, such is the beauty of Football. Happens all the time in the English game. Fingers crossed they peaked too soon.
 
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Oh boy, some of your takes ...

Paraguai won't go down easy against France. Will probably be the next best match.

Canada beating Morocco? Morocco was 4rd place last time and they aren't weak. Canada is by no means the best team of the two, on the contrary.

I dont think Portugal will beat Spain. I honestly have no opinion on this match, anything goes.

US won't beat Belgium. Mark my words.

Brazil might beat Norway, but I'm honestly scared about the Haaland factor.

Now England x Mexico and Argentina x Egypt ... Anything can happen.

The most certain victory, imo, is Colombia x Switzerland
(I'm not mad, I just don't have Gold GAF for shock Pikachu emote)

Anyways, WOW okay, shame on me for giving hope to the Canadians 😵‍💫

Portugal has a chance to defeat Spain (like 40% against 60%)

US has been doing great so far, so they'll beat Belgium. With the help of the rise of American interest in Futball as well (Aaannd I also wanna listen to Country Roads again lol)

Brazil has Neymar, my guy. Tho maybe it's a close match. Viking spirit is tough aura

And what do you mean "anything can happen" to Argentina and Egypt (who only won by penalties)???

Literally Nuclear Bomb vs Coughing baby I'm sorry 👋😓
 
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I love an underdog story. No one would say Paraguay would beat Germany, and here we are.

Latin American teams have been beating european teams, so maybe the killing streak will continue, but yeah, the logical result would be France obliterating Paraguay.
I thought so too that this would be an underdog season, but nope, we lost Senegal, Croatia, Japan, DR Congo, and the legend Cabo Verse
 
(I'm not mad, I just don't have Gold GAF for shock Pikachu emote)

Anyways, WOW okay, shame on me for giving hope to the Canadians 😵‍💫

Portugal has a chance to defeat Spain (like 40% against 60%)

US has been doing great so far, so they'll beat Belgium. With the help of the rise of American interest in Futball as well (Aaannd I also wanna listen to Country Roads again lol)

Brazil has Neymar, my guy. Tho maybe it's a close match. Viking spirit is tough aura

And what do you mean "anything can happen" to Argentina and Egypt (who only won by penalties)???

Literally Nuclear Bomb vs Coughing baby I'm sorry 👋😓
Oh boy, Neymar ...

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There's a reason why he only played for like 10 minutes in this competition. He is an injured, retired player. He isn't being saved as a secret weapon or something.

Egypt isnt weaker than Cabo Verde. So I wouldnt say that it will be a breeze for Argentina. They havent played well today, but who knows.
 
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Oh boy, Neymar ...

r5a7vZSTP9QnfYL4.gif


There's a reason why he only played for like 10 minutes in this competition. He is an injured, retired player. He isn't being saved as a secret weapon or something.
YOU DONT KNOW THAT, MAN
Egypt isnt weaker than Cabo Verde. So I wouldnt say that it will be a breeze for Argentina. They havent played well today, but who knows.
No, Cabo Verde was just that good of a team to rival neck and neck to Argentina
 
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I thought so too that this would be an underdog season, but nope, we lost Senegal, Croatia, Japan, DR Congo, and the legend Cabo Verse
Croatia are no longer underdog since 2018. They are a part of UEFA power house, that for some reason, that those who only watches the World Cup thinks they are an average team, despite the fact that they've pulled way too many upsets on other FIFA powerhouse nations and they consistently are a force to be reckoned with in UEFA Euro.
 
Canada was able to get 6-0 in one of their games, while Morocco barely won with only 1 penalty

Star Wars Force GIF


France (2x0)
Morocco (2x0)
Spain (Penalties)
USA (close 1x0)
Brazil (2x1)
Mexico (1x0, although Mexico has that African aura of screwing up against bigger teams)
Argentina (if they play like they played in the last match, I'm seriously considering Egypt here)
Switzerland (close match, penalties)

He isn't being saved as a secret weapon or something.

Wait and you will see a Neymar's assistance.
 
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Croatia are no longer underdog since 2018. They are a part of UEFA power house, that for some reason, that those who only watches the World Cup thinks they are an average team, despite the fact that they've pulled way too many upsets on other FIFA powerhouse nations and they consistently are a force to be reckoned with in UEFA Euro.
Croatia screws with the powerhouses more than the powerhouses themselves🤣 And they do that with a retirement home team
 
Unfortunately had to sleep for night shift. Would've been wicked if I woke up to the Argentinian cunts being knocked out
You mean you don't like those cunts in argentina,? You had at least respect them I understand people say some incendiary things but these are the world champions you're talking about. I've always supported them but I've always supported messy even before he made it to barcelona. There's very few instances in life that you see somebody come through from a John age and actually pan out.

Messi is the main reason most neutrals even rude for argentina. I suppose you can say that one would agree with you more if it wasn't for having the modern team. They have a lot of great role players and the same things that are happening now and people questioning them are the same things that happen in qatar.

Let's be men and I'll get out
 
Star Wars Force GIF


France (2x0)
Morocco (2x0)
Spain (Penalties)
USA (close 1x0)
Brazil (2x1)
Mexico (1x0, although Mexico has that African aura of screwing up against bigger teams)
Argentina (if they play like they played in the last match, I'm seriously considering Egypt here)
Switzerland (close match, penalties)



Wait and you will see a Neymar's assistance.
I love it when everyone writes off England 😄 (our media does it all the time, constantly slagging them off, no-one else needs to do it, luckily when that happens they are usually proven wrong, it's when everyone bigs us up we lose)
 
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You mean you don't like those cunts in argentina,? You had at least respect them I understand people say some incendiary things but these are the world champions you're talking about. I've always supported them but I've always supported messy even before he made it to barcelona. There's very few instances in life that you see somebody come through from a John age and actually pan out.

Messi is the main reason most neutrals even rude for argentina. I suppose you can say that one would agree with you more if it wasn't for having the modern team. They have a lot of great role players and the same things that are happening now and people questioning them are the same things that happen in qatar.

Let's be men and I'll get out
Mate, it's not that deep. I just don't like Argentina in football, I support Brazil since I was a kid. It's a normal rivalry. Nobody talked about the whole nation nor if they had great players or great footballing history. Good god..
 
The whole play starting from the back was magnificent! They nearly used the whole pitch. Goal of the tournament so far
Shame the CV team hit the Argies so early, definitely deserved to go further. I was dead set against them expanding the teams but this game yesterday was a great advertisement for it.

That was some goal. Loved how the guy ran into the stands to see his family after he scored, what a legend.

Gutted for them but what a team performance. Keeper should have got man of the match.
 
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Croatia are no longer underdog since 2018. They are a part of UEFA power house, that for some reason, that those who only watches the World Cup thinks they are an average team, despite the fact that they've pulled way too many upsets on other FIFA powerhouse nations and they consistently are a force to be reckoned with in UEFA Euro.
oh.
Star Wars Force GIF


France (2x0)
Morocco (2x0)
Spain (Penalties)
USA (close 1x0)
Brazil (2x1)
Mexico (1x0, although Mexico has that African aura of screwing up against bigger teams)
Argentina (if they play like they played in the last match, I'm seriously considering Egypt here)
Switzerland (close match, penalties)
. . . You don't believe in my country-?
 
Shame the CV team hit the Argies so early, definitely deserved to go further. I was dead set against them expanding the teams but this game yesterday was a great advertisement for it.

That was some goal. Loved how the guy ran into the stands to see his family after he scored, what a legend.

Gutted for them but what a team performance. Keeper should have got man of the match.
Team of the tournament. First ever WC playing with big bollocks not afraid of who's in front of them! They went out with an own goal. Respect!
 
How is time of possession calculated?

Canada seems to have the ball more, yet ESPN stats says Morocco has a 60% time possession.

For example, let's say the ball goes out of bounds. It takes time for the other team player to get the ball and throw it in. When does time of possession start for the team throwing it in? When the ball deflects out of bounds or when he actually throws it in? This can apply to free kicks and corner kicks.
 
Kind of an ugly game between Canada and Morocco so far. No score at halftime, Morocco playing hyper-passive, fouls galore on both sides....a sharp contrast from the thrilling contests we had yesterday.
 
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