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Zoolander seems to be transpiring IRL

I wonder what kinds of meds he's on, or refuses to take. Would love to see what his parents are like. He clearly comes from a wealthy home where mom and dad probably have executive positions somewhere and are gone all the time. Does he have siblings? I'm guessing not. How has no one set this kid straight? Or have people just been trolling his ass so hard for years about his looks that he just lost his mind and went full on self injury?

Just one weird, fucked up only child. His sickness is really fascinating to me.

I was reading something about him being down here in Miami a month or so ago and he was at some event texting his dad to come see him and his dad refused. So that's something to go off of how their relationship is.
I read his parents has been desperately trying to get him to stop with the looksmaxing and surgeries, but he is rich from streaming and doesn't need them. Probably got a weird relationship.
 


This fucking guy, lmao

He looks like he could be Reviewbrah's cousin.
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All of these guys are closeted homosexuals.

Clavicular should've gotten voicemaxxed, because he sounds like a complete bitch.
 
Our good friend back at work wooing the Parisian women, this time with Temu Dracula as a wingman.



Dude what a fucking loser. He has zero inflection when he speaks. Zero personality. Zero charisma. And the presence of Retarded Richie Rich doesn't help the situation. They both look like circus freaks.

Love when he talks about Miami girls and all you have to do is say "Hey slut, wanna fuck?"

Nah bro. In Miami that would probably get your ass kicked, which he so desperately needs.

Edit - Oh, and I forgot to mention the fanny pack. Nothing says "I hate getting laid" more than a guy wearing a fanny pack no matter who makes it or what it's made of. He should've complimented it with socks and sandals.
 
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