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Are You Getting a Steam Machine? (Poll)

Are You Getting a Steam Machine?


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hell yeah. my shirts are always wrinkly and I hate ironing.
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No but I'm not their target market either. I own a good pc and steam deck. I can dock the deck and play remotely with no problems
 
As someone who only has a ps5 and would love to be able to have access to steam and all the games... Not for that price. If anything I would go for a steam deck.
 
I would have, if it were $600-$700, for the Valve curated TV experience and the improved Big Picture mode, for which it was designed for in the first place.

But now, at these prices? LOL. Fuck no. It's absolute fucking garbage value for $1450.

I'd rather build a whole ass new HTPC, with far superior specs, and put CachyOS + KDE Plasma 6.7 on it and call it a day.

I ain't dumb enough to fund the 17TH yacht for GabeN out of my pockets. We have enough useful idiots/whales to do that for him, some even on this forum.
 
I'll probably still get one, but I'm a whole lot less excited for it. The FOMO is getting to me where I could see prices getting even worse.
 
I want one, but I can get a PS5 Pro + Controller for cheaper than the 512gb entry model without a controller. The Steam ecosystem is the best out there as far as a platform, but I'm fine using it on my PC and Steam Deck. This price to perf ratio is just not worth it. There's better options.
 
I'm probably just going to pull the trigger and get one. The way I see it, prices for hardware are probably going to be scuffed until 2028 and who knows when things will normalize again, if ever. I'm tired of waiting and my Steam Deck that I have docked isn't cutting it anymore.

I just want a turn-key steam system in the form factor of a tiny ass console with NO noise issues. I absofuckinglutely do not want to hear the thing. While I don't like the specs of the Steam Machine, it's just going to have to do until Microsoft releases the Helix AND I hope to Lord Asha that it has Steam Support.
 
I'm probably just going to pull the trigger and get one. The way I see it, prices for hardware are probably going to be scuffed until 2028 and who knows when things will normalize again, if ever. I'm tired of waiting and my Steam Deck that I have docked isn't cutting it anymore.

I just want a turn-key steam system in the form factor of a tiny ass console with NO noise issues. I absofuckinglutely do not want to hear the thing. While I don't like the specs of the Steam Machine, it's just going to have to do until Microsoft releases the Helix AND I hope to Lord Asha that it has Steam Support.
For what its worth, they also brag about how quiet the Steam Deck is too, and I cant play it in the same room as my wife because she's sensitive to the noise it makes.
 
It would have been nice to have one for the ease of playing my pc games with less hassle but that price is a total deal breaker.
 
For what its worth, they also brag about how quiet the Steam Deck is too, and I cant play it in the same room as my wife because she's sensitive to the noise it makes.

You using the old fan profile? It's quieter. That and set a lower TDP + GPU to like 800-1000mhz.

If anything though, I would think the buttons clicking would be 100x more annoying than the fan.
 
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For what its worth, they also brag about how quiet the Steam Deck is too, and I cant play it in the same room as my wife because she's sensitive to the noise it makes.
Sounds like you got a delta fan. I bought a few Decks and only got 1 with delta fan and it drove me insane, so I went on crusade and Valve was cool enough after some prodding to swap my whole Deck out for the good fan.
 
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It's the GabeCube. I'll get it for sure. I don't need it but it could be fun to properly check out what SteamOS is like and how it's like to live within Valve's walled garden.
If it starts to collect dust I can always give to one of the kids. Most convenient first gaming PC.
 
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Still surprised at all the surprised users on here who somehow magically thought this thing was gonna be faster. We knew about the performance well in advance.

The thing is perfectly fine if you have a use case for that kind of performance level (just like with the Deck), but the price is hard to justify. I'd have bought one at a lower price, but not at north of 1000.
 
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