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God of War: Laufey Announced

I thought the rainbow lizard was going to be the cheesy ally.

I love how the game has to hold your hand where the character literally has to say out loud in front of it...... Oh body Armour! Good idea!
 
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Looks like the embodiment of a Disney "adult". Explains everything
 
And the few cutscenes where kino of the highest order.


Gow 1-3. Awesome action games. Ya they had their share of cut scenes with epic music, but the raw hack and slash and crazy bosses and kills will never be replicated by another gow game again.

Hades fights and Kratos fighting the living statue. Godly fights. Heck even gow 1 and fighting the giant kraken head as first boss. Big bites and that huge roar with blur effect pushing you backwards and maybe down the boat. Amazing. Then I watch clips of recent gow boss fights and it's scripted junk.
 
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You said it in ur post. Mythological Legends. She could look as glamorous as they wanted her to look, shes a fucking goddess, yet they made her look like your wallmart karen.
And do you think Kratos looks good in his fighting gear?

You guys are adorable.
 
Holy shit you guys are miserable as fuck, you all cry you want more games, they give you games and you find a reason to shit on it!

It's just not for me, mate. I'm just bored of third person Sony adventure. Wolverine's combat looked good, but I'm not bursting with excitement over it.

We all have different tastes. Not everyone is going to be fapping themselves into a coma over this game. Some people just don't like the look of it. That doesn't mean their miserable.

Do you like the look of every game announced? I doubt it.
 
It's just not for me, mate. I'm just bored of third person Sony adventure. Wolverine's combat looked good, but I'm not bursting with excitement over it.

We all have different tastes. Not everyone is going to be fapping themselves into a coma over this game. Some people just don't like the look of it. That doesn't mean their miserable.

Do you like the look of every game announced? I doubt it.

That's entirely fair, but Third Person Sony action adventure games is kinda their thing, so maybe you're buying the wrong console or expecting the wrong things?
 
Honestly I'm sad that the details of this game leaked beforehand.

Would've been hilarious to see everyone's reaction when it looks like a new God of War game, then reveal you play as a yappy Strong Woman with a yappy talking sword companion.
 
Looks good to me. I couldn't get into gow 2018 but I'm anticipating this. Between this and wolverine I might be looking into getting a pro.
 
Honestly I'm sad that the details of this game leaked beforehand.

Would've been hilarious to see everyone's reaction when it looks like a new God of War game, then reveal you play as a yappy Strong Woman with a yappy talking sword companion.
I think the cube was hilarious enough lol :goog_relieved:
 
I'm not talking about makeup vs no makeup. I'm talking about giving her in-game character model more masculine traits like broadening her shoulders, removing her breasts, and giving her a more pronounced jawline. In addition, they put her in clothing and outfits that amorphise and hide what feminine features would be left - no pronounced hip bones, no ass, no cleavage.

And don't mix this up as one of those "women in games should be designed for the male gaze" arguments. I'm just saying women literally need to be designed to look like women and not androgynous non-male humanoids.
These are broad shoulders, that isn't a phat ass? Excuse me, I just don't see WTF you're talking about. Get to the gym if that looks like a man compared to you. The armor even has gasp, breast bumps for the gooners like me.

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And this is her with little to no makeup.

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This looked a lot better than I was expecting but also kind of goofy for a god of war game. I'm kind of mixed cause it looks fun but also stupid.
 
I will play it as I like the GOW universe but….

C'mon…anyone here thinking there's no agenda…
No no, it's purely a coincidence that all Sony games have had their male MCs replaced by females.

Much like it was just a coincidence all Sony devs started making live service slop at the same time.
 
These are broad shoulders, that isn't a phat ass? Excuse me, I just don't see WTF you're talking about. Get to the gym if that looks like a man compared to you.

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And this is her with little to no makeup.

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You have to start from a premise.

Do you think you're debating with people who see real women in their daily lives?
 
Writing looks rough unless you are a teen, which i am not anymore sadly (just like the average Playstation player right?)

Technically and graphically it's crazy good tho.

Imagine that budget on a not so modern and purple game.
 
These are broad shoulders, that isn't a phat ass? Excuse me, I just don't see WTF you're talking about. Get to the gym if that looks like a man compared to you. The armor even has gasp, breast bumps for the gooners like me.

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And this is her with little to no makeup.

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That's the actress? Game character doesn't look like the real actress at all. Real life Blondie looks way better.
 
I asked AI to take this promotional shot

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and to make the character into a man

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And almost the only thing that changed was the long hair became short.
 
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