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Double Fine’s Pottery Party Brawler Kiln Arrives April 23

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NeoGAFs Kent Brockman

If you've been eager to start smacking clay, breaking pots, and quenching fires in Double Fine's multiplayer online pottery party brawler, the wait is almost over: Kiln launches everywhere on April 23. Sign up now if you'd like to get in on the action even sooner and participate in the open beta.
 
Its actually mindboggling that some of these developers or investors truly see this as a game worth pursuing. I cant even wrap my head around that train of thought
 
This thinly veiled DEI metaphor done by the most DEI studio on the planet may bomb harder than anything else this year. How it has got funding is truly a miracle.
 
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This shit looks so terrible. Who green lit this garbage?

Atleast Keeper had a pleasant artstyle. Looked really good sometimes, even though I didn't like the game at all.
 
Pure shite, you love to see it.

Might find a niche audience, but it better be peer-to-peer because I have doubts it could sustain the cost of servers for very long.
 
Can someone who is YH&W (young hip and with "it") please explain the emoji use in all these social media posts?

I know AI adds emojis to stuff all the time, is the at all this is? Just an AI created social media post?

Or is an actual human using that many fucking emoji to skeet/zeet/tweet?
 
I hope this niche game finds its dedicated hardcore pvp audience and the CCU stabilizes.

This is not for the casuals or tourists. Wait till the pivotal map comes out 3 weeks after launch and ties the pottery brawler altogether.

Let them cook... or... bake in the kiln... or what have you.
 
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It's getting a bit random for its own sake here.
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I guess the pottery makers now finally have a game to call their own. Also if they don't reference this they have missed the boat:
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