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The Bluff -2/5- Not good. one star for Karl Urban, one star for existing, but it is pretty bad.
 
True lies (1994) James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fun action comedy, the action scenes were absolutely incredible.

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Universal Soldier

AFAIK, this was Roland Emmerich's first film in Hollywood. The film is a dump action film, a relic from the 80's, just made in the 90's. JCVD and Dolp Lundgren star as soldier killed in Vietnam, who are resurrected and made into killing machines. The story is just there to serve as background for action, and makes no sense whatsoever. Pacing of the film is all over the place, and the dialogue is gringeworthy. Still, I somewhat enjoyed it, if only for how stupid it was.
 
One Mile Chapter 1 - 3/5- Angsty teen reforms after kidnapping and self defense and dad just killing people.
One Mile Chapter 2 - 3/5 - More kidnapping more killing, no Angst just vengeance.

Both better than expected, especially Chapter one.
 
F1 6/10.
It was pretty enjoyable. The story and overall style is super generic and I felt like it was too long and dragged a bit in the middle, but it's elevated by amazing visuals with some awesome shots during the races and a fantastic mix of real footage with VFX.

Zootopia 2 5/10
Had the niece and nephew over and we watched this . Pretty mid, the first one was way more enjoyable IMO, both in the main story and the ways they depict that animal society.
Admittedly, watching this dubbed didn't help. I don't usually mind dubs for kids movies, but I really didn't like the performances in this one.
 
Double feature night 🎬🍿

House On Haunted Hill on Prime (1959).
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At 72 minutes it's a short and fun time with the unforgettable Vincent Price.

Dead Of Winter also on Prime (2025).
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A pleasant surprise.
Emma Thompson was great.
Judy Greer was also wonderful as a fentanyl stick chewing crazy on a mission.
The ending kicked ass and almost made me cry.
 
Shadow in the Cloud

I like Moretz as an actress, but this is a particularly dumb movie. It's like they had 5 different ideas for what the story would be and couldn't decide. It's goes way overboard with the girl boss, to the point where the last scene is Moretz hand to hand overpowering a gremlin beast while a dude is holding her baby in the background, looking at the action. Once she kills the beast, she takes the baby and breastfeed it, credits.
There were some good scenes, but not much to salvage here.
4/10
 
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Batman Begins was on sale for $4.99 and it had been a while since my last viewing. There is so much great casting in the movie even if you set aside Caine, Freeman and Oldman who are always great, Calian Murphy being a highlight for me. That said, and while he's not terrible or anything, I do think Bale is probably the weakest link and that's before the heavier gruff he added to his voice in the next two movies. His Bruce Wayne has a lot of hints of Patrick Bateman, just toned way down. I guess that does a good enough job of him feeling detached which is the point, I'm just not sure he completely sells it for me. The final sequence has always bothered me as the derailed monorail crashes into Wayne Tower with the microwave emitter which would have accomplished the League of Shadows goal, but I digress. p.s. I've always disliked the Tumbler. For context, Dark Knight has always been my favorite of the trilogy (super popular opinion) and I've only seen the 3rd once because I hated it.
 
The Killing Gene

Standard morally dubious cops with green sidekick. The movie is extremely bleak and graphic finding itself in edgelord territory. You end up hating pretty much everybody. Not super bad, but wouldn't recommend unless you feel like an mentally unhealthy 15 years old.
5/10
 
Stargate

Few years can make a difference. I watched Emmerich's Universal Soldier a couple of days ago, and while I didn't hate it, it certainly wasn't a good movie. Stargate, which was released in 1994, on the other hand is a genuinely good and even fascinating film. Of course the CGI effects are dated, I think they didn't have very much money to make this film. The stoey tells of an egyptologist, played by James Spader, who joins the army for snd operation to open a link between two worlds. Always great Kurt Russell plays operation leader, who also intends this to be his ginal mission. Beyond they gate they find a distant world where lots of ancient egypt technology supposedly came from. Fun movie all the way, no wonder it became a franchise.
 
12 Monkeys - Still an awesome movie, think I like it even more now. The crazy Terry Gilliam Brazil style influence really makes the movie feel like a fever dream and you get to feel like you are in Cole's disoriented viewpoint.
Still not quite sure if 'Bob' was real or not.
 
The Bride!

Not sure what to think about this film. I have no idea if it's supposed to be horror, musical, stage play or what. It tells about ghost of Mary Shelley, who has been trapped in a purgatory like state for over a hundred years, because she couldn't tell the other story, only Frankenstein. She possesses a young woman, who dies soon after. But then Frankenstein monster is actually real, and he with a another mad scientist revives the possessed girl to be his bride. Most of the dialogue makes no sense, while the story itself is pretty straightforward. Can't give much praise to it, but music was good and Christian Bale does a good role as the monster.
 
Enemy of the state, picked this up on direct tv on demand, Will Smith leads, this would be a "must watch" movie IMHO
 
Enemy of the state, picked this up on direct tv on demand, Will Smith leads, this would be a "must watch" movie IMHO
Does it still hold up? It was focused on the technology at the time (ok not that 3d mapping of something being put in a bag) and I was worried it would seem dated because of it.
 
12 Monkeys - Still an awesome movie, think I like it even more now. The crazy Terry Gilliam Brazil style influence really makes the movie feel like a fever dream and you get to feel like you are in Cole's disoriented viewpoint.
Still not quite sure if 'Bob' was real or not.

Your comment spurred me on to rewatch 12 Monkeys. Hadn't seen it in decades but it's still one of my favorite movies. It didn't age one bit. Wonderful eccentric movie in Gilliam's typical visual style immensely helped by a very strong script.
 
Your comment spurred me on to rewatch 12 Monkeys. Hadn't seen it in decades but it's still one of my favorite movies. It didn't age one bit. Wonderful eccentric movie in Gilliam's typical visual style immensely helped by a very strong script.
The visual style I think plays a big part in keeping it feeling fresh - not just the weird future tech - but the cinematography. Its so unique that you feel like you are seeing something 'new'.
Also Madeliene Stowe is incredibly beautiful which I probably didn't appreciate as much when I was younger.
 
Hoppers -3/5- took my son it was enjoyable. They have some funny parts. It is very much environmentalist are the good guys. But I thought the movie was fun.
 
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Good Luck Chuck: C

I would rename the movie to Blue Simp Chuck

The movie started out good but than halfway through just ended up with him turning into a simp for the penguin obssessed lady. I admit that despite that the movie did have some moments that made me laugh out loud but the plot itself was just BAD
 
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Zoolander
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Had rewatched is since it originally came out.... 25 years ago! Held up decently well.
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Particularly funny seeing very young Alexander Skarsgård
 
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Ghostbusters Frozen or whatever the ice one is called.
About the most generic movie ever. Seems to have none of the charm of the original ghost busters to me and instead full of emo teen family drama.

D-
 
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Frankenstein (2025)
The Bride

Both 6/10. The Bride is better than Frankenstein but I can't bring myself to give it a 7 or Frankenstein a 5.
 
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Ghostbusters Frozen or whatever the ice one is called.
About the most generic movie ever. Seems to have none of the charm of the original ghost busters to me and instead full of emo teen family drama.

D-
Such a disappointment. Great setup with the fire crew at the beginning.

Then a bunch of crap before the big showdown suddenly happens. Evidence of loads of cut scenes, yet we've got time for Paul Rudd singing the theme song.
 
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Late Night with the Devil
Blackenstein
The Sacrament
Hellraiser (2022)
 
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No Retreat, No Surrender
I would not recommend this unless you are drunk and with friends. Thankfully i was, and it was still just okay.
 
The Red Violin (1998)
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It was a repeat watch for me, but I haven't seen it in about twenty years.
Quite an unusual movie. There's no real protagonist. It's more like a biography for an inanimate object. It has no real grand conclusion. The character who could most readily be called the protagonist turns out to be someone of no significant integrity. I feel like this could have been turned into a much better story.

I would recommend this film, but with reservations. It's compelling in a rather low-energy way.

5/10.
 
War Machine - this was bad. I won't spoil it although the plot synopsis on Netflix kinda spoils it already, but it's been a while since I've seen a movie with a plot this unserious that takes itself so seriously. It tries to lay on the emotion and sappiness and power of brotherhood stuff way too heavy and it just isn't there. There's nothing about this movie that's emotional and I found myself LOLing several times throughout the movie. And the ending is just the cheesiest and cringiest ending I've seen in quite some time. The whole thing is lame. Only watch if you want something mindless to kill time for a couple hours.
 
Mindhunters

I have seen this thriller twice before, but I still found it engaging. FBI sends profiler cabdidates to a remote island for a field test, but somebody starts killing them one by one. They finally released this on Blu-Ray in here, so of course I had go get it. Renny Harlin really fell hard after Deep Blue Sea, but this is one of his better films from 2000's.
 


As well as being an excellent thriller this is incredibly brave filmmaking, made in secret in Iran without permission of the government by a director who was previously imprisoned for criticising the government.
 
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Melanie 2/5 - do you want to watch people walk. Then this may be for you.

Decent behind the scenes at the inauguration
 
War Machine - this was bad. I won't spoil it although the plot synopsis on Netflix kinda spoils it already, but it's been a while since I've seen a movie with a plot this unserious that takes itself so seriously. It tries to lay on the emotion and sappiness and power of brotherhood stuff way too heavy and it just isn't there. There's nothing about this movie that's emotional and I found myself LOLing several times throughout the movie. And the ending is just the cheesiest and cringiest ending I've seen in quite some time. The whole thing is lame. Only watch if you want something mindless to kill time for a couple hours.
I haven't seen it but just one look at it on netflix screams Netflix shovel ware - like most Netflix made movies.

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Sicaro 1 - del Toro absolutely kills it
 
Glengarry Glen Ross - 3/5- I see why people like this movie it is just actors acting. And they are good at their acting. It is definitely and actors movie.
 
Netflix this weekend, watched the first 2 Night at the Museum with Ben Stiller.
Fun movie, dumb fun.
There is a 3rd one, they made 3 of these things?
 
The Producers (1967)

I tried to watch this film some 15 years ago, but didn't make it very far. Maybe I was expecting a crazy comedy, since this was directed by Brooks. Now that I've seen it completely, I found it a fun watch, but I know better comedis as well. But I won't deny it must have been a blast if watched in the 60's.
 
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

New Gore Verbinski movie, like a wacky mix of Terminator, Terry Gilliam and I Have No Mouth... Or maybe Ubik. 20 million dollars budget, looks like 120. Verbinski is a master of framing, blocking and CGI.
It doesn't always work but it doesn't matter because at least it tries. It's never boring or generic.
I never watched the trailers and I hope they did not spoil the insanity.
 
Primate

Ok teen horror. Obviously the chimp is the star of the show here and he's definitely menacing. I enjoyed watching him going after his human prey, lol.
 
Showed my nieve and nephew Big Trouble in Little China last night. So damn good.

Now we are watching Big, which hits VERY different as a parent. Would love to see a gender flipped version of a young teen girl into a woman's body hooking up with a 30 yo guy. I suspect it would play different :p
 
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